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I've been hung over since 1978, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies....
Damn
Am I the only one who got white girl wasted last night :OMG4:
Nice...tried that last night and woke up feeling grouse!How many more great things can I contribute to this spiffy site? Save you all.
Go right ahead to test my guarantee that I'm about to explain. Hey buddy, make it a point of one night - alone or with friends - to drink until you crash, and stagger away from the horrifying damage you recklessly caused like your fucking parents did. Fuck you.
So how can the Magnificent One - SirSuperSouthern the Marvelous - save you all from RL pain? I'll keep it shorter than your dicks.
Vitamin B (12). Fo- dorra buys you immunity, which is even cheaper than it is here, and lasts longer too. So go buy a generic bottle of the shit, and place it somewhere by your bed you couldn't miss; even staggering, repeatedly falling down drunk more than the elderly do.
Regardless, I'm sure you go to bed with a glass/cup of water bedside for dry mouth, or to thrown onto the snoring bitch who took your side of the bed. Very cold, very hot - no naturally tepid sink piss. Well, she'll be safe for a night because all you have to do to juke a hangover is to flush one healthy pill down the hatch with about 6-8 ounces of water.
Sound like bullshit? Well, I am from Texas. But hey, what's more? Well, when you wake up, you won't feel woozy or bad in general; oddly enough the B replenishes what alcohol stripped. And even better, you'll wake feeling better than you normally do before you drink your morning coffee.
I, SirSuperSouthern, place my stamp of personal honor onto this post, and all you have to do is try it one time for fun! When you wake up, you'll fucking wish that I was the one who stole your side of the bed so you could quickly roll over and suck my precious dick, as a grand award that will help you go on drinking too much for the rest of your lives because hangovers are for ignorant dooptee-doose whom you don't have to pass this critical information onto. Laugh at their hangover stories until it hits the bastards you were drinking with notice you look and act as normally as you routinely do...
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- trust me enough on this issue to try it once, you'll always remember me when you feel the results