RIP MMPv2.0 I told yous it was a mistake

[Blandscape]

Thank you for your con-tribution Proxy.

 

[Blandscape]

You don't PM any more Proxy, after 194 love letters I feel forlorn.

 

[Garraty_47]

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Now you're getting it.
We're all just ambulatory meat scuttling around on a ball of mud circling a ball of fire drifting through the boundless ether.

Everything else is fantasy and hubris.

 

[reaper]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

labour

favourite

savour

colour


Sorry dude, that's French spelling in your language.


It's why Americans have simplified English labor, favorite, savor, color...we put the English back in English.

lol

lol-

Labour - travail

favourite- favorite (close I suppose)

colour-Couleur (close but no cigar).

I see your point though but your point tends to fall apart seeing as French wasn't a language up until the 13 century.And as already proven English wass spoken from the 5th.

It's actually quite interesting looking in to it.Most of the language used now comes from Roman.latin..

The English language has influence from many, that is true.

And in the US American English borrowed from the Spanish language as well...rodeo, patio, breeze, stampede, etc

That was an interesting discussion .

Learned a bit there myself.

 

[Dove]

I have seen Complain being hung, drawn and quartered by such talents as Flea, but never heard him described as the main draw.

By literally anyone else.

It's because our friend Kevin has sucked him into his toxic hozone layer and turned him into a Dovey hating Flying Monkey.

Perhaps Shamp feels like Kevin's vagina is more easily accessible than mine - and he would be correct.

That's the ONLY reason.

 

[Dove]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

Old English is so fun and bizzare lol

Ever try reading or speaking it? It would probably be easier for you than it is for my American mutt self lol.

 

[Lily]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

labour

favourite

savour

colour


Sorry dude, that's French spelling in your language.


It's why Americans have simplified English labor, favorite, savor, color...we put the English back in English.

lol

lol-

Labour - travail

favourite- favorite (close I suppose)

colour-Couleur (close but no cigar).

I see your point though but your point tends to fall apart seeing as French wasn't a language up until the 13 century.And as already proven English wass spoken from the 5th.

It's actually quite interesting looking in to it.Most of the language used now comes from Roman.latin..

The English language has influence from many, that is true.

And in the US American English borrowed from the Spanish language as well...rodeo, patio, breeze, stampede, etc

That was an interesting discussion .

Learned a bit there myself.

Me too. I enjoyed it.

 

[Blandscape]

I have seen Complain being hung, drawn and quartered by such talents as Flea, but never heard him described as the main draw.

By literally anyone else.

It's because our friend Kevin has sucked him into his toxic hozone layer and turned him into a Dovey hating Flying Monkey.

Perhaps Shamp feels like Kevin's vagina is more easily accessible than mine - and he would be correct.

That's the ONLY reason.

KM needs new material. And dat material shid always involve the words,"who", "gives", and "fuck".

 

[The Prowler]

A fucking pathetic 200+ year heritage.

Sorry, my actual heritage goes back even further than that.

Fay Lily does not know what "+" means.

Which is kinda strange, since it is in the size of every piece of her clothing....

 

[Dove]

I have seen Complain being hung, drawn and quartered by such talents as Flea, but never heard him described as the main draw.

By literally anyone else.

It's because our friend Kevin has sucked him into his toxic hozone layer and turned him into a Dovey hating Flying Monkey.

Perhaps Shamp feels like Kevin's vagina is more easily accessible than mine - and he would be correct.

That's the ONLY reason.

KM needs new material. And dat material shid always involve the words,"who", "gives", a "fuck".

Blandy.....we need to disagree on something quickly.

All of this harmony between us is dangerous in 2022. Just sayin.

 

[Lily]

A fucking pathetic 200+ year heritage.

Sorry, my actual heritage goes back even further than that.

Fay Lily does not know what "+" means.

Which is kinda strange, since it is in the size of every piece of her clothing....

You would know fat women's sizing according to what people are saying...

 

[Blandscape]

A fucking pathetic 200+ year heritage.

Sorry, my actual heritage goes back even further than that.

Fay Lily does not know what "+" means.

Which is kinda strange, since it is in the size of every piece of her clothing....

Seems you haven't read the thread FatBoy Dim. Get back to us all when you can.

 

[Blandscape]

I have seen Complain being hung, drawn and quartered by such talents as Flea, but never heard him described as the main draw.

By literally anyone else.

It's because our friend Kevin has sucked him into his toxic hozone layer and turned him into a Dovey hating Flying Monkey.

Perhaps Shamp feels like Kevin's vagina is more easily accessible than mine - and he would be correct.

That's the ONLY reason.

KM needs new material. And dat material shid always involve the words,"who", "gives", a "fuck".

Blandy.....we need to disagree on something quickly.

All of this harmony between us is dangerous in 2022. Just sayin.

I genuinely always enjoyed my lack of harmonic wiff you.

That's not an observation, that is a fact.

Indeed that is why I was always anywhere on these boards.... resembling this bored.

 

[Lily]

A fucking pathetic 200+ year heritage.

Sorry, my actual heritage goes back even further than that.

Fay Lily does not know what "+" means.

Which is kinda strange, since it is in the size of every piece of her clothing....

Seems you haven't read the thread FatBoy Dim. Get back to us all when you can.

Now I understand why he can't quit me. He likes 'em fat.

 

[Blandscape]

A fucking pathetic 200+ year heritage.

Sorry, my actual heritage goes back even further than that.

Fay Lily does not know what "+" means.

Which is kinda strange, since it is in the size of every piece of her clothing....

Seems you haven't read the thread FatBoy Dim. Get back to us all when you can.

Now I understand why he can't quit me. He likes 'em fat.

And why shouldn't he bonnie lass.

 

[The Prowler]

Blandy can troll Fat Lily all day and she has no clue.

 

[Blandscape]

And you are bonnie.

 

[Lily]

Blandy can troll Fat Lily all day and she has no clue.

I guess that makes you feel better since your wife is fat.

 

[The Prowler]

The Leaker is pulling out the big guns.

"No, YUO! YUOR WIFE!"

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Blandscape]

Not fat, clinicians seek out other clinicians to claim that morbid obesity needs to be re-calibrated.

 

[Lily]

The Leaker is pulling out the big guns.

"No, YUO! YUOR WIFE!"

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Well, you should be working on the fattie in your bed, no? I mean since you find it so repulsive. I'm guessing you have to ask her to open her purse and give you your balls back first, n'est ce pas?

 

[Blandscape]

Fat jibes don't work here JimmyBang.

 

[Blandscape]

You need to self-assess your talent.

 

[Blandscape]

Ye fat fuck.

 

[The Prowler]

you should

Oh look!!

The Leaker is telling someone else what they should be doing.

All while NOT EXERCISING.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Lily]

you should

Oh look!!

The Leaker is telling someone else what they should be doing.

All while NOT EXERCISING.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

How am I your problem and not your own wife, fathead?

 

[Dove]

Jimmybang. That's a name I havent heard in a while.

Is he still alive?

 

[Blandscape]

Sometimes if you stare directly at the sun for 15 minutes flat while holding your eyelids open with your thumbs and forefingers, you can see Jimmy's point.

 

[Blandscape]

Jimmybang. That's a name I havent heard in a while.

Is he still alive?

Not in this thread!

 

[Blandscape]

I am a forum cocksucker and apparently a Jew Lily, who gives a fuck what these twats fink.