RIP MMPv2.0 I told yous it was a mistake

[Lily]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

 

[Blandscape]

JimmyBang is a fat fucker, that needs an inhaler to reach for his remote. His wife owns a pair of hiking boots she bought in 1994 to ascend the stairs to the upstairs toilet. She hasn't achieved that lofty goal yet without the use of oxygen tanks and Nepalese Sherpas.

 

[Lily]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Including Not Aryan?

Well, what you are is mostly Celtic in the UK 2/3rds descendants from Celts on the Iberian peninsula. Much like some of my ancestry.

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[Blandscape]

You are referencing Doggerland Lily, that disappeared under the seas millennia ago.

 

[Lily]

JimmyBang is a fat fucker, that needs an inhaler to reach for his remote. His wife owns a pair of hiking boots she bought in 1994 to ascend the stairs to the upstairs toilet. She hasn't achieved that lofty goal yet without the use of oxygen tanks and Nepalese Sherpas.

Oh lawdy...that's comedy gold.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

 

[Blandscape]

Complain is Scottish, not English.

 

[reaper]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

 

[Lily]

You are referencing Doggerland Lily, that disappeared under the seas millennia ago.

You can identify as a barstool for all I care. I'm accepting like that, Blandy.

 

[Lily]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

 

[Blandscape]

Currently, in Europe we can all conclude we are Europeans. Even DNA testing uses that designation.

 

[Blandscape]

You are referencing Doggerland Lily, that disappeared under the seas millennia ago.

You can identify as a barstool for all I care. I'm accepting like that, Blandy.

As am I, after all what is a Yank or a Mexican but a European.

 

[reaper]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

 

[Lily]

You are referencing Doggerland Lily, that disappeared under the seas millennia ago.

You can identify as a barstool for all I care. I'm accepting like that, Blandy.

As am I, after all what is a Yank or a Mexican but a European.

True, with a smidgen of "Native American" or is that East Asian? Hmmm, we're all mutts of some kind or another. There is no pure race as humans have always migrated, innovated, and struggled to survive on this very beautiful, but at times, inhospitable globe spinning in space.

 

[Lily]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

labour

favourite

savour

colour


Sorry dude, that's French spelling in your language.


It's why Americans have simplified English labor, favorite, savor, color...we put the English back in English.

lol

 

[Blandscape]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

The current English language still retains a lot of French ancestry, along with a smattering of German, which in turn owes its routes to Mongol and hun inheritance.

 

[Blandscape]

Indeed in the courts of the Plantagenet's and the early Tudors it was French that was its communicable value.

 

[Blandscape]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

labour

favourite

savour

colour


Sorry dude, that's French spelling in your language.


It's why Americans have simplified English labor, favorite, savor, color...we put the English back in English.

lol

No you didn't, you merely misspelled your own heritage.

 

[Blandscape]

A fucking pathetic 200+ year heritage.

 

[reaper]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

labour

favourite

savour

colour


Sorry dude, that's French spelling in your language.


It's why Americans have simplified English labor, favorite, savor, color...we put the English back in English.

lol

lol-

Labour - travail

favourite- favorite (close I suppose)

colour-Couleur (close but no cigar).

I see your point though but your point tends to fall apart seeing as French wasn't a language up until the 13 century.And as already proven English wass spoken from the 5th.

It's actually quite interesting looking in to it.Most of the language used now comes from Roman.latin..

 

[Blandscape]

Hun heritage was a big deal during the first world war for the British, it reminded them of their immoral superiority.

 

[Lily]

A fucking pathetic 200+ year heritage.

Sorry, my actual heritage goes back even further than that. My ancestry goes back to the early 17th century.

But the English language is rife with French from the folks across the channel from you

 

[Blandscape]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

labour

favourite

savour

colour


Sorry dude, that's French spelling in your language.


It's why Americans have simplified English labor, favorite, savor, color...we put the English back in English.

lol

lol-

Labour - travail

favourite- favorite (close I suppose)

colour-Couleur (close but no cigar).

I see your point though but your point tends to fall apart seeing as French wasn't a language up until the 13 century.And as already proven English wass spoken from the 5th.

It's actually quite interesting looking in to it.Most of the language used now comes from Roman.latin..

English was never spoken as you wid know it, until the 18th Century.

 

[Blandscape]

A fucking pathetic 200+ year heritage.

Sorry, my actual heritage goes back even further than that. My ancestry goes back to the early 17th century.

But the English language is rife with French from the folks across the channel from you

I am agreeing with you, languages evolve, not revolve around racist routes of elucidation.

 

[Lily]

your position

Her fat ass got stuck in a chair again?

Can you imagine taking those 911 calls?

Well, her home address is already blacklisted by most plumbing companies in her area, due to frequent blockages...

These morbidly obese types are just a constant drain on resources.

I've never seen anyone so interested in feces before. How gross.

I lied, there's Uncle Filth and Shampain. What's it with you Europeans?

He's English not European.

I lumped you all as European. You don't have your own separate continent and you're Island broke off from France in the previous Ice Age I believe...

By that logic we are ALL Pangeaian lol.

Well, Pangea broke up 175 million years ago. I think we can definitely say we're all one race: human.

Indeed it did,I was just making light of your comment that we are all Europeans.

Well, you do seem to keep the French way of spelling in your country. It's very Norman of you...

Incorrect.

The current English language evolved from about the 5th Century.

Long after the Norman invasion of 1066.

labour

favourite

savour

colour


Sorry dude, that's French spelling in your language.


It's why Americans have simplified English labor, favorite, savor, color...we put the English back in English.

lol

lol-

Labour - travail

favourite- favorite (close I suppose)

colour-Couleur (close but no cigar).

I see your point though but your point tends to fall apart seeing as French wasn't a language up until the 13 century.And as already proven English wass spoken from the 5th.

It's actually quite interesting looking in to it.Most of the language used now comes from Roman.latin..

The English language has influence from many, that is true.

And in the US American English borrowed from the Spanish language as well...rodeo, patio, breeze, stampede, etc

 

[Blandscape]

The borders of country's however fail to comprehend internal development, and external forces/ see the English language for detail.

 

[Blandscape]

Let's huv less fat jibes.... and more meat on the bone in terms of actual content.

 

[Blandscape]

Sum of you cunts never fail to disappoint.

 

[Blandscape]

I'm talking to you not Aryan, and dat Canadian twat that makes a weighbridge flinch.

 

[Kirk]

Let's huv less fat jibes.... and more meat on the bone in terms of actual content.

 

[Blandscape]

Well it really does put them on the map as far as I'm concerned, if the map simply leads to Proxy trying to win my attention...again.