Shit That Annoys You

Perfectcrime

Gore Junkie
Joined
Jun 25, 2018
Location
Wisconsin
1. When you are talking to someone who doesn't get your dark sense of humor and you pop an epic joke and they give you a fake laugh.
2. Attention whores.
3. Ditsy bitches.
4. When you're getting drunk and you go for another drink and notice the bottle is gone and it's 6:30am and all of the liquor stores and bars are closed.
5. When you call your coke dealer for an 8-ball and it takes him 3 fucking hours to get it to you.
6. Commercials on Spotify and no I don't want to pay extra to not have commercials.
7. Going without sex for 6 months.
8. Jehovah Witnesses waking you up from your drunken stupor and you open the door...the sun blinds you making you feel instantly hungover.
9. People speaking and sometimes breathing.
10. People who call me on my phone.
You didn't mention getting bonk in the ass- - - - - - - -:KMA::doink1:
I don't mind that
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Mexicans who fake working by just making noise for no productive result. Leessen, Julio, don't walk past my 3rd floor apartment which faces a parking lot in the middle of February running a fucking leaf blower. There aren't any leaves up here, shitknuckle.
 

Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger
Site Supporter
Joined
Jun 27, 2018
This retard that claimed to be almost raped by a woman who I know is a damn liar.
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
People who use abbreviated offensive words like "the N word" or "the F word". We know which words you mean, but what's more offensive than the words 'nigger' or 'fuck' is you trying to PG-ify 'em, you pansy shit. If you're gonna use language like that anyway, sack up and actually say it.
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
People who use 'of' instead of 'have'. Half-literate fucks.
 

Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger
Site Supporter
Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Girls that text and invite themselves over to your house then get all bitchy when you tell them you're busy.
 

Perfectcrime

Gore Junkie
Joined
Jun 25, 2018
Location
Wisconsin
Men that come on strong then find out their sex game is weak as fuck. I've had better driving down a bumpy road in a car with no shocks.
 

SHAMPAIN

Cocky Bastard
Site Supporter
Joined
Jun 23, 2018
Location
Halfway up Ben Nevis
People that think being born into a race is an achievement and makes them somewhat superior...
 
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