1. When you are talking to someone who doesn't get your dark sense of humor and you pop an epic joke and they give you a fake laugh.
2. Attention whores.
3. Ditsy bitches.
4. When you're getting drunk and you go for another drink and notice the bottle is gone and it's 6:30am and all of the liquor stores and bars are closed.
5. When you call your coke dealer for an 8-ball and it takes him 3 fucking hours to get it to you.
6. Commercials on Spotify and no I don't want to pay extra to not have commercials.
7. Going without sex for 6 months.
8. Jehovah Witnesses waking you up from your drunken stupor and you open the door...the sun blinds you making you feel instantly hungover.
9. People speaking and sometimes breathing.
10. People who call me on my phone.
Mexicans who fake working by just making noise for no productive result. Leessen, Julio, don't walk past my 3rd floor apartment which faces a parking lot in the middle of February running a fucking leaf blower. There aren't any leaves up here, shitknuckle.
People who use abbreviated offensive words like "the N word" or "the F word". We know which words you mean, but what's more offensive than the words 'nigger' or 'fuck' is you trying to PG-ify 'em, you pansy shit. If you're gonna use language like that anyway, sack up and actually say it.