Shit You Wish You Could Say Out Loud

[Fredricka]

do yourself a favor and leave my name out of your future posts.

Come on jack, that even rhymed, that should be encouraged

 

[Alticus]

Oh man, just one look at your tits and I'll die a happy man.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Oh man, just one look at your tits and I'll die a happy man.

I've said something very similar. Know what happened?

I saw her tits.

 

[Alticus]

I've said something very similar. Know what happened?

I saw her tits.

I miss touching boobs. :(

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I miss touching boobs. :(

It's been a while since your mom suckled you, huh?

 

[Alticus]

It's been a while since your mom suckled you, huh?

You son of a bitch. I walked right into that one. lol

 

[Fredricka]

I've said something very similar. Know what happened?

I saw her tits.

Only fans?

 

[Seamajor]

It's been a while since your mom suckled you, huh?

I’m curious does your maw visit you in your box homeboy?

 

[Seamajor]

I've said something very similar. Know what happened?

I saw her tits.

Worthy of a Quick Look?

 

[X]

Hey @Jack !!! You’re a faggot!!!

oh wait ha ha I do say that (:

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Worthy of a Quick Look?

A protracted ogle would've been lovely; buuut a Quick Look was all I got. Brief lift of the top, nothing more. Still, 'twas nice. :)

 

[Seamajor]

A protracted ogle would've been lovely; buuut a Quick Look was all I got. Brief lift of the top, nothing more. Still, 'twas nice. :)

Right on. Did ya have to promise anything special?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Right on. Did ya have to promise anything special?

Nope. This was in my 20s, when I was still trim and not horrific to look at.

 

[Seamajor]

Si este mi problema también

 

[Fredricka]

God, this is sad

 

[Fredricka]

Bloke begs to see tit. 20 years later writes about it On forum. Other blokes gather round in awe of tale of once witnessed tit. Sad

 

[Frood]

Titty bars, Hooters, strip clubs, whore houses, rock concerts.... tits are everywhere and women are bought easily.

 

[Garraty_47]

Boobs are awesome.
I don't know how women get anything done; if I had boobs I'd just sit around playing with them all day.

 

[Frood]

Boobs are awesome.
I don't know how women get anything done; if I had boobs I'd just sit around playing with them all day.

Chicks prefer using their tits to gain advantages more than they like playing with them.

 

[Garraty_47]

Chicks prefer using their tits to gain advantages more than they like playing with them.

What a waste...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

"Damn Lina, you have a smoking hot ass!"

 

[realgrimm]

I WANT MORE SAUSAGES!!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Chicks prefer using their tits to gain advantages more than they like playing with them.

They name one boob "trust" and the other "fund"

 

[realgrimm]

 

[realgrimm]

I'm also a fan of boobies.. on women they are great. .. men not so much

 

[realgrimm]