Sink Your Teeth Into This!

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And as we can observe, if suppressed homosexuality embodied a person, it would likely resemble you.

Bite a risen dick ??

 

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I'm lonely, lemme pretend I'm dinkula

 

[Aylana]

Greetings, peasants and noblefolk alike! It is I, Vlad the Impaler, but you may also know me as Dracula... notorious ruler of Wallachia, and occasional forum lurker in my spare time.

While my day job involves impaling traitors and defending my realm against the Ottomans, now, here I am, ruling over the land of the living and haunting the cybernetic corridors of the internet.

Join me as we navigate the digital abyss known as Bastard Factory!

Lame ass ALT has been BLOCKED

 

[GG Allin]

Greetings, peasants and noblefolk alike! It is I, Vlad the Impaler, but you may also know me as Dracula... notorious ruler of Wallachia, and occasional forum lurker in my spare time.

While my day job involves impaling traitors and defending my realm against the Ottomans, now, here I am, ruling over the land of the living and haunting the cybernetic corridors of the internet.

Join me as we navigate the digital abyss known as Bastard Factory!

LOOK AT COUNT COCKULA TALKING ABOUT THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING TED TALK MOTHERFUUUUUUCK!!!

IF YOU'RE GONNA SUCK SOMETHING, THEN SUCK MY ASSHOLE, VLAD!!!

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN RULE OVER IS MY BALLSACK OVER YOUR NOSE FUCKIN' CHOMO!

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I PUT YOU IN HIGH HEELS AND MAKE YOU BAKE ME A QUICHE AFTER YOU SUCK MY COCK, FAGGOT.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!