So I had this semi-lucid dream 2 days ago....

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In my dream, I was drawing a bath...with a lot of bath bubbles....and I looked down as I was sitting on the edge of the tub and noticed my body was ALL different.

I had a set of large b-cups or smaller c's, long thin stems (hair free), and a noticeable lack of dick and balls.

So I rose to the mirror only to see in the face I was a chick in the 24-30 age group.

And I contemplated it for all of 10 or seconds....and went down with a hand for a feel of the undercarriage.

Yup.... definitely a vjay vjay... and I was at a crossroads.

No, I didn't search through the fridge for a large vegetable.... I sat there thinking... what to do.

So I went down with fingers and checked it out further.... wasn't erotic at all..... more like rubbing sleep from your eyes after you wake up.

So I inserted a finger.... nope, nothing horny about that! Then two fingers, then attempting a third, I was like.... this isn't doing anything for me.

So I sat there for awhile wondering what the point was before I woke up and thought, "wtf was that?"....

I believe I was channeling the spirit of all women with a teenage male partner, albeit briefly....
 
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Your girlies... tell me what works for female masturbatory action if I get another weird dream....
 

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sorry, but i stopped reading when u shoved your head up a pre teens ass

whatr we, in walt disney world?
 
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sorry, but i stopped reading when u shoved your head up a pre teens ass

whatr we, in walt disney world?

Who said that? And where?
im sure it was a froodian slip, just edit before posting next time
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Have you been drinking?

Your girlies... tell me what works for female masturbatory action if I get another weird dream....

You have to focus on the clit. It's not really penetration that does much, it's the friction.

Femaleness is too much work....

@Regan can have all my lucid swap dreams...
 

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sorry, but i stopped reading when u shoved your head up a pre teens ass

whatr we, in walt disney world?

Who said that? And where?
im sure it was a froodian slip, just edit before posting next time
angelina-jolie-evil-laugh.gif

Have you been drinking?

Your girlies... tell me what works for female masturbatory action if I get another weird dream....

You have to focus on the clit. It's not really penetration that does much, it's the friction.

Femaleness is too much work....

@Regan can have all my lucid swap dreams...

It really is. That's why we are always hangry and like our naps.
 
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sewage has his mind on little girls today

12 year olds probably

he's feeling a bit Peachy

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