In my dream, I was drawing a bath...with a lot of bath bubbles....and I looked down as I was sitting on the edge of the tub and noticed my body was ALL different.
I had a set of large b-cups or smaller c's, long thin stems (hair free), and a noticeable lack of dick and balls.
So I rose to the mirror only to see in the face I was a chick in the 24-30 age group.
And I contemplated it for all of 10 or seconds....and went down with a hand for a feel of the undercarriage.
Yup.... definitely a vjay vjay... and I was at a crossroads.
No, I didn't search through the fridge for a large vegetable.... I sat there thinking... what to do.
So I went down with fingers and checked it out further.... wasn't erotic at all..... more like rubbing sleep from your eyes after you wake up.
So I inserted a finger.... nope, nothing horny about that! Then two fingers, then attempting a third, I was like.... this isn't doing anything for me.
So I sat there for awhile wondering what the point was before I woke up and thought, "wtf was that?"....
I believe I was channeling the spirit of all women with a teenage male partner, albeit briefly....
I had a set of large b-cups or smaller c's, long thin stems (hair free), and a noticeable lack of dick and balls.
So I rose to the mirror only to see in the face I was a chick in the 24-30 age group.
And I contemplated it for all of 10 or seconds....and went down with a hand for a feel of the undercarriage.
Yup.... definitely a vjay vjay... and I was at a crossroads.
No, I didn't search through the fridge for a large vegetable.... I sat there thinking... what to do.
So I went down with fingers and checked it out further.... wasn't erotic at all..... more like rubbing sleep from your eyes after you wake up.
So I inserted a finger.... nope, nothing horny about that! Then two fingers, then attempting a third, I was like.... this isn't doing anything for me.
So I sat there for awhile wondering what the point was before I woke up and thought, "wtf was that?"....
I believe I was channeling the spirit of all women with a teenage male partner, albeit briefly....