I "understand" that you're a fucking tard to the 12th degree in the fine art of losery. What I don't "understand" is your penchant to always make it about you. You and Dovey have this inexplicable need for attention, whether it be positive or negative. So much so, you two gigantic bags of suck, kamikaze yourselves in the hopes of taking those around you out as well when both you two fools spiral into meltdown syndrome.
Flynn, it's pretty simple: Martino and Dovey have--yet again--teamed up in the background in order to create and provide "quality content" for the eight people on this forum whose kids are being home-schooled. Call it the Kevid-21 Pandemic, if you will. If inoculation against it isn't an option, there's always enucleation.
This thread is like the perfect
Saw trap.
Having said this, I just spent two hours "reading" it and, aside from the Kooch's Barbi Benton fetish, all I can now remember is that Martino supplements his income as an alcohol wallah by buying and selling Pokémon cards and Dear Dovey's oxygen dildo was a jawbreaker.
It is what it is.