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You don’t hurt my feels, bruh.It's like chocolate or icecream whenever I hurt your feelz isn't it?That’s my go to video when I see Biggy get all angry in any threadMartini getting dead cat dragged
lolz
Poor little guy! The tall dudes are practically patting him on the head saying "there, there little guy, it's okay."
lmfao
would you like me to mail some kleenex to boarded shack with the dirty mattress inside?
You don’t hurt my feels, bruh.
that was actually one of his kids that made that videoRemember Dovey's grainy 8 millimeter footage of her wandering through KM's "bathroom" like she was in the Blair Witch Project. She is in that bathroom for like 2 hours bumping into shit trying to get out before she gives up, kneels in a corner and starts screaming. Then the video cuts off
KM, did you renovate that bathroom and maybe add a cool fortnite shower curtain? Pics???
That old thing? Gone a long time ago.Cool story.Good thing I don’t offer money back guarantees, then.Why the fuck should I?You get what you pay for.Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with himReal talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?
No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.
Yet here Poofer is.
fact
That's funny. The only poor bastard that probably wants back with her is her husband. I'm sincere when I say "poor bastard".
Sayin
I'd press X to doubt you paid for anything.
Dumb bitch wants to fuck King Martini, you pay for that privilege.
That's not really priviledge, my friend.
That is purchasing a product.
But at least you admit your a dumb bitch, amirite?
It's more that I'm too down to earth to complain about a measely amount of money.
I dont care if someone thinks I'm a dumb bitch. Everyone has dumb bitch moments. Some more than others.![]()
I mean, maybe if your down to earthiness wasn’t such a hindrance, you coulda paid your rent and shit the first time around and none of this would have happened?
LeBoom
Dumb bitch fits you perfectly tho.
Sayin
Well we cant all inherit a crack shack in Chicago, you know.
Not sure why you feel so intimately involved in my rent drama with my husband.....but its handled and all is very well ;)
And name one time in this thread where I didn’t wish you anything but good?
Actually, I think Dovid got one of those videos cyberstalking my kids Facebook. We video’d the whole house before renovating it.Remember Dovey's grainy 8 millimeter footage of her wandering through KM's "bathroom" like she was in the Blair Witch Project. She is in that bathroom for like 2 hours bumping into shit trying to get out before she gives up, kneels in a corner and starts screaming. Then the video cuts off
KM, did you renovate that bathroom and maybe add a cool fortnite shower curtain? Pics???
well, these turds think being 5' 9" is some huge ammo so let's just put things into perspective and remember these dust mites really have no other options available to themThat old thing? Gone a long time ago.Cool story.Good thing I don’t offer money back guarantees, then.Why the fuck should I?You get what you pay for.Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with himReal talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?
No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.
Yet here Poofer is.
fact
That's funny. The only poor bastard that probably wants back with her is her husband. I'm sincere when I say "poor bastard".
Sayin
I'd press X to doubt you paid for anything.
Dumb bitch wants to fuck King Martini, you pay for that privilege.
That's not really priviledge, my friend.
That is purchasing a product.
But at least you admit your a dumb bitch, amirite?
It's more that I'm too down to earth to complain about a measely amount of money.
I dont care if someone thinks I'm a dumb bitch. Everyone has dumb bitch moments. Some more than others.![]()
I mean, maybe if your down to earthiness wasn’t such a hindrance, you coulda paid your rent and shit the first time around and none of this would have happened?
LeBoom
Dumb bitch fits you perfectly tho.
Sayin
Well we cant all inherit a crack shack in Chicago, you know.
Not sure why you feel so intimately involved in my rent drama with my husband.....but its handled and all is very well ;)
And name one time in this thread where I didn’t wish you anything but good?
I mean this rent thing keeps getting brought up, I imagine you think I'm all embarrassed about that, like you think I'm embarrassed over how I almost died during a surgery and I had damage to my teeth from an emergency intubation.
Which is being fixed, btw. They really damaged even my JAW and you act like some petty stand off with my husband and a dental injury during a surgery....all of which happened 3 years ago....is some heavy forum ammo.
Have I ever corrected your narratives? Or have i just shot right back at you?
I guess you gotta scrape for whatever you can use because you dont want to stop fighting.
Actually, I think Dovid got one of those videos cyberstalking my kids Facebook. We video’d the whole house before renovating it.Remember Dovey's grainy 8 millimeter footage of her wandering through KM's "bathroom" like she was in the Blair Witch Project. She is in that bathroom for like 2 hours bumping into shit trying to get out before she gives up, kneels in a corner and starts screaming. Then the video cuts off
KM, did you renovate that bathroom and maybe add a cool fortnite shower curtain? Pics???
Did Dovey send that nintendo switch with USPS tracking?
No.....USPS. I packed it well and insured it. It wasnt the kids fault.
Good lord….That old thing? Gone a long time ago.Cool story.Good thing I don’t offer money back guarantees, then.Why the fuck should I?You get what you pay for.Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with himReal talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?
No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.
Yet here Poofer is.
fact
That's funny. The only poor bastard that probably wants back with her is her husband. I'm sincere when I say "poor bastard".
Sayin
I'd press X to doubt you paid for anything.
Dumb bitch wants to fuck King Martini, you pay for that privilege.
That's not really priviledge, my friend.
That is purchasing a product.
But at least you admit your a dumb bitch, amirite?
It's more that I'm too down to earth to complain about a measely amount of money.
I dont care if someone thinks I'm a dumb bitch. Everyone has dumb bitch moments. Some more than others.![]()
I mean, maybe if your down to earthiness wasn’t such a hindrance, you coulda paid your rent and shit the first time around and none of this would have happened?
LeBoom
Dumb bitch fits you perfectly tho.
Sayin
Well we cant all inherit a crack shack in Chicago, you know.
Not sure why you feel so intimately involved in my rent drama with my husband.....but its handled and all is very well ;)
And name one time in this thread where I didn’t wish you anything but good?
I mean this rent thing keeps getting brought up, I imagine you think I'm all embarrassed about that, like you think I'm embarrassed over how I almost died during a surgery and I had damage to my teeth from an emergency intubation.
Which is being fixed, btw. They really damaged even my JAW and you act like some petty stand off with my husband and a dental injury during a surgery....all of which happened 3 years ago....is some heavy forum ammo.
Have I ever corrected your narratives? Or have i just shot right back at you?
I guess you gotta scrape for whatever you can use because you dont want to stop fighting.
Funny, but didn’t you accuse others of “fishing “ for info on this forum?Grats on that, tho.Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.(Grabs popcorn)Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toiletMy platinum grill?What flame boards did you ruin?Wait….Biggie is dying to take down another forum.
So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?
Little late to the party, eh?
You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?
So we were successful. Win.
This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love
Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?
You need me to pawn it?
omg.... the melty was precious![]()
Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?
Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?
I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?
I mean, I have questions!
What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.
Funny how that worked out.
1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.
2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.
All things I was fine doing, really.
Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.
It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.
How fucking weak are you?
BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.
Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)
Move on, you were just another broad
I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.
Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.
You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.
But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.
WHY can't you get past this?
Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.
And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.
Why you fishing for info tho
Kevin, you are not sane.
Dont know what to tell ya.
Your madness is highlighted right in this very post where you are trying to accuse me of "fishing for info" on some "girlfriend" because I asked if you were not adequately moved on based on your own posts.
And fuck me.....because NOW, your inner psycho is taking that as some psycho sign that I must still be hanging on somehow.
Hear me. I only meant instead of still going through history.....again....by your own admission, from what YOU have said, you have a Latina girlfriend in her 20s so I should not be anything more then a blip on your dramatic journey to bliss. Right?
That's ALL I meant.
I promise
Please dont look me up.
Seriously. DONT lol.
I also find it weird you remember my gf is Latina, when I don’t even remember what your first name is. (Shrugs)
It’s not gonna happen Dovid, I will not fuck you again. Call your shower nozzle Kevin for all I care.
1. Yeah Kevin I would definately call it fishing when some psycho wants "proof" I still have my kids(even without me taking their bait). I would absolutely call it fishing when someone is going off about how they found me on a government website.
What ISNT fishing is repeating your own posts BACK to you. I asked about YOU, not some strange woman.
2. Well most people found it "weird" that you actually made a big point to announce you had a latina GF in her 20s. But yeah sure, people remembering your posts I guess would be pretty weird. Meh.
3. I do have well water and the shower nozzle filter does get pretty gunky and stinky and beat up looking, I probably just might think of you as I toss it for a new one.
We good?
1. If you seriously think ppl are “fishing “ for info on your kids, you got mental issues. It’s not like they’re cyberstalking your kids like somebody I know did, or passed around home addresses.Funny, but didn’t you accuse others of “fishing “ for info on this forum?Grats on that, tho.Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.(Grabs popcorn)Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toiletMy platinum grill?What flame boards did you ruin?Wait….Biggie is dying to take down another forum.
So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?
Little late to the party, eh?
You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?
So we were successful. Win.
This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love
Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?
You need me to pawn it?
omg.... the melty was precious![]()
Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?
Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?
I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?
I mean, I have questions!
What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.
Funny how that worked out.
1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.
2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.
All things I was fine doing, really.
Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.
It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.
How fucking weak are you?
BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.
Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)
Move on, you were just another broad
I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.
Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.
You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.
But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.
WHY can't you get past this?
Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.
And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.
Why you fishing for info tho
Kevin, you are not sane.
Dont know what to tell ya.
Your madness is highlighted right in this very post where you are trying to accuse me of "fishing for info" on some "girlfriend" because I asked if you were not adequately moved on based on your own posts.
And fuck me.....because NOW, your inner psycho is taking that as some psycho sign that I must still be hanging on somehow.
Hear me. I only meant instead of still going through history.....again....by your own admission, from what YOU have said, you have a Latina girlfriend in her 20s so I should not be anything more then a blip on your dramatic journey to bliss. Right?
That's ALL I meant.
I promise
Please dont look me up.
Seriously. DONT lol.
I also find it weird you remember my gf is Latina, when I don’t even remember what your first name is. (Shrugs)
It’s not gonna happen Dovid, I will not fuck you again. Call your shower nozzle Kevin for all I care.
1. Yeah Kevin I would definately call it fishing when some psycho wants "proof" I still have my kids(even without me taking their bait). I would absolutely call it fishing when someone is going off about how they found me on a government website.
What ISNT fishing is repeating your own posts BACK to you. I asked about YOU, not some strange woman.
2. Well most people found it "weird" that you actually made a big point to announce you had a latina GF in her 20s. But yeah sure, people remembering your posts I guess would be pretty weird. Meh.
3. I do have well water and the shower nozzle does get pretty gunky and stinky and beat up looking, I probably just might think of you as I toss it for a new one.
We good?
Nobody cares about you Dovid, your not important enough to care about. How many times you been married? See?
ppl say shit to you because watching you go full blown unhinged is hilarious. Know your role
2. That’s odd, because I’ve done that shit my entire time on these forums. like I said, I don’t even remember your first name and hardly recall what you look like. Sucks to be me I guess…
3. Do it!! Then I can maybe know the feels you went thru over all this!!
4. we’ve always been good and always will be good. This community eats this shit up like free caviar. Do your part, yo
1. Well when some starts spamming "hur der Doveys kids were taken by the state" over and over, while people ignore it, and then starts demanding proof exactly what do YOU call that?
You turned a basic back ground on YOU as some attempt to cyber stalk YOUR kids. And your kids had nothing to do with anything.
But you are saying that directly asking someone on a forum to "prove" they have their children isnt fishing for info? Lmao sure thing.
2. What's odd? Done what?
3. What?
Like the content you produce at flameturd which sparks zero interest?Good lord….That old thing? Gone a long time ago.Cool story.Good thing I don’t offer money back guarantees, then.Why the fuck should I?You get what you pay for.Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with himReal talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?
No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.
Yet here Poofer is.
fact
That's funny. The only poor bastard that probably wants back with her is her husband. I'm sincere when I say "poor bastard".
Sayin
I'd press X to doubt you paid for anything.
Dumb bitch wants to fuck King Martini, you pay for that privilege.
That's not really priviledge, my friend.
That is purchasing a product.
But at least you admit your a dumb bitch, amirite?
It's more that I'm too down to earth to complain about a measely amount of money.
I dont care if someone thinks I'm a dumb bitch. Everyone has dumb bitch moments. Some more than others.![]()
I mean, maybe if your down to earthiness wasn’t such a hindrance, you coulda paid your rent and shit the first time around and none of this would have happened?
LeBoom
Dumb bitch fits you perfectly tho.
Sayin
Well we cant all inherit a crack shack in Chicago, you know.
Not sure why you feel so intimately involved in my rent drama with my husband.....but its handled and all is very well ;)
And name one time in this thread where I didn’t wish you anything but good?
I mean this rent thing keeps getting brought up, I imagine you think I'm all embarrassed about that, like you think I'm embarrassed over how I almost died during a surgery and I had damage to my teeth from an emergency intubation.
Which is being fixed, btw. They really damaged even my JAW and you act like some petty stand off with my husband and a dental injury during a surgery....all of which happened 3 years ago....is some heavy forum ammo.
Have I ever corrected your narratives? Or have i just shot right back at you?
I guess you gotta scrape for whatever you can use because you dont want to stop fighting.
Dovid, let it go. Nobody cares about your finances, teeth, kids, etc. You say this shit on these forums and ppl use it back against you. That’s how it works.
At this point, the only value you have is as a thread filler only because everyone knows you are easily triggered.
Focus on making good content, yeah?
Good lord….That old thing? Gone a long time ago.Cool story.Good thing I don’t offer money back guarantees, then.Why the fuck should I?You get what you pay for.Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with himReal talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?
No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.
Yet here Poofer is.
fact
That's funny. The only poor bastard that probably wants back with her is her husband. I'm sincere when I say "poor bastard".
Sayin
I'd press X to doubt you paid for anything.
Dumb bitch wants to fuck King Martini, you pay for that privilege.
That's not really priviledge, my friend.
That is purchasing a product.
But at least you admit your a dumb bitch, amirite?
It's more that I'm too down to earth to complain about a measely amount of money.
I dont care if someone thinks I'm a dumb bitch. Everyone has dumb bitch moments. Some more than others.![]()
I mean, maybe if your down to earthiness wasn’t such a hindrance, you coulda paid your rent and shit the first time around and none of this would have happened?
LeBoom
Dumb bitch fits you perfectly tho.
Sayin
Well we cant all inherit a crack shack in Chicago, you know.
Not sure why you feel so intimately involved in my rent drama with my husband.....but its handled and all is very well ;)
And name one time in this thread where I didn’t wish you anything but good?
I mean this rent thing keeps getting brought up, I imagine you think I'm all embarrassed about that, like you think I'm embarrassed over how I almost died during a surgery and I had damage to my teeth from an emergency intubation.
Which is being fixed, btw. They really damaged even my JAW and you act like some petty stand off with my husband and a dental injury during a surgery....all of which happened 3 years ago....is some heavy forum ammo.
Have I ever corrected your narratives? Or have i just shot right back at you?
I guess you gotta scrape for whatever you can use because you dont want to stop fighting.
Actually, I think Dovid got one of those videos cyberstalking my kids Facebook. We video’d the whole house before renovating it.Remember Dovey's grainy 8 millimeter footage of her wandering through KM's "bathroom" like she was in the Blair Witch Project. She is in that bathroom for like 2 hours bumping into shit trying to get out before she gives up, kneels in a corner and starts screaming. Then the video cuts off
KM, did you renovate that bathroom and maybe add a cool fortnite shower curtain? Pics???
Well you can say that but I have the entire exchange.
There was a whole conversation involved.
No need to go accusing people of stalking your children. In fact, maybe from here on just dont discuss your kids or anyone else's. That's probably best yahknow?
oh god@Lily
No.
Nobody cares about this played out shit from half a decade ago.
I'll throw in some muscle dudes shooting hot loads to sweeten the deal if you like dear.
@Lily
No.
Nobody cares about this played out shit from half a decade ago.
I'll throw in some muscle dudes shooting hot loads to sweeten the deal if you like dear.
@Lily
No.
Nobody cares about this played out shit from half a decade ago.
I'll throw in some muscle dudes shooting hot loads to sweeten the deal if you like dear.
I asked. I'll define hot dudes. I'll post some hot dudes myself if I choose too.