So where's that "community derived" assbox, Stubby?

[Admin.]

Everyone needs to calm down on Bigys height, or lack there of.

There’s always the runt of the liter

Speaking of liter.

Does a dust cloud of kitty litter still burst into the air whenever you jump on your dirty mattress?

You know Biggies mad when he keeps recycling the same shit but getting.

@Admin. wtf did you do to this little guy?

I wish I knew, he's been stalking me over at least 3 forums. I just wish he would find some new material.

 

[Lily]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Your other thread makes it clear that you don't understand yourself either.

 

[kooch]

So Poofer has no Dovey nudes as an end game?

Weak as piss.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Martini is the biggest heartbroken tool I've ever seen anywhere. lmao

 

[Aylana]

Did Dovey send that nintendo switch with USPS tracking?

 

[Dove]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

Meanwhile you needed to pawn your switch for a pack of cigs and a bus ride back home

Did I?

I seem to recall using that switch money for all of the things I bought for her kids on top of buying Dovid the drugs she needed that she took all of in one day.

And I didn’t pay for no bus ticket, her husband did (thumbs up)

I paid the bus ticket. MY husband. MY money. MY car.

No clue why you think thats brag worthy. It's pretty degrading to normal thinking people.

The Switch money that I ended up paying for anyway to give your stupid toy back to your kid?

Let me explain how this works, since you are a fuckinf retard. Yeah.....you pawned your sons Switch to have money to contribute to your weekend at Doveys. Cuz you....forgot your wallet, right?

Since I went in and used MY id? I'm the one responsible for the pawn.

I told you more than once NOT to. YOU said YOU would handle getting it out.

Well WHO had to get it out?

So no, no you did NOT pay for anything. YOU made 120 dollars. Because I HAD to get it out. So really IM the one that paid for EVERYTHING. In fact, if i was a petty broke bitch? You owe me 83 dollars. And yeah i have all these receipts.

Are you still confused?

So just fucking CAN it. Arent you supposedly banging some 26 year old Latina?

Hell yeah you paid for everything



See, the problem is now you have to live with this facade you created where as I really don’t give a shit.

You were wrong, Dovid. It’s ok because I don’t really care. Then or now.

Why you trying to info my gf tho? Fishing?

What facade?

"Live with" WHAT?

The fact I evidently gave you a few moments of self worth and now you are gonna try to relive it for years and years on forums?

 

[Dove]

Did Dovey send that nintendo switch with USPS tracking?

No.....USPS. I packed it well and insured it. It wasnt the kids fault.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

Meanwhile you needed to pawn your switch for a pack of cigs and a bus ride back home

Did I?

I seem to recall using that switch money for all of the things I bought for her kids on top of buying Dovid the drugs she needed that she took all of in one day.

And I didn’t pay for no bus ticket, her husband did (thumbs up)

I paid the bus ticket. MY husband. MY money. MY car.

No clue why you think thats brag worthy. It's pretty degrading to normal thinking people.

The Switch money that I ended up paying for anyway to give your stupid toy back to your kid?

Let me explain how this works, since you are a fuckinf retard. Yeah.....you pawned your sons Switch to have money to contribute to your weekend at Doveys. Cuz you....forgot your wallet, right?

Since I went in and used MY id? I'm the one responsible for the pawn.

I told you more than once NOT to. YOU said YOU would handle getting it out.

Well WHO had to get it out?

So no, no you did NOT pay for anything. YOU made 120 dollars. Because I HAD to get it out. So really IM the one that paid for EVERYTHING. In fact, if i was a petty broke bitch? You owe me 83 dollars. And yeah i have all these receipts.

Are you still confused?

So just fucking CAN it. Arent you supposedly banging some 26 year old Latina?

He really doesn't own a car tho?

Did he come with a skateboard on a sling at least?

No, he doesn't even drive.

Like I'm gonna marry someone I cant send to the store? Bahahaha.

He drove through a wall of a CVS or a Burgerking or some shit. From the parking spot. I guess he went zero to 120 and blew through the wall and....doesnt know if he killed anyone.

So.... yeah lol. That's the story.

wait... he drove through those solid concrete safety barriers which are reinforced with rebar with his mum's volkswagon beetle ? Into the store? From the parking lot?

 

[Master]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

 

[kooch]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

 

[Lily]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

 

[Master]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

She says that about everyone that doesn't get on with her. THEY are somehow trying to control her.

Look, I know the bints been thru a lot.

No, really.

So have a lot of people.

Yeah, but most ppl don’t use it on forums like these for attention

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

But you gut hooked line and sinker with it tho

It's like you were scribbling Dove hate speech with lipstick on an area of your bedroom mirror still visible before you logged in today

Tell the truth, you made a voodoo doll of dovey out of newspaper but couldn't afford to take it to the bookoo man could you?

 

[Lily]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

She says that about everyone that doesn't get on with her. THEY are somehow trying to control her.

Look, I know the bints been thru a lot.

No, really.

So have a lot of people.

Yeah, but most ppl don’t use it on forums like these for attention

She's going to hook that big fish one of these days...*eyeroll*

 

[kooch]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

 

[Lily]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

He's not here for her is he? She wasn't a topic until she inserted herself into this thread and someone else made a comment about it.

Those are facts too.

 

[Master]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

But you gut hooked line and sinker with it tho

It's like you were scribbling Dove hate speech with lipstick on an area of your bedroom mirror still visible before you logged in today

Tell the truth, you made a voodoo doll of dovey out of newspaper but couldn't afford to take it to the bookoo man could you?

Wat?

Dovid is a loser. I’m happy she’s good doing whatever it is she’s doing so long as its as far away from me as possible.

Just because you like nut job Klingons doesn’t mean everyone else does

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with him


fact

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

He's not here for her is he? She wasn't a topic until she inserted herself into this thread and someone else made a comment about it.

Those are facts too.

If I recall correctly it was Martini who brought dove into the convo

just saying

 

[Master]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with him


fact

Idk, lemme get my panel back here and then I’ll think about it

DUNK’D

 

[Lily]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with him


fact

That's funny. The only poor bastard that probably wants back with her is her husband. I'm sincere when I say "poor bastard".

 

[Dove]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

Kevin, you are not sane.

Dont know what to tell ya.

Your madness is highlighted right in this very post where you are trying to accuse me of "fishing for info" on some "girlfriend" because I asked if you were not adequately moved on based on your own posts.

And fuck me.....because NOW, your inner psycho is taking that as some psycho sign that I must still be hanging on somehow.

Hear me. I only meant instead of still going through history.....again....by your own admission, from what YOU have said, you have a Latina girlfriend in her 20s so I should not be anything more then a blip on your dramatic journey to bliss. Right?

That's ALL I meant.

I promise

Please dont look me up.

Seriously. DONT lol.

 

[Dove]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

Oh dude no one.

He was insufferable all over the boards with it. Gushing and blathering.

I SO politely asked him not to. It was like having a three way with fucking SG.

I had to nope on out lol

 

[Lily]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

He's not here for her is he? She wasn't a topic until she inserted herself into this thread and someone else made a comment about it.

Those are facts too.

If I recall correctly it was Martini who brought dove into the convo

just saying

"Dovid will agree with you" is about THEIR situation?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Real talk, how many PM's is Dovey getting across who knows how many forums begging her to take him back even after all these years?

No one wants more of that, not even Biggie. He could have it tomorrow if he offered.

Yet here Poofer is.

Poofer would jump right out the dust and dead cat fur in his carpet cutout drawers if Dovey signaled she wished to rekindle with him


fact

Idk, lemme get my panel back here and then I’ll think about it

DUNK’D

Will a panel make the pain, heartbreak and detachment issues go away?

 

[Master]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

Kevin, you are not sane.

Dont know what to tell ya.

Your madness is highlighted right in this very post where you are trying to accuse me of "fishing for info" on some "girlfriend" because I asked if you were not adequately moved on based on your own posts.

And fuck me.....because NOW, your inner psycho is taking that as some psycho sign that I must still be hanging on somehow.

Hear me. I only meant instead of still going through history.....again....by your own admission, from what YOU have said, you have a Latina girlfriend in her 20s so I should not be anything more then a blip on your dramatic journey to bliss. Right?

That's ALL I meant.

I promise

Please dont look me up.

Seriously. DONT lol.

Funny, but didn’t you accuse others of “fishing “ for info on this forum?

I also find it weird you remember my gf is Latina, when I don’t even remember what your first name is. (Shrugs)

It’s not gonna happen Dovid, I will not fuck you again. Call your shower nozzle Kevin for all I care.

 

[Dove]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

But you gut hooked line and sinker with it tho

It's like you were scribbling Dove hate speech with lipstick on an area of your bedroom mirror still visible before you logged in today

Tell the truth, you made a voodoo doll of dovey out of newspaper but couldn't afford to take it to the bookoo man could you?

Its Halloween season... so this is at least well timed.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Biggie is dying to take down another forum.

Wait….

So back in the day at SG, I made a podcast saying the TV morons kill forums with their autism, and now, two years later, everyone hits the smelling salts like cocaine and wakes up to it?

Little late to the party, eh?

You understand the entire objective of Troll Valhallans was literally ruin your shitty little boards, right?

So we were successful. Win.

What flame boards did you ruin?

This isn’t your teeth we’re talking about, love

Are we talking about your mouthpiece? That plastic unitooth thing you dont even brush?

My platinum grill?

You need me to pawn it?

Dude, not for nothing, but I saw the text messages you were sending dovey when she held your switch over a toilet

omg.... the melty was precious

Why kind of psycho holds some kids' expensive electronic toy over a toilet?

Can anyone explain that to me? How that behavior is adult and rational?

(Grabs popcorn)

I'm just saying. I never understood that. I said it then. Did she do that in front of her kids? Did she cackle about her lunacy with them?

I mean, I have questions!

Well, only somebody with the mental capacity of a slug would use a child’s toy against somebody, but that’s just my opinion.

What’s funny tho, and I’m really trying to remember cuz it was a while ago, but I seem to recall buying her kids a video game, food, and a game subscription among other things only to have my kids game system, kids she never met, btw on account of her creeper factor, hung over a toilet.

Funny how that worked out.

1. Uh yeah. You using that stupid Switch as weapon shows you have the mental capacity of a slug. The fact you are STILL talking about it? Smh.

2. You didnt pay for shit. You actually COSTED money. Feeding you. Paying for the gas. Getting you home.

All things I was fine doing, really.

Until i learned that you are a pathological toxic liar who is controling and abusive.

It all worked out perfectly fine. You are the one with all the asshurt fucking issues STILL trying to control the narrative.

How fucking weak are you?

BTW.....I had no intention of meeting your kids. Your kids were never in my agenda. You are the one who kept throwing them around like party confetti and using them like tools to manipulate a fucking STRANGER who just wants to hang out and fuck.

Says the person who wanted to get “married” in Maine.

Bruh, it’s ok. I’m not here to regurgitate this. If you just wanted to hang out and fuck you didn’t have to pick me up and drive me to your home, introduce me to your kids, etc. But do keep saying how I was “controlling” when I lived two states away from you (giggles)

Move on, you were just another broad

I would have to be DIVORCED to do that and just like I always said.....I ain't ever walking THAT plank again.

Not my fault you took me going into some CLEARLY sarcastic response to your high school level emotional blather as some actual thing I was planning.

You know what yesterday was? My 7th anniversary. If that doesn't tell you the score nothing will.

But yeah.....I was totally gonna run off with guy who cant even drive. To fucking MAINE(the stage of every Stephen King novel) and get married. Right. As soon as my nonexistent divorce was final.

WHY can't you get past this?

Grats on that, tho.

Seven years with you would have a sane person on suicide watch a year in.

And no offense, I’ve been past it. Blame Biggie Da 5’7 for rehashing this antiquated malarkey every time I midget toss him around a thread.

Why you fishing for info tho

Kevin, you are not sane.

Dont know what to tell ya.

Your madness is highlighted right in this very post where you are trying to accuse me of "fishing for info" on some "girlfriend" because I asked if you were not adequately moved on based on your own posts.

And fuck me.....because NOW, your inner psycho is taking that as some psycho sign that I must still be hanging on somehow.

Hear me. I only meant instead of still going through history.....again....by your own admission, from what YOU have said, you have a Latina girlfriend in her 20s so I should not be anything more then a blip on your dramatic journey to bliss. Right?

That's ALL I meant.

I promise

Please dont look me up.

Seriously. DONT lol.

Funny, but didn’t you accuse others of “fishing “ for info on this forum?

I also find it weird you remember my gf is Latina, when I don’t even remember what your first name is. (Shrugs)

It’s not gonna happen Dovid, I will not fuck you again. Call your shower nozzle Kevin for all I care.

Does quoting a Dovey post make your heart skip a beat?

 

[Master]

Oh, and for the record, looks like I’m playing kerbangers with this forums two headed tard monster.

Who’s good at this shit?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

But seriously tho, how many ant hills bought the fucking farm via some broken glass and sunlight when Martini first got dumped ?

I'm thinking there's isn't an ant infestation anywhere in the city of Chicago to this day