Takes a big man

[SHAMPAIN]

stinkin house...

You spelt "barn" wrong.

Or one of those wee midget cottages you get up here with a back garden like a scrapyard...

Where are you Easterhouse, or the Shetlands?

Wishy lol

So Easterhouse then?

Naw Wishy, in Lanarkshire ya useless cunt...

Jesus, do you have pet names fur yer own hovels in Wishy?

You widnae come ower here and say that... You'd be left like a burst couch...

 

[Breakfall]

Settle down Blanscape.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Probably more south dan you.

At the risk of PI a thought you were fae Ayrshire?

 

[X]

Probably more south dan you.

I know Dan, he works with Steve, right ?

 

[Blandscape]

So how do you get from Lanarkshire to Glasgow via the Rangers?

 

[Breakfall]

stinkin house...

You spelt "barn" wrong.

Or one of those wee midget cottages you get up here with a back garden like a scrapyard...

Where are you Easterhouse, or the Shetlands?

Wishy lol

So Easterhouse then?

Naw Wishy, in Lanarkshire ya useless cunt...

Jesus, do you have pet names fur yer own hovels in Wishy?

You widnae come ower here and say that... You'd be left like a burst couch...

Is he unfit then? Lol

 

[Breakfall]

So how do you get from Lanarkshire to Glasgow via the Rangers?

He took the high fucking road doofus!

 

[Blandscape]

Settle down Blanscape.

Toddle off nobody, I'm discussing you with everyone else who isn't you.

 

[Blandscape]

So how do you get from Lanarkshire to Glasgow via the Rangers?

He took the high fucking road doofus!

And you scraped da low.

 

[Breakfall]

Settle down Blanscape.

Toddle off nobody, I'm discussing you with everyone else who isn't you.

Voices in your head…

 

[Blandscape]

You keep walking into dem Freud.

 

[Blandscape]

You're just too dumb to realise it.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So how do you get from Lanarkshire to Glasgow via the Rangers?

My family is protestant, hence the generations of gers fans before me... It's in my blood...

 

[Breakfall]

So how do you get from Lanarkshire to Glasgow via the Rangers?

He took the high fucking road doofus!

And you scraped da low.

I’ll never scrap with you if you’re fat and unfit…you’ll need a fighting chance.

 

[X]

Settle down Blanscape.

Toddle off nobody, I'm discussing you with everyone else who isn't you.

does this not make you want to fuck his face until his jaw caves ?/ the fuck ???

 

[SHAMPAIN]

stinkin house...

You spelt "barn" wrong.

Or one of those wee midget cottages you get up here with a back garden like a scrapyard...

Where are you Easterhouse, or the Shetlands?

Wishy lol

So Easterhouse then?

Naw Wishy, in Lanarkshire ya useless cunt...

Jesus, do you have pet names fur yer own hovels in Wishy?

You widnae come ower here and say that... You'd be left like a burst couch...

Is he unfit then? Lol

Nah he's awright when he wants to be... He's Scottish so...

 

[Blandscape]

So how do you get from Lanarkshire to Glasgow via the Rangers?

My family is protestant, hence the generations of gers fans before me... It's in my blood...

I'm a proddie myself...just never understood the Sectarianism, except historically of course.

 

[Blandscape]

Sorry dividing my attention over three threads....you were saying Freud?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So how do you get from Lanarkshire to Glasgow via the Rangers?

My family is protestant, hence the generations of gers fans before me... It's in my blood...

I'm a proddie myself...just never understood the Sectarianism, except historically of course.

I'm not too into that side myself but a still hate the bastards for 90mins...

 

[Breakfall]

stinkin house...

You spelt "barn" wrong.

Or one of those wee midget cottages you get up here with a back garden like a scrapyard...

Where are you Easterhouse, or the Shetlands?

Wishy lol

So Easterhouse then?

Naw Wishy, in Lanarkshire ya useless cunt...

Jesus, do you have pet names fur yer own hovels in Wishy?

You widnae come ower here and say that... You'd be left like a burst couch...

Is he unfit then? Lol

Nah he's awright when he wants to be... He's Scottish so...

All the Scottish I have met are loud, rough and ready for a scrap. This one seems immobile. Lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

stinkin house...

You spelt "barn" wrong.

Or one of those wee midget cottages you get up here with a back garden like a scrapyard...

Where are you Easterhouse, or the Shetlands?

Wishy lol

So Easterhouse then?

Naw Wishy, in Lanarkshire ya useless cunt...

Jesus, do you have pet names fur yer own hovels in Wishy?

You widnae come ower here and say that... You'd be left like a burst couch...

Is he unfit then? Lol

Nah he's awright when he wants to be... He's Scottish so...

All the Scottish I have met are loud, rough and ready for a scrap. This one seems immobile. Lol

Oh there will be a temper in there somewhere haha

 

[Breakfall]

stinkin house...

You spelt "barn" wrong.

Or one of those wee midget cottages you get up here with a back garden like a scrapyard...

Where are you Easterhouse, or the Shetlands?

Wishy lol

So Easterhouse then?

Naw Wishy, in Lanarkshire ya useless cunt...

Jesus, do you have pet names fur yer own hovels in Wishy?

You widnae come ower here and say that... You'd be left like a burst couch...

Is he unfit then? Lol

Nah he's awright when he wants to be... He's Scottish so...

All the Scottish I have met are loud, rough and ready for a scrap. This one seems immobile. Lol

Oh there will be a temper in there somewhere haha

Distemper from lying with dogs more than likely. Flynn for example, that mutt is viral!

 

[Lily]

Yeah no shit, but the implication is still there.

Not that you have a clue on the subject, Poarkahontas.

The implication, as a matter of fact, is something you perceive, nothing that was implied by anyone. Ignoramus.

 

[Lily]

wait... blurt got beat up by the boy scouts?

Blurt said he got bullied in high school too.

children are assholes…

They certainly can be if they're raised in a feral manner.

 

[Joe]

wait... blurt got beat up by the boy scouts?

Blurt said he got bullied in high school too.

children are assholes…

They certainly can be if they're raised in a feral manner.

Many of them are in High School.

 

[Murdy]

Blurt is still angry about that time that three neo-nazi's with swastika tattoos on their foreheads roughed him up some...

And you would know this to be the case because....?

Mel, I never thought I'd say this, but... you have even less game than Scouse (I didn't think this possible, honestly).

It's not a good day for White Supremacists.

and he was defeated… he killed himself and his henchmen scattered like cockroaches to 3rd world brown countries


I dated one of thier grandchildren… he was half Guatemalan and half German lol

Buh BYEEE to those bloodlines lol

We already know your name, Scouse, and it's a perfectly Jewish name, as you well know.

You would not be welcome in Argentina.

Blurt logic = Any name mentioned in the bible is automatically Jewish!!


Christ, no wonder he believes there are 468 genders.

Scouse logic = The very first name mentioned in the Tanakh (the Jewish Scriptures) is Christian.

Christ, no wonder he believes he's Aryan.

Jesus Christ, listen to you cry out for attention you ugly homosexual!

Blurt likes wimmenz

He also seems to enjoy talking about my daughter’s panties. Try to catch up Murdock.
We all know that he wants to transition for the wimmenz record.

*pouts* he never asks about mine and I have an amazing panty collection…

but it’s these nude nylon granny panties that I wear the most because they are comfy and aren’t giving me the constant atomic wedgie from hell lol

 

[Murdy]

wait... blurt got beat up by the boy scouts?

Blurt said he got bullied in high school too.

children are assholes…

They certainly can be if they're raised in a feral manner.

True… but I also think the asshole parents train these little fuckers to be dickheads.

 

[Breakfall]

Blurt is still angry about that time that three neo-nazi's with swastika tattoos on their foreheads roughed him up some...

And you would know this to be the case because....?

Mel, I never thought I'd say this, but... you have even less game than Scouse (I didn't think this possible, honestly).

It's not a good day for White Supremacists.

and he was defeated… he killed himself and his henchmen scattered like cockroaches to 3rd world brown countries


I dated one of thier grandchildren… he was half Guatemalan and half German lol

Buh BYEEE to those bloodlines lol

We already know your name, Scouse, and it's a perfectly Jewish name, as you well know.

You would not be welcome in Argentina.

Blurt logic = Any name mentioned in the bible is automatically Jewish!!


Christ, no wonder he believes there are 468 genders.

Scouse logic = The very first name mentioned in the Tanakh (the Jewish Scriptures) is Christian.

Christ, no wonder he believes he's Aryan.

Jesus Christ, listen to you cry out for attention you ugly homosexual!

Blurt likes wimmenz

He also seems to enjoy talking about my daughter’s panties. Try to catch up Murdock.
We all know that he wants to transition for the wimmenz record.

*pouts* he never asks about mine and I have an amazing panty collection…

but it’s these nude nylon granny panties that I wear the most because they are comfy and aren’t giving me the constant atomic wedgie from hell lol

He’s referencing my child’s panties Murdock…it’s not all about you. Good luck with that.

 

[Breakfall]

wait... blurt got beat up by the boy scouts?

Blurt said he got bullied in high school too.

children are assholes…

They certainly can be if they're raised in a feral manner.

True… but I also think the asshole parents train these little fuckers to be dickheads.

Hogwash! Monkey see…monkey do. That much is elementary my dear.

 

[Murdy]

wait... blurt got beat up by the boy scouts?

Blurt said he got bullied in high school too.

children are assholes…

They certainly can be if they're raised in a feral manner.

True… but I also think the asshole parents train these little fuckers to be dickheads.

Hogwash! Monkey see…monkey do. That much is elementary my dear.

and by that theory… you think these kids don’t hear their parents who are assholes and adapt that behavior?