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Takes a big man
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A fucking i-pad...I am not happy, but don't be asking me to confront J in bed tonight.
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Honestly, no matter how much water you carry and how much sun you block with your bat arms, blandscape isn't going to fuck you
he's crazy, but doesn't seem that crazy
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:facepalm: idiot
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Wow, hilarious... :facepalm:
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Well dat ain't gonna happen... it will be she needs the new whatever for whatever. £400 fucking quid.
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that's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
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that's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
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Well even that one post has more hilarity in it than any of your work tonight.
Listen, I don't know who told ye ye were any gid at this but they lied. You never were.
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I can read the tone of your posts.
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ghetto literacy doesn't elevate one to the status of senior officer making over 200K a year you idiot pigthat's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
But you wouldn't know about that now would you considering you're only worth minimum wage
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that's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
I'm not a miser, I only bought her the last whatever da fuck it is last year during lockdown, how outa date can it be?
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And just fucking paid for it in tears.
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Hers, not mine.
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God I'm a terrible Da.
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Good at what? Mutterings of a madman indeed... I've no desire to include you in anything in the future you shall be doing your "thing" without me, time's precious and you've wasted enough of mine... toodles
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ghetto literacy doesn't elevate one to the status of senior officer making over 200K a year you idiot pigthat's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
But you wouldn't know about that now would you considering you're only worth minimum wage
But you couldn't understand my very basic post as non-complimentary. Clearly your money didn't help.
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that's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
I'm not a miser, I only bought her the last whatever da fuck it is last year during lockdown, how outa date can it be?
I'm saying it's a reputation y'all have. Kids all want the newest and brightest.
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It helped me be better than you in life.ghetto literacy doesn't elevate one to the status of senior officer making over 200K a year you idiot pigthat's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
But you wouldn't know about that now would you considering you're only worth minimum wage
But you couldn't understand my very basic post as non-complimentary. Clearly your money didn't help.
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It helped me be better than you in life.ghetto literacy doesn't elevate one to the status of senior officer making over 200K a year you idiot pigthat's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
But you wouldn't know about that now would you considering you're only worth minimum wage
But you couldn't understand my very basic post as non-complimentary. Clearly your money didn't help.
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It doesn't help you here when you make an ass of yourself.
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that's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
I'm not a miser, I only bought her the last whatever da fuck it is last year during lockdown, how outa date can it be?
I'm saying it's a reputation y'all have. Kids all want the newest and brightest.
I got it, the whole Scotsman fing, but hey lass I am not like dat. However my daughters and my wife do bully me. And i cannot say no to the youngest when she turns on the water works.
Anyway she got what she wanted, and I get another overtime shift in my own business.
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""here"" is important to losers like you. for me ""here"" is just playtime poking idiots like you for personal amusement
Got it, fatso? Or do I need to break out the french fries and fashion them into stick figures for you ?
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that's quite the asscrack washing you giving him there, fatso
You don't know that I just called him a miser do you? You're basic cultural literacy is zero outside of the ghetto, isn't it?
I'm not a miser, I only bought her the last whatever da fuck it is last year during lockdown, how outa date can it be?
I'm saying it's a reputation y'all have. Kids all want the newest and brightest.
I got it, the whole Scotsman fing, but hey lass I am not like dat. However my daughters and my wife do bully me. And i cannot say no to the youngest when she turns on the water works.
Anyway she got what she wanted, and I get another overtime shift in my own business.
I was joking. It's good to take care of your ladies, to be a gentleman.
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You sound very angry for an amused guy, just sayin'
What's with the loony punctuation btw?
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Eh, why leave such a coalescing relationship, where I make sure I feel invigorated by simply making a cunt of you. You do realise Complain, that your little diatribe there is akin to my daughter turning on the waterworks.
Let's just clear sumffing up fur ye, you are a talentless prick, and I am not.
I get it, you think by dropping the mike I will not stab you in the face wiff it, or fuck ye up da arse wiff it while whistling Flower Of Scotland.
You only fink you are doing yourself a favour, but you will be back, just like the rest of dem.
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