Takes a big man

[Blandscape]

Yes they all come back...until they realise they can't.

 

[Blandscape]

Or shouldn't.

 

[Blandscape]

Or whatever the future tense is of the past tense in the here and wow?

 

[Blandscape]

I should Champagne Complain to someone.

Where's Admin?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You sound very angry for an amused guy, just sayin'


What's with the loony punctuation btw?

says the pig who demanded once a week someone be banned or she's leaving the internet forever

 

[Lily]

You sound very angry for an amused guy, just sayin'


What's with the loony punctuation btw?

says the pig who demanded once a week someone be banned or she's leaving the internet forever

Sure I did. Now, what about the loony punctuation. Did you buy extra with your Biggie money?

 

[Blandscape]

You sound very angry for an amused guy, just sayin'


What's with the loony punctuation btw?

says the pig who demanded once a week someone be banned or she's leaving the internet forever

Sure I did. Now, what about the loony punctuation. Did you buy extra with your Biggie money?

I always feel compelled too buy more wiff Biggie money, it's like gold in the bank, or a street crammed wiff prostitutes working fur ye on a Monopoly board, usually between Pall Mall & Mayfair.

 

[Blandscape]

We all need a get out of jail free card at some point in our life.

 

[Blandscape]

Except me. I am the Teflon Don of shaming and laming.

 

[Blandscape]

I also have the legs fur a kilt.

 

[Master]

All hail Sir Stupor Sudden.

**yawn**

Hey, Noah used to be electric.

There was once a time when the guy was writing some of the best shit this community has seen in a long time.

Then, he became a shock poster.

 

[Blandscape]

You just bespoke and spoke the name dat should never be mentioned.

The guy is an utter fucking prick Kev, and I have no idea how you came across him with an open vested shirt and without the aid of a safety net.

However, it seems you seem to have a thick skin, and that I have once again laid the foundation fur ye on another site.

I want to tell you sumfing I should have told you long ago...welcome back. It is always gid tae see ye laddie. Post more.

 

[Blandscape]

KM has returned.

 

[Blandscape]

Now even if I never wanted, I have at least a form of abject poverty to confront.

 

[Master]

You just bespoke and spoke the name dat should never be mentioned.

The guy is an utter fucking prick Kev, and I have no idea how you came across him with an open vested shirt and without the aid of a safety net.

However, it seems you seem to have a thick skin, and that I have once again laid the foundation fur ye on another site.

I want to tell you sumfing I should have told you long ago...welcome back. It is always gid tae see ye laddie. Post more.

Eh, I got things going on currently.

But rest assured, this place will be looking upwards in short order.

Merry Christmas, ya Kevin Nash looking wannabe

 

[Blandscape]

You just bespoke and spoke the name dat should never be mentioned.

The guy is an utter fucking prick Kev, and I have no idea how you came across him with an open vested shirt and without the aid of a safety net.

However, it seems you seem to have a thick skin, and that I have once again laid the foundation fur ye on another site.

I want to tell you sumfing I should have told you long ago...welcome back. It is always gid tae see ye laddie. Post more.

Eh, I got things going on currently.

But rest assured, this place will be looking upwards in short order.

Merry Christmas, ya Kevin Nash looking wannabe

I was always prettier dan ye laddie, even when run through PotatoShop.

I am genuinely glad to see you back, but please do me, Blur and Oak a favour, don't be deluding yourself by claiming authority over an old world order.

Things are looking up.

Blur, Oak and me are posting here.

 

[Blandscape]

Your contributions are welcome, always are.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Oh look the two fahgets sucking each others cocks with the usual "we're gonna make the board great" which is basically saying they're better than everybody else... Poofter will never learn and bland doesn't matter as he's a scroll bomb...

 

[Master]

Your contributions are welcome, always are.

Same with yours.

Nah, trying to reinvent the wheel by pumping up a broken tube isn’t going to work.

What will work, is a different approach. One I’ve pretty much got a hang of.

In a months time, this place will have 300 new members, minimum.

 

[The Countess]

Poofer, don’t encourage him. You know damn well he’s boring as fuck.

 

[Aylana]

As it was said once before concerning blanscape, he's here just to make up post count, it does not matter if what he posts is readable or entertaining, it's post count.

that is all it is.

words scrolling down your screen like the end credits to a movie, but not as fun to read.

 

[Master]

Poofer, don’t encourage him. You know damn well he’s boring as fuck.

Hell no he isn’t. Bland is hilarious.

What’s boring is the same old shit being posted day after day.

That’s the Mods job to fix. (Snickers)

Merry Christmas btw

 

[Master]

As it was said once before concerning blanscape, he's here just to make up post count, it does not matter if what he posts is readable or entertaining, it's post count.

that is all it is.

words scrolling down your screen like the end credits to a movie, but not as fun to read.

Did you ever get a PS5?

 

[Aylana]

Your contributions are welcome, always are.

Same with yours.

Nah, trying to reinvent the wheel by pumping up a broken tube isn’t going to work.

What will work, is a different approach. One I’ve pretty much got a hang of.

In a months time, this place will have 300 new members, minimum.

LIES!

yanno, Blandscape is not PPV material

OTOH, I would pay to see cunty trying to play Cuphead, bonus if he did it using a VR character

 

[Aylana]

As it was said once before concerning blanscape, he's here just to make up post count, it does not matter if what he posts is readable or entertaining, it's post count.

that is all it is.

words scrolling down your screen like the end credits to a movie, but not as fun to read.

Did you ever get a PS5?

it was posted at FT like months ago

 

[Blandscape]

As it was said once before concerning blanscape, he's here just to make up post count, it does not matter if what he posts is readable or entertaining, it's post count.

that is all it is.

words scrolling down your screen like the end credits to a movie, but not as fun to read.

See whit is like fur me KM, arseholes demanding that no-one listen while post humping every word I say.

 

[Blandscape]

I enjoy enjoying dem.

 

[Blandscape]

I enjoy that they have me and Blur and Oak on speed dial.

 

[Blandscape]

We are the denominators of this site.

 

[Master]

Your contributions are welcome, always are.

Same with yours.

Nah, trying to reinvent the wheel by pumping up a broken tube isn’t going to work.

What will work, is a different approach. One I’ve pretty much got a hang of.

In a months time, this place will have 300 new members, minimum.

LIES!

yanno, Blandscape is not PPV material

OTOH, I would pay to see cunty trying to play Cuphead, bonus if he did it using a VR character

Actually…..

CoD has so much flaming in the lobbies it’s easy to troll them here.

There’s a CoD forum that’s strictly for shit talking that always has at least 2k ppl on it at all times.

Bringing them here will be easy.

So long as I’m here…..(chuckles)