Takes a big man

[Master]

400 quid it cost me.

I don’t doubt it.

One of my kids wants to get into sneaker reselling and I was like “lol wat” until I saw what those things go for. And the funny thing is, it’s really not a trend, it’s always been big bidness you just didn’t hear about it until social media.

Now, I encourage him to hit up all the resell stores. Ppl give away shoes that are worth hundreds of dollars and don’t even know it. Even in shit condition

my daughter buys from those resale sneaker sites. My granddaughter is decked out in all the fly baby Jordan’s. Ones you never see in the stores.

Yeah, it’s it’s own subculture. I’m intrigued by the whole scene. Buying beat up shoes at resell for pieces to fix up another pair, it’s interesting to say the least.

My kids got me into the anime One Piece, which is fucking amazing, then showed me these One Piece Jordan’s I’m like “I gotta have those” until I saw the price.

I buy mostly off StockX when it comes to shoes. They are extremely throughout when it comes to authentication. I just don’t trust fleabay when it comes to shoes.

 

[Aylana]

I don't fink I am better dan anyone except you.

Colour has nothing to do wiff it.

Why cuz you think darkies aren't allowed criticism?... they are immune because they shouldn't be treated equally, they must get special rights none of us others have. That doesn't sound anything like equality to me.

I think to be equal everyone should be treated the same.

Now you are saying you are better than me you racist duck fart... off with ye before I impale a red hot flame up your miserable bunghole.

Blandscape is a liberal tool and a shit troll, another carpetbagger who fancies himself as an expert in US politics

I am an expert...next to you and the rest of the ineffectually challenged herein. We now live in a time of alt-truth, where simple reason and fact is abandoned and surrenders to likes on twitter feeds and facefucked Facebook posts. Sorry Meta.

And the constitution of the United States is thought of as a interpretative document that the ignorant can interpretatively dance over.

"Blandscape. This is not a flame. It's more of an honest appraisal. I've just tried to wade through your milquetoast spam to find anything interesting or worth reading.

Of course it is, all you ever do is knee jerk wank to every other poster in the history of your own shame.

Here's an idea little lady, I will shut the fuck up when you (or any of your unfiltered crude), can actually step up, man up and make me reconsider my options.

And here's an honest appraisal from me Laddie/lass/it/ dem... you really aren't even worth dat.

I will be posting here for a considerable timeframe, so maybe you want to come up wiff more than your usual je ne sais every cunt knows what your going to say, before ye even post it.

no doubt you will be spamming here, aint no where else for you to go, yanno.

your oeuvre is pathetic

Say's the guy that cost FT its site, and the respect of owning a site. CW was disappointed not in me...but you Foxy.

dude your Jack Nicholson in the shining, talking to yourself, drunk, tying pages and pages of the same thing over and over.

you are stuck here forever and ever and ever

this site completes you

 

[Master]

Social media has killed two generation's of children.

If my clients do not subscribe to the abandonment of that lunacy in terms of the promotional mix, they can fuck off, their brand isn't worth knowing.

Social media was always going to have a horrible influence on society. The second the internet became smaller thru apps that can monitor you society lost so much more then anonymity.

I haven’t logged into any of my fb accounts in months. I really don’t know anybody who uses that shit app any more anywho. I’m so streamlined into my daily that I’m rarely on the internet outside of Twitch any more and that’s only for streaming or if I’m gaming.

If I hear important news I’ll just use tiktok and get everything I need to know in 15 seconds.

 

[Aylana]

Apologies, but I am being bullied. please tell me I don't bully anyone.

Oh STFU you fat turd tasting, McSpanner!

I see your feathers, smooth and definitely not ruffled.

lmao

Eh? I'm calm as fuck, I was just watching Rangers beating St Johnstone while glancing at this fools nonsense... WTF is he all about? He's like a random bot...

You sound upset. Is that a Scots thing? Sounding angry when you're just at "normal"?

Can you hear the tone of my voice while I type?

I don't even hear you on your very best day, the rest just sounds like tinnitus.

Wow, hilarious... :facepalm:

Well even that one post has more hilarity in it than any of your work tonight.

Listen, I don't know who told ye ye were any gid at this but they lied. You never were.

Good at what? Mutterings of a madman indeed... I've no desire to include you in anything in the future you shall be doing your "thing" without me, time's precious and you've wasted enough of mine... toodles

Let's just clear sumffing up fur ye, you are a talentless prick, and I am not.

so you consider trolling and "flaming" and power text spamming for years, "talent"?

delusional you are

 

[Blandscape]

I don't fink I am better dan anyone except you.

Colour has nothing to do wiff it.

Why cuz you think darkies aren't allowed criticism?... they are immune because they shouldn't be treated equally, they must get special rights none of us others have. That doesn't sound anything like equality to me.

I think to be equal everyone should be treated the same.

Now you are saying you are better than me you racist duck fart... off with ye before I impale a red hot flame up your miserable bunghole.

Blandscape is a liberal tool and a shit troll, another carpetbagger who fancies himself as an expert in US politics

I am an expert...next to you and the rest of the ineffectually challenged herein. We now live in a time of alt-truth, where simple reason and fact is abandoned and surrenders to likes on twitter feeds and facefucked Facebook posts. Sorry Meta.

And the constitution of the United States is thought of as a interpretative document that the ignorant can interpretatively dance over.

"Blandscape. This is not a flame. It's more of an honest appraisal. I've just tried to wade through your milquetoast spam to find anything interesting or worth reading.

Of course it is, all you ever do is knee jerk wank to every other poster in the history of your own shame.

Here's an idea little lady, I will shut the fuck up when you (or any of your unfiltered crude), can actually step up, man up and make me reconsider my options.

And here's an honest appraisal from me Laddie/lass/it/ dem... you really aren't even worth dat.

I will be posting here for a considerable timeframe, so maybe you want to come up wiff more than your usual je ne sais every cunt knows what your going to say, before ye even post it.

no doubt you will be spamming here, aint no where else for you to go, yanno.

your oeuvre is pathetic

Say's the guy that cost FT its site, and the respect of owning a site. CW was disappointed not in me...but you Foxy.

dude your Jack Nicholson in the shining, talking to yourself, drunk, tying pages and pages of the same thing over and over.

you are stuck here forever and ever and ever

this site completes you

And watching ye try to merely post hump dat proves invigorating.

 

[Blandscape]

Apologies, but I am being bullied. please tell me I don't bully anyone.

Oh STFU you fat turd tasting, McSpanner!

I see your feathers, smooth and definitely not ruffled.

lmao

Eh? I'm calm as fuck, I was just watching Rangers beating St Johnstone while glancing at this fools nonsense... WTF is he all about? He's like a random bot...

You sound upset. Is that a Scots thing? Sounding angry when you're just at "normal"?

Can you hear the tone of my voice while I type?

I don't even hear you on your very best day, the rest just sounds like tinnitus.

Wow, hilarious... :facepalm:

Well even that one post has more hilarity in it than any of your work tonight.

Listen, I don't know who told ye ye were any gid at this but they lied. You never were.

Good at what? Mutterings of a madman indeed... I've no desire to include you in anything in the future you shall be doing your "thing" without me, time's precious and you've wasted enough of mine... toodles

Let's just clear sumffing up fur ye, you are a talentless prick, and I am not.

so you consider trolling and "flaming" and power text spamming for years, "talent"?

delusional you are

I don't consider it delusional to confuse the simplicity of you here.

 

[Blandscape]

I never responded to you, unless you always acknowledge me.

 

[Blandscape]

Social media has killed two generation's of children.

If my clients do not subscribe to the abandonment of that lunacy in terms of the promotional mix, they can fuck off, their brand isn't worth knowing.

Social media was always going to have a horrible influence on society. The second the internet became smaller thru apps that can monitor you society lost so much more then anonymity.

I haven’t logged into any of my fb accounts in months. I really don’t know anybody who uses that shit app any more anywho. I’m so streamlined into my daily that I’m rarely on the internet outside of Twitch any more and that’s only for streaming or if I’m gaming.

If I hear important news I’ll just use tiktok and get everything I need to know in 15 seconds.

We lost so much Kevin, when we surrendered so little.

 

[Blandscape]

400 quid it cost me.

I don’t doubt it.

One of my kids wants to get into sneaker reselling and I was like “lol wat” until I saw what those things go for. And the funny thing is, it’s really not a trend, it’s always been big bidness you just didn’t hear about it until social media.

Now, I encourage him to hit up all the resell stores. Ppl give away shoes that are worth hundreds of dollars and don’t even know it. Even in shit condition

my daughter buys from those resale sneaker sites. My granddaughter is decked out in all the fly baby Jordan’s. Ones you never see in the stores.

Yeah, it’s it’s own subculture. I’m intrigued by the whole scene. Buying beat up shoes at resell for pieces to fix up another pair, it’s interesting to say the least.

My kids got me into the anime One Piece, which is fucking amazing, then showed me these One Piece Jordan’s I’m like “I gotta have those” until I saw the price.

I buy mostly off StockX when it comes to shoes. They are extremely throughout when it comes to authentication. I just don’t trust fleabay when it comes to shoes.

I wonder laddie, will we end up buying shoes, or wondering why we cannot fill our shoes in reality?

 

[Blandscape]

Thwaites is melting, 10 fucking years from now every coastline on the planet will disappear.

 

[Blandscape]

All understanding of school boy geography will be gone, along wiff every major port and coastline town.

 

[Blandscape]

Who cares about VR, when it intrudes on RL?

 

[Lily]

Who cares about VR, when it intrudes on RL?

Real life is much more entertaining. A story was just shared with me about goat yoga.

A man in Los Angeles was walking past a group of people waiting to enter the yoga studio for their class. He pets some guy's pygmy goat on the head. The goat's owner pulls out a sanitizing wipe to clean off the head of the goat.

You can't make this type of insanity up, it has to be experienced. VR is lame in comparison.

 

[Blandscape]

I recall in 2017 using an Oculus and painting by numbers in 3D. I also recall standing on the edge of a skyscraper and feeling frightened. I also recall diving in a Jules Verne submarine and then visiting the outer rim of our solar system, while Pluto was still considered a planet.

VR to all of our shame, is the future.

When you experience it, it is social and cultural heroin.

You don't want to leave that coded sanity, for an uncoddled reality.

 

[Blandscape]

I swore I would never buy a headset after dat Oak.

 

[Lily]

I swore I would never buy a headset after dat Oak.

I see them everywhere now. I don't think more electronic experiences are good for human beings. I don't think we were meant to be constantly entertained.

Many important discoveries and ideas came from bored minds where the individuals simply started thinking about things.

 

[Blandscape]

A famous Scottish inventor who cannot be dat famous because I forget who he is, used to wake up in the middle of the night wiff a gid idea, but he couldn't recall it in the morning, so he put a pencil and a pad at the side of his bed on a piece of string, so he could capture what humanity should never forget.

That's where we are now Oak, in a dream that we have to write down unless we forget.

And dats what VR is. A great idea that for our own sakes, we should all forget.

 

[Adam Hitler]

That's definitely not Kosher approved.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Listen Chris, nobody gives a fuck who you fink you aren't. All you should care aboot is the absolute fact that I make you look as dumb as ye are, every time ye post hump me.

You're like Foxy dat way.

Wait, are you revealing "scoundrel's" first name right now, (with Poarkzilla's unwavering approval of course), without realising that I'm not him?

You are him, you are too fick to realise it, but you spent years giving us all a warning about just how irrelevant you wid prove to be.

Fella, I don't know you, either on or offline.

Nor do I ever want to, but believe me when I say this...


YOU ARE BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY.

He doesn't like pictures that's why I dump old ones at him... He shames my country... I mean talking absolute trash is his idea of a good time, the most pointless member/poster I've ever seen...

Stop apologising for the things you never done (in a The Jammy Way), you don't have a thing worth saying, that's why you rely on the work of others.

Sure thing, NOBODY is impressed by you, NOBODY thinks you're intelligent and NOBODY has any desire to decipher your nonsense... I've literally never seen you have a normal conversation with anyone, you're weird as fuck...

Except for Poarka of course, but she is 450lbs and desperate.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Listen Chris, nobody gives a fuck who you fink you aren't. All you should care aboot is the absolute fact that I make you look as dumb as ye are, every time ye post hump me.

You're like Foxy dat way.

Wait, are you revealing "scoundrel's" first name right now, (with Poarkzilla's unwavering approval of course), without realising that I'm not him?

You are him, you are too fick to realise it, but you spent years giving us all a warning about just how irrelevant you wid prove to be.

Fella, I don't know you, either on or offline.

Nor do I ever want to, but believe me when I say this...


YOU ARE BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY.

He doesn't like pictures that's why I dump old ones at him... He shames my country... I mean talking absolute trash is his idea of a good time, the most pointless member/poster I've ever seen...

Stop apologising for the things you never done (in a The Jammy Way), you don't have a thing worth saying, that's why you rely on the work of others.

Sure thing, NOBODY is impressed by you, NOBODY thinks you're intelligent and NOBODY has any desire to decipher your nonsense... I've literally never seen you have a normal conversation with anyone, you're weird as fuck...

Except for Poarka of course, but she is 450lbs and desperate.

They all come out with the same shit as if they all went to the same grand school of shite metaphors...

 

[Master]

Jesus, Fortnite sell's armour, I suppose trainers are the next best fing.

Fortnite sells armour?

That’s news to me. They sell skins and emotes, but idk about armour.

Not that the new season is worth investing in, anyways. New map, bigger map, a whole lot easier since they expanded the amount of lobbies from day one. Even in arena your lucky if you find 10 other real players, they’re mostly either bot lobbies or your stuck against a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to build and bush camp. After day one I was ranked third in the world and came to the realization the two spergs ahead of me were hacking, which has become so common I made a YouTube video how to counter Cronus hackers with ease and the video has over 2 million views. Not a bad chunk of change.

Wait…. Fortnite has armour?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Jesus, Fortnite sell's armour, I suppose trainers are the next best fing.

Fortnite sells armour?

That’s news to me. They sell skins and emotes, but idk about armour.

Not that the new season is worth investing in, anyways. New map, bigger map, a whole lot easier since they expanded the amount of lobbies from day one. Even in arena your lucky if you find 10 other real players, they’re mostly either bot lobbies or your stuck against a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to build and bush camp. After day one I was ranked third in the world and came to the realization the two spergs ahead of me were hacking, which has become so common I made a YouTube video how to counter Cronus hackers with ease and the video has over 2 million views. Not a bad chunk of change.

Wait…. Fortnite has armour?

cuckoo cuckoo

This guy lives in a fantasy bubble, jesus christ!

 

[Lily]

Listen Chris, nobody gives a fuck who you fink you aren't. All you should care aboot is the absolute fact that I make you look as dumb as ye are, every time ye post hump me.

You're like Foxy dat way.

Wait, are you revealing "scoundrel's" first name right now, (with Poarkzilla's unwavering approval of course), without realising that I'm not him?

You are him, you are too fick to realise it, but you spent years giving us all a warning about just how irrelevant you wid prove to be.

Fella, I don't know you, either on or offline.

Nor do I ever want to, but believe me when I say this...


YOU ARE BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY.

He doesn't like pictures that's why I dump old ones at him... He shames my country... I mean talking absolute trash is his idea of a good time, the most pointless member/poster I've ever seen...

Stop apologising for the things you never done (in a The Jammy Way), you don't have a thing worth saying, that's why you rely on the work of others.

Sure thing, NOBODY is impressed by you, NOBODY thinks you're intelligent and NOBODY has any desire to decipher your nonsense... I've literally never seen you have a normal conversation with anyone, you're weird as fuck...

Except for Poarka of course, but she is 450lbs and desperate.

Please explain to me how weight has any bearing on online forum interactions. Thanks.

And we know that Blurt, Levon, Murdock and a few others also have positive interactions with Blandscape as well.

So, you're not only unimaginably stupid, you're a liar as well.

 

[Aylana]

Apologies, but I am being bullied. please tell me I don't bully anyone.

Oh STFU you fat turd tasting, McSpanner!

I see your feathers, smooth and definitely not ruffled.

lmao

Eh? I'm calm as fuck, I was just watching Rangers beating St Johnstone while glancing at this fools nonsense... WTF is he all about? He's like a random bot...

You sound upset. Is that a Scots thing? Sounding angry when you're just at "normal"?

Can you hear the tone of my voice while I type?

I don't even hear you on your very best day, the rest just sounds like tinnitus.

Wow, hilarious... :facepalm:

Well even that one post has more hilarity in it than any of your work tonight.

Listen, I don't know who told ye ye were any gid at this but they lied. You never were.

Good at what? Mutterings of a madman indeed... I've no desire to include you in anything in the future you shall be doing your "thing" without me, time's precious and you've wasted enough of mine... toodles

Let's just clear sumffing up fur ye, you are a talentless prick, and I am not.

so you consider trolling and "flaming" and power text spamming for years, "talent"?

delusional you are

I don't consider it delusional to confuse the simplicity of you here.

you can dazzle everyone with your amazing prose, stanza and poetry anytime now, Mr Flame Man.

or is that all part of your act, bragging about talent that you don't have.

 

[Flynn]

So you refuse to answer a simple question regarding your ethnicity, how telling...

Well you told me you were Irish C, so I guess you fink we share the same denominator?

Who is "C"?

Do you even know who you're replying to?

Yeah Scoundrel, I do, it's a pity you went all Foxy on your own account of yerself you despicable little bogey.

Oh boy.

Flea, can you please point out to the poor lil fella that I'm not Scoundrel.

You just can't fucking "help" yourself can you? So far your dumb ass has requested help from 33% of the forum.

How big exactly is your vagina?

 

[Flynn]

I'm feeling a bit guilty at this point, knowing just how mentally ill Bitchsoy is...

That's why you are now reduced to posting dafter me Scoundrel.

Watch out Blandy!

For Aryan's next trick he'll be claiming you're a tranny of the Jewish flavor.

Then he'll ramble on about you having African in your blood because he can do blood tests on you through the wifi and you not even know it. Yet, the stupid fucker can't get a job, but he can see through the fiber optic cables?

The dumb bastard makes no sense. Next he'll be asking Oskar Schindler of Shindler's List fame for assistance via Ouija Board.

 

[Blurt]

Poor Scouse!

Is it any wonder these lads are also from Liverpool?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Flynn's hairy ass is still stinging after being exposed as a 55 yr old mall cop I see.

Heck, even Blurt's life prospects sound rosier in comparison.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So you refuse to answer a simple question regarding your ethnicity, how telling...

Well you told me you were Irish C, so I guess you fink we share the same denominator?

Who is "C"?

Do you even know who you're replying to?

Yeah Scoundrel, I do, it's a pity you went all Foxy on your own account of yerself you despicable little bogey.

Oh boy.

Flea, can you please point out to the poor lil fella that I'm not Scoundrel.

You just can't fucking "help" yourself can you? So far your dumb ass has requested help from 33% of the forum.

How big exactly is your vagina?

How is that "asking for help" you fucking schizo?

You're even more deranged than the resident mental patient.

Are you and Borescape on the same ward?

 

[Blandscape]

Jesus, Fortnite sell's armour, I suppose trainers are the next best fing.

Fortnite sells armour?

That’s news to me. They sell skins and emotes, but idk about armour.

Not that the new season is worth investing in, anyways. New map, bigger map, a whole lot easier since they expanded the amount of lobbies from day one. Even in arena your lucky if you find 10 other real players, they’re mostly either bot lobbies or your stuck against a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to build and bush camp. After day one I was ranked third in the world and came to the realization the two spergs ahead of me were hacking, which has become so common I made a YouTube video how to counter Cronus hackers with ease and the video has over 2 million views. Not a bad chunk of change.

Wait…. Fortnite has armour?

Never once played Fortnite, I read they were selling skins, I merely assumed wrongly that dat included armour. Can I be honest wiff ye Kev, I couldn't give a fuck what you are fleeced out of in game.

Merely making da same old point, who the fuck would be fleeced outa hard earned cash to buy a pair of virtual fucking gutties, or any other fing you gamers pay fur.

Third in the world eh? Well, well played I suppose.

I am the fourth nicest person I have ever met. And I never paid a brown penny to make my gaming experience more worthwhile in my wanking ranking.