Takes a big man

[Blandscape]

So you refuse to answer a simple question regarding your ethnicity, how telling...

Well you told me you were Irish C, so I guess you fink we share the same denominator?

Who is "C"?

Do you even know who you're replying to?

Yeah Scoundrel, I do, it's a pity you went all Foxy on your own account of yerself you despicable little bogey.

Oh boy.

Flea, can you please point out to the poor lil fella that I'm not Scoundrel.

You just can't fucking "help" yourself can you? So far your dumb ass has requested help from 33% of the forum.

How big exactly is your vagina?

How is that "asking for help" you fucking schizo?

You're even more deranged than the resident mental patient.

Are you and Borescape on the same ward?

If you don't know when you need help, you patently need help.

 

[Blandscape]

Apologies, but I am being bullied. please tell me I don't bully anyone.

Oh STFU you fat turd tasting, McSpanner!

I see your feathers, smooth and definitely not ruffled.

lmao

Eh? I'm calm as fuck, I was just watching Rangers beating St Johnstone while glancing at this fools nonsense... WTF is he all about? He's like a random bot...

You sound upset. Is that a Scots thing? Sounding angry when you're just at "normal"?

Can you hear the tone of my voice while I type?

I don't even hear you on your very best day, the rest just sounds like tinnitus.

Wow, hilarious... :facepalm:

Well even that one post has more hilarity in it than any of your work tonight.

Listen, I don't know who told ye ye were any gid at this but they lied. You never were.

Good at what? Mutterings of a madman indeed... I've no desire to include you in anything in the future you shall be doing your "thing" without me, time's precious and you've wasted enough of mine... toodles

Let's just clear sumffing up fur ye, you are a talentless prick, and I am not.

so you consider trolling and "flaming" and power text spamming for years, "talent"?

delusional you are

I don't consider it delusional to confuse the simplicity of you here.

you can dazzle everyone with your amazing prose, stanza and poetry anytime now, Mr Flame Man.

or is that all part of your act, bragging about talent that you don't have.

It could be worse, I could be just reporting on the talent everyone else does not have, while proving I can only actually make a post if I had a sounding board that someone else could knock me clean out wiff.

You really don't have much to say fur yerself Foxy, do ye?

 

[Blandscape]

I know Foxy has more. I want the more. Give it to me insert pronoun here.

 

[Blandscape]

Listen Chris, nobody gives a fuck who you fink you aren't. All you should care aboot is the absolute fact that I make you look as dumb as ye are, every time ye post hump me.

You're like Foxy dat way.

Wait, are you revealing "scoundrel's" first name right now, (with Poarkzilla's unwavering approval of course), without realising that I'm not him?

You are him, you are too fick to realise it, but you spent years giving us all a warning about just how irrelevant you wid prove to be.

Fella, I don't know you, either on or offline.

Nor do I ever want to, but believe me when I say this...


YOU ARE BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY.

He doesn't like pictures that's why I dump old ones at him... He shames my country... I mean talking absolute trash is his idea of a good time, the most pointless member/poster I've ever seen...

Stop apologising for the things you never done (in a The Jammy Way), you don't have a thing worth saying, that's why you rely on the work of others.

Sure thing, NOBODY is impressed by you, NOBODY thinks you're intelligent and NOBODY has any desire to decipher your nonsense... I've literally never seen you have a normal conversation with anyone, you're weird as fuck...

Except for Poarka of course, but she is 450lbs and desperate.

And you lost all the weight you had anywhere, when you became Aryan C. A prick reduced to what, fat gags and hate?

 

[Master]

Jesus, Fortnite sell's armour, I suppose trainers are the next best fing.

Fortnite sells armour?

That’s news to me. They sell skins and emotes, but idk about armour.

Not that the new season is worth investing in, anyways. New map, bigger map, a whole lot easier since they expanded the amount of lobbies from day one. Even in arena your lucky if you find 10 other real players, they’re mostly either bot lobbies or your stuck against a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to build and bush camp. After day one I was ranked third in the world and came to the realization the two spergs ahead of me were hacking, which has become so common I made a YouTube video how to counter Cronus hackers with ease and the video has over 2 million views. Not a bad chunk of change.

Wait…. Fortnite has armour?

Never once played Fortnite, I read they were selling skins, I merely assumed wrongly that dat included armour. Can I be honest wiff ye Kev, I couldn't give a fuck what you are fleeced out of in game.

Merely making da same old point, who the fuck would be fleeced outa hard earned cash to buy a pair of virtual fucking gutties, or any other fing you gamers pay fur.

Third in the world eh? Well, well played I suppose.

I am the fourth nicest person I have ever met. And I never paid a brown penny to make my gaming experience more worthwhile in my wanking ranking.

Well, there’s advantages to certain skins.

There was a blacked out skin that made you pretty much invisible in dark corners which was a campers wet dream until they banned it.

Some skins have smaller hit boxes compared to default skins. A lot of the tards hacking have their hacks set on headshots, so using a skin like Sky, who is a little shorter then a default, the bullets fly right over the head.

I was a walking hamburger for a long time only because I wanted the sweats to nerd rage that they were murked by a walking hamburger. It had a ridiculous huge hit box but that actually made me a god tier player in the long run.

That’s why skins matter. It’s really not p2w because they nerf the advantages after the tryhards outrage and cry on social media, but some they ignore, mostly their own original skins. When that black costume Spider-Man skin drops I give it an hour before it’s nerfed or they put a white boarder around it so the campers aren’t invisible in certain areas.

 

[Blandscape]

Does anyone else have the stench of failure in their fucking nostrils after reading another C class joke from Aryan?

 

[Blandscape]

Jesus, Fortnite sell's armour, I suppose trainers are the next best fing.

Fortnite sells armour?

That’s news to me. They sell skins and emotes, but idk about armour.

Not that the new season is worth investing in, anyways. New map, bigger map, a whole lot easier since they expanded the amount of lobbies from day one. Even in arena your lucky if you find 10 other real players, they’re mostly either bot lobbies or your stuck against a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to build and bush camp. After day one I was ranked third in the world and came to the realization the two spergs ahead of me were hacking, which has become so common I made a YouTube video how to counter Cronus hackers with ease and the video has over 2 million views. Not a bad chunk of change.

Wait…. Fortnite has armour?

Never once played Fortnite, I read they were selling skins, I merely assumed wrongly that dat included armour. Can I be honest wiff ye Kev, I couldn't give a fuck what you are fleeced out of in game.

Merely making da same old point, who the fuck would be fleeced outa hard earned cash to buy a pair of virtual fucking gutties, or any other fing you gamers pay fur.

Third in the world eh? Well, well played I suppose.

I am the fourth nicest person I have ever met. And I never paid a brown penny to make my gaming experience more worthwhile in my wanking ranking.

Well, there’s advantages to certain skins.

There was a blacked out skin that made you pretty much invisible in dark corners which was a campers wet dream until they banned it.

Some skins have smaller hit boxes compared to default skins. A lot of the tards hacking have their hacks set on headshots, so using a skin like Sky, who is a little shorter then a default, the bullets fly right over the head.

I was a walking hamburger for a long time only because I wanted the sweats to nerd rage that they were murked by a walking hamburger. It had a ridiculous huge hit box but that actually made me a god tier player in the long run.

That’s why skins matter. It’s really not p2w because they nerf the advantages after the tryhards outrage and cry on social media, but some they ignore, mostly their own original skins. When that black costume Spider-Man skin drops I give it an hour before it’s nerfed or they put a white boarder around it so the campers aren’t invisible in certain areas.

I really want to care about skins, but I seem quite positive I don't Kev.

 

[Blandscape]

No offence meant bonnie laddie.

 

[Blandscape]

Oak is a beautiful lassie, who's going to tell me fucking different.

 

[Master]

Jesus, Fortnite sell's armour, I suppose trainers are the next best fing.

Fortnite sells armour?

That’s news to me. They sell skins and emotes, but idk about armour.

Not that the new season is worth investing in, anyways. New map, bigger map, a whole lot easier since they expanded the amount of lobbies from day one. Even in arena your lucky if you find 10 other real players, they’re mostly either bot lobbies or your stuck against a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to build and bush camp. After day one I was ranked third in the world and came to the realization the two spergs ahead of me were hacking, which has become so common I made a YouTube video how to counter Cronus hackers with ease and the video has over 2 million views. Not a bad chunk of change.

Wait…. Fortnite has armour?

Never once played Fortnite, I read they were selling skins, I merely assumed wrongly that dat included armour. Can I be honest wiff ye Kev, I couldn't give a fuck what you are fleeced out of in game.

Merely making da same old point, who the fuck would be fleeced outa hard earned cash to buy a pair of virtual fucking gutties, or any other fing you gamers pay fur.

Third in the world eh? Well, well played I suppose.

I am the fourth nicest person I have ever met. And I never paid a brown penny to make my gaming experience more worthwhile in my wanking ranking.

Well, there’s advantages to certain skins.

There was a blacked out skin that made you pretty much invisible in dark corners which was a campers wet dream until they banned it.

Some skins have smaller hit boxes compared to default skins. A lot of the tards hacking have their hacks set on headshots, so using a skin like Sky, who is a little shorter then a default, the bullets fly right over the head.

I was a walking hamburger for a long time only because I wanted the sweats to nerd rage that they were murked by a walking hamburger. It had a ridiculous huge hit box but that actually made me a god tier player in the long run.

That’s why skins matter. It’s really not p2w because they nerf the advantages after the tryhards outrage and cry on social media, but some they ignore, mostly their own original skins. When that black costume Spider-Man skin drops I give it an hour before it’s nerfed or they put a white boarder around it so the campers aren’t invisible in certain areas.

I really want to care about skins, but I seem quite positive I don't Kev.

I don’t blame you.

FN is the biggest game in the world with 5 million playing it concurrently at all times. It’s actually fun.

Here, you’d think 4,999,999 of the players are little kids. I think it’s hilarious. The spergs here aren’t good and little kids are better then they ever will be. It’s a jealousy thing.

Fortnite is a game where all the good players get to the same level, and what separates a dub from a death is luck. There’s only one person in this community that’s at that level, everyone else is just bitter they don’t have that skill set in gaming. I don’t blame them, and I actually encourage the seething they drip out over it.

I have a 7.2 K/D on WZ. How many others here are that good?

They should just stick to typing out the word “fag” on message boards

 

[Blurt]

So you refuse to answer a simple question regarding your ethnicity, how telling...

He’s just like Twap. Hides his Jewery big time.

Honestly, I thought you were trolling in the past when you claimed Borescape is Jewish.

I do actually suspect it now....

Introducing the Scouse MacReady Purity Blood Test ©

The Jewish Thing stands no chance...

 

[Blandscape]

Jesus, Fortnite sell's armour, I suppose trainers are the next best fing.

Fortnite sells armour?

That’s news to me. They sell skins and emotes, but idk about armour.

Not that the new season is worth investing in, anyways. New map, bigger map, a whole lot easier since they expanded the amount of lobbies from day one. Even in arena your lucky if you find 10 other real players, they’re mostly either bot lobbies or your stuck against a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to build and bush camp. After day one I was ranked third in the world and came to the realization the two spergs ahead of me were hacking, which has become so common I made a YouTube video how to counter Cronus hackers with ease and the video has over 2 million views. Not a bad chunk of change.

Wait…. Fortnite has armour?

Never once played Fortnite, I read they were selling skins, I merely assumed wrongly that dat included armour. Can I be honest wiff ye Kev, I couldn't give a fuck what you are fleeced out of in game.

Merely making da same old point, who the fuck would be fleeced outa hard earned cash to buy a pair of virtual fucking gutties, or any other fing you gamers pay fur.

Third in the world eh? Well, well played I suppose.

I am the fourth nicest person I have ever met. And I never paid a brown penny to make my gaming experience more worthwhile in my wanking ranking.

Well, there’s advantages to certain skins.

There was a blacked out skin that made you pretty much invisible in dark corners which was a campers wet dream until they banned it.

Some skins have smaller hit boxes compared to default skins. A lot of the tards hacking have their hacks set on headshots, so using a skin like Sky, who is a little shorter then a default, the bullets fly right over the head.

I was a walking hamburger for a long time only because I wanted the sweats to nerd rage that they were murked by a walking hamburger. It had a ridiculous huge hit box but that actually made me a god tier player in the long run.

That’s why skins matter. It’s really not p2w because they nerf the advantages after the tryhards outrage and cry on social media, but some they ignore, mostly their own original skins. When that black costume Spider-Man skin drops I give it an hour before it’s nerfed or they put a white boarder around it so the campers aren’t invisible in certain areas.

I really want to care about skins, but I seem quite positive I don't Kev.

I don’t blame you.

FN is the biggest game in the world with 5 million playing it concurrently at all times. It’s actually fun.

Here, you’d think 4,999,999 of the players are little kids. I think it’s hilarious. The spergs here aren’t good and little kids are

 

[Blandscape]

Jesus, Fortnite sell's armour, I suppose trainers are the next best fing.

Fortnite sells armour?

That’s news to me. They sell skins and emotes, but idk about armour.

Not that the new season is worth investing in, anyways. New map, bigger map, a whole lot easier since they expanded the amount of lobbies from day one. Even in arena your lucky if you find 10 other real players, they’re mostly either bot lobbies or your stuck against a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to build and bush camp. After day one I was ranked third in the world and came to the realization the two spergs ahead of me were hacking, which has become so common I made a YouTube video how to counter Cronus hackers with ease and the video has over 2 million views. Not a bad chunk of change.

Wait…. Fortnite has armour?

Never once played Fortnite, I read they were selling skins, I merely assumed wrongly that dat included armour. Can I be honest wiff ye Kev, I couldn't give a fuck what you are fleeced out of in game.

Merely making da same old point, who the fuck would be fleeced outa hard earned cash to buy a pair of virtual fucking gutties, or any other fing you gamers pay fur.

Third in the world eh? Well, well played I suppose.

I am the fourth nicest person I have ever met. And I never paid a brown penny to make my gaming experience more worthwhile in my wanking ranking.

Well, there’s advantages to certain skins.

There was a blacked out skin that made you pretty much invisible in dark corners which was a campers wet dream until they banned it.

Some skins have smaller hit boxes compared to default skins. A lot of the tards hacking have their hacks set on headshots, so using a skin like Sky, who is a little shorter then a default, the bullets fly right over the head.

I was a walking hamburger for a long time only because I wanted the sweats to nerd rage that they were murked by a walking hamburger. It had a ridiculous huge hit box but that actually made me a god tier player in the long run.

That’s why skins matter. It’s really not p2w because they nerf the advantages after the tryhards outrage and cry on social media, but some they ignore, mostly their own original skins. When that black costume Spider-Man skin drops I give it an hour before it’s nerfed or they put a white boarder around it so the campers aren’t invisible in certain areas.

I really want to care about skins, but I seem quite positive I don't Kev.

I don’t blame you.

Why would ye laddie, different strokes and awe dat.

 

[Blurt]

Nothing like being nerfed by a walking hamburger.

 

[Blandscape]

I have played Forge of Empires fur years, I still sign in twice a day out my wanking charity, and into the fray.

 

[Blandscape]

Nothing like being nerfed by a walking hamburger.

I like hamburgers, but I went full Keto, so I have to make mine wiffoot da bun.

 

[Blandscape]

I have played Forge of Empires fur years, I still sign in twice a day out my wanking charity chariot, and into the fray.

 

[Blandscape]

Life's not really complete wiffoot a fast fat gag and a hobbled response to everyfing.

Where is Scoundrel I often never ask myself?

 

[Master]

Nothing like being nerfed by a walking hamburger.

Those were the days.

I would drop a hot spot then wait behind a door with a pump shotgun.

When I first started streaming I was horrible. One time I landed Tilted Towers, which was where all the streamers landed, and hit a gold pump which was instant death even if you had full shields, which was rare at tilted, and just picked them all off one by one. One of whom was Ninja, who accused me of stream sniping him when I was streaming myself to around five ppl at the time. It was like 18 kills in a minute. Then, once I cleared titled I got destroyed.

The funny thing was, the next game I dropped Retail which was another hit spot and landed on a grey pump, which was the lowest grade pump you could get, and murked Ninja who landed at the same spot I did a second game in a row.

Then he blocked me on all social media.

FN is fun, but it will never be that much fun again.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Does anyone else have the stench of failure in their fucking nostrils after reading another C class joke from Aryan?

That'll be the fumes from the 3 day old haggis stew and luke warm Frosty Jack cider eminating from your squalid kitchen.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oak is a beautiful lassie, who's going to tell me fucking different.

Pretty much anyone with a pair of eyes I'd imagine.

 

[Blandscape]

Nothing like being nerfed by a walking hamburger.

Those were the days.

I would drop a hot spot then wait behind a door with a pump shotgun.

When I first started streaming I was horrible. One time I landed Tilted Towers, which was where all the streamers landed, and hit a gold pump which was instant death even if you had full shields, which was rare at tilted, and just picked them all off one by one. One of whom was Ninja, who accused me of stream sniping him when I was streaming myself to around five ppl at the time. It was like 18 kills in a minute. Then, once I cleared titled I got destroyed.

The funny thing was, the next game I dropped Retail which was another hit spot and landed on a grey pump, which was the lowest grade pump you could get, and murked Ninja who landed at the same spot I did a second game in a row.

Then he blocked me on all social media.

FN is fun, but it will never be that much fun again.

I dropped retail in 1988, like a black man drops a mike, when I worked in Asda. Yes, I recall how gid it felt to work fork lift in the warehouse during the University breaks, but I refuse to pay for dat particular amanita now.

I am still a fork lift Ninja, and sometimes I often fink how the thieving bastards who wrote the Karate Kid stole my life from me. Wax on, wax off was always the idiom of worth in the abra cadabra at Asda.

 

[The Countess]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

Melty incoming lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

Melty incoming lol

He's probably gonna deny all knowledge of it...

 

[Blandscape]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

Oh are we escalating up to "Buttfuckscape"?

A bit of warning would have been nice ye skinny lactating nobody.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Whatever happens, Poarkzilla will be there ready to offer moral support and tissues.

 

[The Countess]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

Melty incoming lol

He's probably gonna deny all knowledge of it...

He’ll twist it into something incoherent. Mark my words.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

Oh are we escalating up to "Buttfuckscape"?

A bit of warning would have been nice ye skinny lactating nobody.

Are you implying that you're some kind of interwebz superstar?

I wonder where you got that tired old routine from?

 

[Blandscape]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

My full name is Cameron McDonald, Chris, what's yours?