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Ahem, a very luxurious Cheese Dip.
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Ahem, a very luxurious Cheese Dip.
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admin sucks cock
Planet? Not so much
she does eat a lot of cheese burgers in lieu of finding a human partner to mate with
sayin
Planet? Not so much
she does eat a lot of cheese burgers in lieu of finding a human partner to mate with
sayin
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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He doesn't quite have what it takes to be a detachable penis, Admin. He just doesn't. He comes up short.
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hahahahahaha look how noodle neck only leaves the safety of his rock crevice when the fat blimp his here to meat shield for him
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cock licking noodle neck sez what?
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Sad Sack With The Bad Back, Watch, Listen And Learn...
I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute, I'm so cute....
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and after admin was done sucking that cock
do you know what he did?
found himself another cock to suck
do you know what he did?
found himself another cock to suck
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Bwahahaha!! Yet she believes she's smart LOL.
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Why would anyone complain about an email password to an admin on an obscure message board?
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A not very bright, emboldened, border-hopping, liberal fat ass?
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Addicted to drama. No rational people freak out about such stupid crap.
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