I'm not in a death cult either... but it would be easier if you took your own life and got reincarnated as a Mexican cockroach..
Easier for whom? You would be better off if I were dead?
You actually want me dead?
That's funny. Hilarious actually.
My life would be no different whether you were alive or dead. Man, I do have a lot of influence over your daily life. Whoa, that's so weird!