The Diddy Trial

[Frood]

A distinction without a difference.

So only brown people invsde the borders of the US?

 

[Lily]

So only brown people invsde the borders of the US?

Mostly brown people. They are the vast majority. The stats exist to support that.

 

[Frood]

You are pretty PWNT if you want other people to die.

As much as I don't like you and your ilk, I don't wish for any harm to come to you. I'm not in a death cult, weirdo.

I'm not in a death cult either... but it would be easier if you took your own life and got reincarnated as a Mexican cockroach..

 

[Lily]

I'm not in a death cult either... but it would be easier if you took your own life and got reincarnated as a Mexican cockroach..

Easier for whom? You would be better off if I were dead?

You actually want me dead?

That's funny. Hilarious actually.

My life would be no different whether you were alive or dead. Man, I do have a lot of influence over your daily life. Whoa, that's so weird!

 

[Dove]

I think he has a drinking problem. But even desperate sad fuck bitches don't sink to hitting on you.

*laughs in Spanish * jajajajaja

If i were single, i definately WOULD put the moves on Reggie.

He is intelligent. Funny. Properly masculine. Financially stable. Already raised his kids. Talented. Votes right. Reg is my type all the way.

I could be the hot retirement girlfriend. Young and healthy enough to look good, but too old and tired to nag him to take me places. Its perfect.

And before you cry about what a gold digger i am because i said "finacailly stable" remember.....the only people offended by gold digging, are people with no gold to dig.

I prefer older men. Less work. :D

And we already had the love of our lives. So we wouldnt be worried about trying to be something we are not.

I used to say i wish he could he could adopt me. But i changed my mind. The best men in bed are the ones who did serious time in a relationship with one woman. They will knock you right out. Leave you shaking and drooling wondering wtf just happened to you. And they chuckle at you because they know. They know what they did. They know things promiscuous...porn sick men dont know.

No clue what my success rate would be putting the moves on Reggie but id take a shot or two. I might not score but id get him blushing and giggling....im one hell of a potent flirt. ever make a grown man blush and giggle? Its adorable. I love when a man i want tries to resist me. Its so fucking CUTE. Uhg. Id just say what i said to this man here. "Just give in now. Youre going to eventually anyway. Im going to study you and figure out every little trigger you have and pull each one of them. Make it hard....or make it easily. But youll have my panties in your teeth before youre next birthday. You know it. I know it. Cut the shit, sir"

No man tells a woman over a 6 on the hotness scale "no" and actually means it. They are just worried if youll fit into their world. Worried about the level of crazy you might bring to the table.

Reggie already knows ill be home everynight, occasionally wine drunk, getting "wild" by trolling leftards and mastodons like yourself on the internet.

So once again, you are wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.

*Trump voice* Wrong.

 

[Dove]

Diddy had secret tunnels.

How many dead hopeful would be arists has he tortured and killed? Jesus fuck.

 

[Admin.]

The Donald loves the Puff Daddy.





The Donald also loves sexual assault too!

 

[Lily]

If i were single, i definately WOULD put the moves on Reggie.

He is intelligent. Funny. Properly masculine. Financially stable. Already raised his kids. Talented. Votes right. Reg is my type all the way.

I could be the hot retirement girlfriend. Young and healthy enough to look good, but too old and tired to nag him to take me places. Its perfect.

And before you cry about what a gold digger i am because i said "finacailly stable" remember.....the only people offended by gold digging, are people with no gold to dig.

I prefer older men. Less work. :D

And we already had the love of our lives. So we wouldnt be worried about trying to be something we are not.

I used to say i wish he could he could adopt me. But i changed my mind. The best men in bed are the ones who did serious time in a relationship with one woman. They will knock you right out. Leave you shaking and drooling wondering wtf just happened to you. And they chuckle at you because they know. They know what they did. They know things promiscuous...porn sick men dont know.

No clue what my success rate would be putting the moves on Reggie but id take a shot or two. I might not score but id get him blushing and giggling....im one hell of a potent flirt. ever make a grown man blush and giggle? Its adorable. I love when a man i want tries to resist me. Its so fucking CUTE. Uhg. Id just say what i said to this man here. "Just give in now. Youre going to eventually anyway. Im going to study you and figure out every little trigger you have and pull each one of them. Make it hard....or make it easily. But youll have my panties in your teeth before youre next birthday. You know it. I know it. Cut the shit, sir"

No man tells a woman over a 6 on the hotness scale "no" and actually means it. They are just worried if youll fit into their world. Worried about the level of crazy you might bring to the table.

Reggie already knows ill be home everynight, occasionally wine drunk, getting "wild" by trolling leftards and mastodons like yourself on the internet.

So once again, you are wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.

*Trump voice* Wrong.

Bimbo please.

 

[Dove]

Bimbo please.

Are you asking me for a bimbo or calling me a bimbo?

Because i already gave you the biggest bimbo on the boards...i dont have another one.

Shes aaalll yours lol

 

[Lily]

Are you asking me for a bimbo or calling me a bimbo?

Because i already gave you the biggest bimbo on the boards...i dont have another one.

Shes aaalll yours lol

You know I was talking to you.

 

[Admin.]

You know I was talking to you.

Shocker Duh’v is shopping for Mr Right #19.

 

[Dove]

You know I was talking to you.

I think you are asking me for more whores with less milleage.

Im clean out. Sorry Charley!

 

[Dove]

Shocker Duh’v is shopping for Mr Right #19.

Yikes. I said IF i were single. That if is pretty operative.

Reggie is just funner, more smashable. Doesnt make some big deal out of shit.

Men come on all the time and blather about the women theyd blow the back out of here but God forbid a woman has a bit of fun right?

And who are these 19 people?! You guys are fucking delusional. Straight up delusional.

I think i started posting back in the early 2000s...i have dated 5 people. Married one of them and stayed married for 10 years. Now im with the literal ONLY guy i have ever gushed about on tne internet as the love of my life.

Yet somehow you lot imagine me as some insatiable man eater. Bahahaha!

 

[Dove]

The Donald loves the Puff Daddy.





The Donald also loves sexual assault too!

Everyone who ever liked Diddy is a rapist!!! Oh no!!

 

[Seamajor]

So only brown people invsde the borders of the US?

That excludes you DD. Pay your taxes

 

[Admin.]

Everyone who ever liked Diddy is a rapist!!! Oh no!!

Trump is a convicted sex offender, Diddy is not.

 

[Dove]

Trump is a convicted sex offender, Diddy is not.

Diddy is going to prison for life.

So everyone who ever liked Diddy is pro rape!

 

[Admin.]

Diddy is going to prison for life.

So everyone who ever liked Diddy is pro rape!

Trump has been adjudicated by a jury to be a sex offender.

 

[Lily]

I think you are asking me for more whores with less milleage.

Im clean out. Sorry Charley!

Not asking about you at all. Actually, not asking a question at all.

 

[Dove]

Not asking about you at all. Actually, not asking a question at all.

Is the finished post or do you have another edit coming?

Im just waiting for you to stop stuttering before i maybe respond.

 

[Dove]

Trump has been adjudicated by a jury to be a sex offender.

Oh i see whats happening here. Diddy must have been a democrat donor?

 

[Lily]

Is the finished post or do you have another edit coming?

Im just waiting for you to stop stuttering before i maybe respond.

Nope.

 

[Dove]

Nope.

Youre brain hurts, doesnt it?

 

[Lily]

Youre brain hurts, doesnt it?

Never. It's far superior to yours, don't you ever forget it.

I see that you're desperately throwing everything to see what sticks. Trying to run from what I said.

That scroll bomb about Reggie being so hot, but it never came up before.

Yet you had a fling with Martini. Are those two men even in the same universe? Yes, Reggie would be a far superior carch for you or most any woman, when the other option is Martini.

lmao...you're pitiful, Duhv, just pitiful

 

[Lily]

And to those of you who puff up and feel hot because you're used as troll fodder, please just don't. Try to have show a bit of dignity.

 

[Dove]

Never. It's far superior to yours, don't you ever forget it.

I see that you're desperately throwing everything to see what sticks. Trying to run from what I said.

That scroll bomb about Reggie being so hot, but it never came up before.

Yet you had a fling with Martini. Are those two men even in the same universe? Yes, Reggie would be a far superior carch for you or most any woman, when the other option is Martini.

lmao...you're pitiful, Duhv, just pitiful

God you are weak and easy.

Glad you agree Reggie is a catch. That was my entire point. He has always reminded me of my person here. Similair way of speaking. Similar humor. Same kind of stances and logic.

Im not sure what a guy i met a few times more than 5 years ago has to do what my type is?

Are women allowed to decide someone isnt right for them and stop seeing them? Or does talking for a few weeks and meeting a few times mean youve entered a blood covenant and now you belong to that person?

 

[Dove]

And to those of you who puff up and feel hot because you're used as troll fodder, please just don't. Try to have show a bit of dignity.

Guess how long Reggie and I have known eachother?

Almost 2 decades. And in all that time, in open AND private communication, there has always been respect and boundaries. Not once have either of us ever got creepy or pervy with eachother. We have always gotten along and understood eachother well. Even on things we disagree.

So the sex would be crazy good.

Id have hit on Reggie a loooonnggg time ago had we both been in a position to act on it. I sense even he would admit we would have some great chemistry.

However time has not favored us as more than good forum buddies ♡

He should feel hot and "puffed up". Why does it offend you when a man feels good about himself?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Guess how long Reggie and I have known eachother?

Almost 2 decades. And in all that time, in open AND private communication, there has always been respect and boundaries. Not once have either of us ever got creepy or pervy with eachother. We have always gotten along and understood eachother well. Even on things we disagree.

So the sex would be crazy good.

Id have hit on Reggie a loooonnggg time ago had we both been in a position to act on it. I sense even he would admit we would have some great chemistry.

However time has not favored us as more than good forum buddies ♡

He should feel hot and "puffed up". Why does it offend you when a man feels good about himself?

I'm blushing over here!

 

[Dove]

I'm blushing over here!

Sir, i would have you an absolute MESS of giggles.

Giggling so hard your boxers would fall right off and even Shen would be squealing over the things we would do.

But alas.....we will only share Valhalla. And that one photo of just one of my boobs.

Lulz.

 

[Lily]

God you are weak and easy.

Glad you agree Reggie is a catch. That was my entire point. He has always reminded me of my person here. Similair way of speaking. Similar humor. Same kind of stances and logic.

Im not sure what a guy i met a few times more than 5 years ago has to do what my type is?

Are women allowed to decide someone isnt right for them and stop seeing them? Or does talking for a few weeks and meeting a few times mean youve entered a blood covenant and now you belong to that person?

Compared to Martini. There is a context.