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Garraty_47

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If this thread was a D&D session:

DM:
"And that brings us to... Reaper. Your turn mate."

Reaper:
"I want to conjure a poast in BF bragging about how awesome I am."

DM (frowning):
"Are you sure? Charisma is like your most dismal stat."

Reaper:
"Oh yeah. What's the worst that can happen?"

DM (shrugs):
"Alrighty then. Roll for Persuasion."

Reaper (rolls dice):
"Fuck. Uh..."

DM (facepalming):
"Don't tell me..."

Reaper:
"It's um. It's a One."

DM (rolls his own dice):
"Okay- the poast fails, and BF retaliates with Vicious Mockery. Roll for Wisdom save."

Reaper (rolls dice):
"WTF?!? That's not fair!"

DM:
"You didn't!"

Reaper:
"Another goddamn One!"

DM (sighing)(rolls dice):
"Wow. You're down to two hit points my dude. You should proba..."

Reaper:
"Double or nothing!"

DM:
"What does that even mean? That's not in the handbook."

Reaper:
"If I score with my next poast they take double damage!"

DM (scratching his chin):
"Even if allow it, doesn't that mean you take double also if you miss again?"

Reaper:
"I never miss! Uh, twice."

DM (shaking his head):
"Your call. Roll it."

Reaper:
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DM:
"Sorry but- the last thing you hear are gales of derisive laughter..."
 

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Reaper dropped by and didn't even say hullo to me?

What a dreary little cunt he's becoming in his dotage.
 

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@reaper

So that's the game, eh?
Fine. Have your little tantrum over in the corner with the other half-wits.
Enjoy yourself and keep an eye on your crayons...
...I'm not sure why admajor goes through so many but let's just say I rarely see him eating them.
 
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Bastard factory doesn't do irony but-

If it did then it would have a poster replying to a comment then have said poster of whom the post was directed at cry they are being ignored.You just can't fathom the depth of stupid around here.My windows need cleaning.Any chance you could pop round and lick them moron. sighs .
 

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What was that?

I suppose it could have been a post but sounded like nothing so much as a little mousey farting in the void.

/shrug

@BF should invest in some traps.
Wouldn't want the critters to start breeding.
 

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What was that?

I suppose it could have been a post but sounded like nothing so much as a little mousey farting in the void.

/shrug

@BF should invest in some traps.
Wouldn't want the critters to start breeding.


Don’t neglect your duties amigo. Souelbro needs all he can get
 

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I have no idea. I'm just wondering why we care who does it. I don't care. People are free to do and go where they want.
Well, if I'm right members here and there have known each other for a little north of ten years? It's not unusual for either side to take an interest in each other's activities I guess.
 

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Are you offended that he is staff over there? If so, why? It's none of our business, I don't think.

Go have a look. Since it’s a so called public forum, it’s everyone’s business. Actually I’m happy to see him posting here. Gary maybe finds the place as boring and oneway as many others
 

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Are you offended that he is staff over there? If so, why? It's none of our business, I don't think.

To say admajor reaches for the low-hanging fruit of forum discourse is giving them way too much credit. They prefer to nosh on the wormy leavings strewn across the forum floor that nobody else could be bothered to notice.

ChatGPT would probably be more interesting, or at least more original.