If this thread was a D&D session:
DM:
"And that brings us to... Reaper. Your turn mate."
Reaper:
"I want to conjure a poast in BF bragging about how awesome I am."
DM (frowning):
"Are you sure? Charisma is like your most dismal stat."
Reaper:
"Oh yeah. What's the worst that can happen?"
DM (shrugs):
"Alrighty then. Roll for Persuasion."
Reaper (rolls dice):
"Fuck. Uh..."
DM (facepalming):
"Don't tell me..."
Reaper:
"It's um. It's a One."
DM (rolls his own dice):
"Okay- the poast fails, and BF retaliates with Vicious Mockery. Roll for Wisdom save."
Reaper (rolls dice):
"WTF?!? That's not fair!"
DM:
"You didn't!"
Reaper:
"Another goddamn One!"
DM (sighing)(rolls dice):
"Wow. You're down to two hit points my dude. You should proba..."
Reaper:
"Double or nothing!"
DM:
"What does that even mean? That's not in the handbook."
Reaper:
"If I score with my next poast they take double damage!"
DM (scratching his chin):
"Even if allow it, doesn't that mean you take double also if you miss again?"
Reaper:
"I never miss! Uh, twice."
DM (shaking his head):
"Your call. Roll it."
Reaper:
"
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DM:
"Sorry but- the last thing you hear are gales of derisive laughter..."