The I Gots A BOO BOOS Thread

[Fredricka]

Update. I started the claim, I don't care what broke back jack or the fraggle say
My brother is calling me moonboot

 

[Cookie Monster]

Announcement, I sprained my ankle last night on a dodgy pavement, I can't be assed to sue and I was drunk anyway. I have crutches now and its knackering and inconvenient. I'm sure you all wish me the best and a speedy recovery

Collected as evidence in an ongoing investigation.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Update. I started the claim, I don't care what broke back jack or the fraggle say
My brother is calling me moonboot

Collected as evidence in an ongoing investigation.

 

[Fredricka]

Collected as evidence in an ongoing investigation.

Considering it turned out to be a fracture, I think I'm entitled to change my mind. Plus people here encouraged me, investigate that. Don't tell me with all your crookedness you wouldn't claim

 

[Cookie Monster]

Considering it turned out to be a fracture, I think I'm entitled to change my mind. Plus people here encouraged me, investigate that. Don't tell me with all your crookedness you wouldn't claim

Collected as evidence in an ongoing investigation.

 

[Fredricka]

Collected as evidence in an ongoing investigation.

I'm getting THOUSANDS crookie, watch your step or you wont be invited to the piss up. It'll be epic

 

[jack]

Rogue pavement is now featured in my av, as you can see im lucky to be alive. I shall ignore Garratys attempt to bring disharmony to this friendly and supportive thread

Fuckin drama queen.

You were drunk, you fell down and hurt yourself.

You deserve whatever happens to you, and I will LMAO when they tell you to walk in your stupid lawsuit.

 

[Fredricka]

Fuckin drama queen.

You were drunk, you fell down and hurt yourself.

You deserve whatever happens to you, and I will LMAO when they tell you to walk in your stupid lawsuit.

I'll get a payout, just not as much as if I'd been sober. You dont know your stuff. Did you SEE the pic of the pavement? It's outrageous that we have to put up with this 3rd world shit

 

[jack]

I'll get a payout,

No you won't. I looked up some of your laws and you dont stand a fuckin snowballs chance in hell of collecting tuppence.

Being drunk puts it all on you, moron.

and I DO know my stuff, if you were drunk, and in public, and try to sue for injuries as a result, you'll be getting a citation for public drunkenness.

Enjoy the fine and your name in the local rag. I'll be sure to call your local constable and show them these posts where you admit you were drunk in public.

Good luck, dumbass.

 

[Fredricka]

No you won't. I looked up some of your laws and you dont stand a fuckin snowballs chance in hell of collecting tuppence.

Being drunk puts it all on you, moron.

and I DO know my stuff, if you were drunk, and in public, and try to sue for injuries as a result, you'll be getting a citation for public drunkenness.

Enjoy the fine and your name in the local rag.

I wont tell them I was drunk, obviously

 

[jack]

I wont tell them I was drunk, obviously

but I will Guess they'll be adding fraud to your fine.

Good luck.

 

[The Prowler]

I looked up some of your laws

Yeah Jack.

That is believable.

You idiot.