The Let's Get Physical Breakfall Breakdance.

[Aylana]

He once made death threats to me.... He is psycho.


Best just pat his pinhead and say in a soothing voice, "there, there brittle man child."

His constant parading around like a scottish diva is exhausting. He's glitter bombing the forum, you know.

I'd rather listen to a martini podcast than read pages of what amounts to blandscape blowing his own penis.

I was talking about Prof. Breakfall issuing the death threats.

Blandscape babbles repetitive dross. Read one braggarts post, read 'em all.

I keep waiting for that pop culture podcast KM promised 2 months ago, at least those are fun to listen to.

I should get around to that one day, Fox, fer realz like drug dealz. Just not on the bucket list of current.

Srsly doe, what happened to FT? It’s like sad trumpet syndrome that Flametruth went the way of Laverne and Shirley when they moved to California. Tis a shame forums of actual flame cred are dropping like victims in front of Kyle Rittenhouses AK, but srsly, you can’t really blame them. This place is the last in line to fall, but the line is one deep. Go figure.

Yeah, it’s heavy tourney time currently and I can’t be bothered to pushing the envelope in this community at the moment. From the looks of it, this shit shack needs me more then I need it. I’ve been on the FN twitch stream practically daily but they mute my mic because I’m not “kid friendly “ in the vocabulary department and after this run I just might be quitting FN for good. It’s a dead game, the “pro players” only seem to come out when the moneys up and they’re really not that good to begin with. It’s like flaming, once I was considered one of the goats, not much else to do.

But, a couple weeks back I met a very preggers Lana Rhodes who came into the club. If you don’t know who she is, google will do the job. Actually a rather sweet girl, but her handlers are really fucking annoying. She has her assets, but brains sure as fuck isn’t one of them.

Who knows, when all is said and done I just might pass the link to the new flame forum around in DM’s here. A lot of old timers who got sick of using discord are there.

Give my regards to Bland. He’s a real one.

You saw how CW got up in Cunty's grill when he posted something she found that could be considered "inciting violence", so maybe she like Flea decided it was not worth the time or money having her name on a forum with all the legal liabilities it entails especially in this politically charged climate. Most of the troll sites that faded away were basically adult day care centers, look at BC and all the Canadian laws they have to enforce concerning hate speech ect. That is why guest posting is time delayed so that stuff gets checked for tos violations.

They say "Lost Ark" is going to be the new Diablo MMO, they had beta play on twitch

Blandscape can be the new "community" leader since he is like one of those gangbangers who join a troll gang for life and that is about all they really know. When they are senior citizens they are still flashing "flame gang" signs and looking for a fight. The guy is the epitome of the "troll lifer", his writing and "talent" has not evolved past posting on "troll boards" all his internet life. Other than that, yea, he will be a great for post count at BF. The "trainspotting" drug like posting barrage provides some form of entertainment, yanno.

That would be fine, if you actually could prove you know what I know. For all you know, Joo and Flea are some of the all time greats. The type that wear down the opposition by simply grating on dem. You talk as if you never slagged off every fucker in whatever designation this "community" ever had....at FT. Where the mod was never banned from every site he ever posted in, and CW never had to set up a site just to contain what little he actually had to say in the end.

And your roll in dat ickle laddie?

Well, nuffing worth reporting back to here.

the prob is you know nothing. Flea knows more about BH than you and she was not even there even though you remember posting with her at BH

do you just act stupid or are you really this stupid?

you also assume everyone who posts at "Troll" boards are not posting at other forums or websites

just because you have unloading all your legacy cum shots onto the faces of troll boards doth not mean the rest of us have

 

[Master]

He once made death threats to me.... He is psycho.


Best just pat his pinhead and say in a soothing voice, "there, there brittle man child."

His constant parading around like a scottish diva is exhausting. He's glitter bombing the forum, you know.

I'd rather listen to a martini podcast than read pages of what amounts to blandscape blowing his own penis.

I was talking about Prof. Breakfall issuing the death threats.

Blandscape babbles repetitive dross. Read one braggarts post, read 'em all.

I keep waiting for that pop culture podcast KM promised 2 months ago, at least those are fun to listen to.

I should get around to that one day, Fox, fer realz like drug dealz. Just not on the bucket list of current.

Srsly doe, what happened to FT? It’s like sad trumpet syndrome that Flametruth went the way of Laverne and Shirley when they moved to California. Tis a shame forums of actual flame cred are dropping like victims in front of Kyle Rittenhouses AK, but srsly, you can’t really blame them. This place is the last in line to fall, but the line is one deep. Go figure.

Yeah, it’s heavy tourney time currently and I can’t be bothered to pushing the envelope in this community at the moment. From the looks of it, this shit shack needs me more then I need it. I’ve been on the FN twitch stream practically daily but they mute my mic because I’m not “kid friendly “ in the vocabulary department and after this run I just might be quitting FN for good. It’s a dead game, the “pro players” only seem to come out when the moneys up and they’re really not that good to begin with. It’s like flaming, once I was considered one of the goats, not much else to do.

But, a couple weeks back I met a very preggers Lana Rhodes who came into the club. If you don’t know who she is, google will do the job. Actually a rather sweet girl, but her handlers are really fucking annoying. She has her assets, but brains sure as fuck isn’t one of them.

Who knows, when all is said and done I just might pass the link to the new flame forum around in DM’s here. A lot of old timers who got sick of using discord are there.

Give my regards to Bland. He’s a real one.

You saw how CW got up in Cunty's grill when he posted something she found that could be considered "inciting violence", so maybe she like Flea decided it was not worth the time or money having her name on a forum with all the legal liabilities it entails especially in this politically charged climate. Most of the troll sites that faded away were basically adult day care centers, look at BC and all the Canadian laws they have to enforce concerning hate speech ect. That is why guest posting is time delayed so that stuff gets checked for tos violations.

They say "Lost Ark" is going to be the new Diablo MMO, they had beta play on twitch

Blandscape can be the new "community" leader since he is like one of those gangbangers who join a troll gang for life and that is about all they really know. When they are senior citizens they are still flashing "flame gang" signs and looking for a fight. The guy is the epitome of the "troll lifer", his writing and "talent" has not evolved past posting on "troll boards" all his internet life. Other than that, yea, he will be a great for post count at BF. The "trainspotting" drug like posting barrage provides some form of entertainment, yanno.

Bland is an icon. Everyone really missed the boat on the guy. Not that I would expect the current batch of frumpy fuckwits to understand him. He’s like a prince in exile and would have fit right in during the FC/BH days against better content creators. His problem is he’s about 20 years too late trying to ply his trade here. He’s the hotdog down this communities intellectual hallway. Now, he only posts “just enough” to illicit a reaction instead of dropping certified gems like back at Turd Flail.

Funny you mention Lost Ark, no, I’m not playing it, but the idea of starting a troll brigade from this community into an MMO has crossed my mind. Just from reading the backlogs at the discord a lot of the old timers are on some game or another. That might be the next step in this community since the talent level has dried up to non existent and most of what’s left wouldn’t have stood a chance at BH.

Have you played Halo Multi yet? It’s like it’s 2006 all over again and the flighty jumps really throw the game off. Not impressed at all. Plus, I hate respawning into a really small map where campers are going to pick a corner and snipe. Having a complete load out ruins the fun of exploration in my opinion. The only thing fun about it is all the names getting banned because the algorithm picks up their cheats. Z lamer has been crying since day one because he’s banned. You know, the guy who once sniped somebody thru two windows of two different houses from 500 meters in WZ. Nah, he’s not cheating at all (rolls eyes)

As for this community, ppl want to read funny shit. Don’t know if it’s here on account of all the sand bags blocking the humor flow, but it is going on somewhere. If I said there’s an actual forum out there that has a bunch of old schoolers who actually are crafting good content like back in the day I just might be telling the truth. But, I’ve been warned already about being very selective about who I pick and choose. I already brought a couple ppl from kiwi there and they fit right in. Here, I’d say there’s only around five people getting the tap on the shoulder but even then if the owner of the place says no I’m not gonna push for anyone.

Who knows, maybe flame matches aren’t dead after all

 

[The Countess]

@Martini News Network - Blandscape is an icon? Nigga, is you high? No wonder he beats his chest on the regular. You got him thinking he’s somebody

 

[Master]

@Martini News Network - Blandscape is an icon? Nigga, is you high? No wonder he beats his chest on the regular. You got him thinking he’s somebody

Blands the only one who would have lasted at BH from the current crop of nothingness that spams this festering boil of a forum like a tard flex slapping invisible money at the pole at a filthy strip club. He is somebody, the majority of the dundertwinks here just don’t have the mental equipment to plug into the wall and increase their intelligence bandwidth to comprehend the download and are stuck on the loading screen.

The guys fucking hilarious. That might be an anomaly in this day and age of hapless Twitter replies that were better off staying on Twitter.

This place reads like a rape victims forum. There’s so much personal anger being spewed from dimwits with low IQs actual rape victims need to bookmark this place as a “don’t end up like this and move on with it” type of moment of clarity when they start to go off the rails. For every solid post that’s made here there’s around 20 YouTube comments with the consistency of “youz iz ze fag”piggy backing it. Textual bukkake is still bukkake. And nobody but the lowest form of intelligent life want to see a bukkake.

Change starts from the top. You gotta flush the toilet once in awhile before the shit starts to pile up.

 

[The Countess]

@Martini News Network - Blandscape is an icon? Nigga, is you high? No wonder he beats his chest on the regular. You got him thinking he’s somebody

Blands the only one who would have lasted at BH from the current crop of nothingness that spams this festering boil of a forum like a tard flex slapping invisible money at the pole at a filthy strip club. He is somebody, the majority of the dundertwinks here just don’t have the mental equipment to plug into the wall and increase their intelligence bandwidth to comprehend the download and are stuck on the loading screen.

The guys fucking hilarious. That might be an anomaly in this day and age of hapless Twitter replies that were better off staying on Twitter.

This place reads like a rape victims forum. There’s so much personal anger being spewed from dimwits with low IQs actual rape victims need to bookmark this place as a “don’t end up like this and move on with it” type of moment of clarity when they start to go off the rails. For every solid post that’s made here there’s around 20 YouTube comments with the consistency of “youz iz ze fag”piggy backing it. Textual bukkake is still bukkake. And nobody but the lowest form of intelligent life want to see a bukkake.

Change starts from the top. You gotta flush the toilet once in awhile before the shit starts to pile up.

Blandscape and hilarious don’t belong in the same sentence.

 

[Aylana]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

 

[Master]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

 

[Lily]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

Where is there a better forum?

 

[Master]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

Where is there a better forum?

It’s there. The owner is just really leery about who knows about it from what’s left of this community.

When the discord was active and the talk about starting a new forum was being discussed I made it abundantly clear there was limited talent left within this community and the best idea was to start over from nothing but a proven core of grade A talents and finding other ppl from other types of forums then rehashing this same old shit that killed off what’s left of this one.

The ppl here are still on 2010 type bullshit in 2021. That’s not moving forward. Let that shit stay here.

I already passed the list off of ppl from this place who should get an invite. It’s the owners call, not mine. I just provide content.

They won’t even let me post caps of the Cardy/SOG VS Toefactor/ KM tag match that just happened.

(Shrugs)

 

[Lily]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

Where is there a better forum?

It’s there. The owner is just really leery about who knows about it from what’s left of this community.

When the discord was active and the talk about starting a new forum was being discussed I made it abundantly clear there was limited talent left within this community and the best idea was to start over from nothing but a proven core of grade A talents and finding other ppl from other types of forums then rehashing this same old shit that killed off what’s left of this one.

The ppl here are still on 2010 type bullshit in 2021. That’s not moving forward. Let that shit stay here.

I already passed the list off of ppl from this place who should get an invite. It’s the owners call, not mine. I just provide content.

They won’t even let me post caps of the Cardy/SOG VS Toefactor/ KM tag match that just happened.

(Shrugs)

Ok. Bland's here though...

 

[The Countess]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

uhhh..hello?

 

[Master]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

uhhh..hello?

Chill ma. Your already on the approved list.

 

[Aylana]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

I doubt they could even get a PYP going here, that was about the only good shit Bra1in put on at his site. Lily would be a great captain of a team. But then you would have breakfal spamming the thread with videos of woman inserting bowling balls in their assholes and TWAT aint here to move all that shit into the dump.

most of the content now is cunt wrangler redux, so blandscape must be some eternal optimist thinking he will finally get that magical call out he always wanted, like charlie brown finally kicking the football that lucy is holding.


I believe he is progressively going nuts as a result of spending his entire life on troll boards. Blandscape is like that guy in Reefer Madness, sweating profusely and rubbing his tongue across his keyboard to warm it up before typing nonstop for two hours while cackling manically.

He's probably posting in his underwear, slathered in crisco oil and sitting on a huge, leather bean bag chair.

 

[Aylana]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

Where is there a better forum?

It’s there. The owner is just really leery about who knows about it from what’s left of this community.

When the discord was active and the talk about starting a new forum was being discussed I made it abundantly clear there was limited talent left within this community and the best idea was to start over from nothing but a proven core of grade A talents and finding other ppl from other types of forums then rehashing this same old shit that killed off what’s left of this one.

The ppl here are still on 2010 type bullshit in 2021. That’s not moving forward. Let that shit stay here.

I already passed the list off of ppl from this place who should get an invite. It’s the owners call, not mine. I just provide content.

They won’t even let me post caps of the Cardy/SOG VS Toefactor/ KM tag match that just happened.

(Shrugs)

Ok. Bland's here though...

I heard Bastard Factory sent him a direct invite knowing he would be such a valuable asset to the forum, yanno

 

[Aylana]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

Where is there a better forum?

4chan and twitter are the only other "troll" forums. Van forums is an adult day care for people who got kicked out of BF and BC

there are websites for writing and short stories that has all types of good content but those are not for shit posting or trolling





if you wanna

 

[Omnipotent]

@Martini News Network - Blandscape is an icon? Nigga, is you high? No wonder he beats his chest on the regular. You got him thinking he’s somebody

he isn't around much to read the garbage and that is why he makes the unfortunate claims he does.

Bland seethes. It's really noticeable......

 

[Master]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

Where is there a better forum?

It’s there. The owner is just really leery about who knows about it from what’s left of this community.

When the discord was active and the talk about starting a new forum was being discussed I made it abundantly clear there was limited talent left within this community and the best idea was to start over from nothing but a proven core of grade A talents and finding other ppl from other types of forums then rehashing this same old shit that killed off what’s left of this one.

The ppl here are still on 2010 type bullshit in 2021. That’s not moving forward. Let that shit stay here.

I already passed the list off of ppl from this place who should get an invite. It’s the owners call, not mine. I just provide content.

They won’t even let me post caps of the Cardy/SOG VS Toefactor/ KM tag match that just happened.

(Shrugs)

Ok. Bland's here though...

Not for long.

The goal is to take away everyone but the fuckwits and leave them here amongst themselves with the shit.

It will be like watching cannibals eat each other alive.

 

[Aylana]

@Martini News Network - Blandscape is an icon? Nigga, is you high? No wonder he beats his chest on the regular. You got him thinking he’s somebody

he isn't around much to read the garbage and that is why he makes the unfortunate claims he does.

Bland seethes. It's really noticeable......

he was bragging about his "troll" legacy before, who does that?
remember it took him over 8 years to make one photochop of you
he probably has a tattoo of cunty on his chest

 

[The Countess]

I think he has me on ignore cuz he’s afraid I’ll out who he was on BH

 

[Blandscape]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

Just like Bwain pinked Cunty like?

 

[The Countess]

The obsession with cun’T is not normal

 

[Blandscape]

@Martini News Network - Blandscape is an icon? Nigga, is you high? No wonder he beats his chest on the regular. You got him thinking he’s somebody

he isn't around much to read the garbage and that is why he makes the unfortunate claims he does.

Bland seethes. It's really noticeable......

he was bragging about his "troll" legacy before, who does that?
remember it took him over 8 years to make one photochop of you
he probably has a tattoo of cunty on his chest

You need to simply wonder how the wonder of common sense can release you from your entrenched behaviours Foxy.

Your pseudo ineffectual psychosomatic dysplasia here reminds us all why you posted there.

 

[Blandscape]

@Martini News Network - Blandscape is an icon? Nigga, is you high? No wonder he beats his chest on the regular. You got him thinking he’s somebody

he isn't around much to read the garbage and that is why he makes the unfortunate claims he does.

Bland seethes. It's really noticeable......

You are confusing seething with pulsating, just before I lance the forum fucking boil. That's what embroils you in my quest to digest the bile of most of you erstwhile talents.

 

[Blandscape]

Again we can move from flaming to blaming and from blaming to trolling, using Foxy, Joo, Flea and whoever else fits the mould, as da common denominator.

 

[The Countess]

He has me on ignore yet keeps dropping my name.


moron

 

[Aylana]

This buffoon is still blathering about "flaming".

He is unable to move on, which is why Cunty bitch slapped him; all he was doing was following Cunty around like a dog and whining for a "call out."

Blandscape is the type of guy that punches holes in his walls to release all of his pent-up forum rage.

 

[Blandscape]

He once made death threats to me.... He is psycho.


Best just pat his pinhead and say in a soothing voice, "there, there brittle man child."

His constant parading around like a scottish diva is exhausting. He's glitter bombing the forum, you know.

I'd rather listen to a martini podcast than read pages of what amounts to blandscape blowing his own penis.

I was talking about Prof. Breakfall issuing the death threats.

Blandscape babbles repetitive dross. Read one braggarts post, read 'em all.

I keep waiting for that pop culture podcast KM promised 2 months ago, at least those are fun to listen to.

I should get around to that one day, Fox, fer realz like drug dealz. Just not on the bucket list of current.

Srsly doe, what happened to FT? It’s like sad trumpet syndrome that Flametruth went the way of Laverne and Shirley when they moved to California. Tis a shame forums of actual flame cred are dropping like victims in front of Kyle Rittenhouses AK, but srsly, you can’t really blame them. This place is the last in line to fall, but the line is one deep. Go figure.

Yeah, it’s heavy tourney time currently and I can’t be bothered to pushing the envelope in this community at the moment. From the looks of it, this shit shack needs me more then I need it. I’ve been on the FN twitch stream practically daily but they mute my mic because I’m not “kid friendly “ in the vocabulary department and after this run I just might be quitting FN for good. It’s a dead game, the “pro players” only seem to come out when the moneys up and they’re really not that good to begin with. It’s like flaming, once I was considered one of the goats, not much else to do.

But, a couple weeks back I met a very preggers Lana Rhodes who came into the club. If you don’t know who she is, google will do the job. Actually a rather sweet girl, but her handlers are really fucking annoying. She has her assets, but brains sure as fuck isn’t one of them.

Who knows, when all is said and done I just might pass the link to the new flame forum around in DM’s here. A lot of old timers who got sick of using discord are there.

Give my regards to Bland. He’s a real one.

You saw how CW got up in Cunty's grill when he posted something she found that could be considered "inciting violence", so maybe she like Flea decided it was not worth the time or money having her name on a forum with all the legal liabilities it entails especially in this politically charged climate. Most of the troll sites that faded away were basically adult day care centers, look at BC and all the Canadian laws they have to enforce concerning hate speech ect. That is why guest posting is time delayed so that stuff gets checked for tos violations.

They say "Lost Ark" is going to be the new Diablo MMO, they had beta play on twitch

Blandscape can be the new "community" leader since he is like one of those gangbangers who join a troll gang for life and that is about all they really know. When they are senior citizens they are still flashing "flame gang" signs and looking for a fight. The guy is the epitome of the "troll lifer", his writing and "talent" has not evolved past posting on "troll boards" all his internet life. Other than that, yea, he will be a great for post count at BF. The "trainspotting" drug like posting barrage provides some form of entertainment, yanno.

That would be fine, if you actually could prove you know what I know. For all you know, Joo and Flea are some of the all time greats. The type that wear down the opposition by simply grating on dem. You talk as if you never slagged off every fucker in whatever designation this "community" ever had....at FT. Where the mod was never banned from every site he ever posted in, and CW never had to set up a site just to contain what little he actually had to say in the end.

And your roll in dat ickle laddie?

Well, nuffing worth reporting back to here.

the prob is you know nothing. Flea knows more about BH than you and she was not even there even though you remember posting with her at BH

do you just act stupid or are you really this stupid?

you also assume everyone who posts at "Troll" boards are not posting at other forums or websites

just because you have unloading all your legacy cum shots onto the faces of troll boards doth not mean the rest of us have

Stop calling them troll boards. You do realise when you fink something that that doesn't make it a fact. You spent 10 years at a site called Flame Truth, while only discovering your truth as the embers turned to ash on your "home" site.

 

[Blandscape]

This buffoon is still blathering about "flaming".

He is unable to move on, which is why Cunty bitch slapped him; all he was doing was following Cunty around like a dog and whining for a "call out."

Blandscape is the type of guy that punches holes in his walls to release all of his pent-up forum rage.

You spent years grateful for the designation Flamer, because it made you feel special. When both you and others saw you as nothing but the lamer you self evidently are, you thought you would bury us all under your moving goalposts.

It doesn't work like dat, you determine fuck all, because you determined a long, long time ago that you are fuck all.

 

[Blandscape]

It's not really theology Foxy, just forum fact.

 

[Blandscape]

There's plenty of site archelogy that we can uncover to discover dat.