The Let's Get Physical Breakfall Breakdance.

[The Countess]

This buffoon is still blathering about "flaming".

He is unable to move on, which is why Cunty bitch slapped him; all he was doing was following Cunty around like a dog and whining for a "call out."

Blandscape is the type of guy that punches holes in his walls to release all of his pent-up forum rage.

cun’T made him list his shit every time lol

 

[Blandscape]

He is unable to move on, which is why Cunty bitch slapped him; all he was doing was following Cunty around like a dog and whining for a "call out."

And Cunty had to ban me before he could even respond without the danger of being responded too.

How's dat a Flame Truth?

 

[Blandscape]

You were never a flamer Foxy, just some fucking multiple account owning nobody who turned an artform into a disabled badge so you could park closer to a Walmart.

 

[The Countess]

Cmon @Regan

 

[Aylana]

You were never a flamer Foxy, just some fucking multiple account owning nobody who turned an artform into a disabled badge so you could park closer to a Walmart.

NO YOU!!

This guy has got it bad, probably writes "Professional flamer" as his current occupation.

So is the Scottish government providing you a salary for "flaming" on the "troll" boards?

 

[Blandscape]

Prick.

 

[Blandscape]

You were never a flamer Foxy, just some fucking multiple account owning nobody who turned an artform into a disabled badge so you could park closer to a Walmart.

NO YOU!!

This guy has got it bad, probably writes "Professional flamer" as his current occupation.

So is the Scottish government providing you a salary for "flaming" on the "troll" boards?

No just a grant to grant you your wish to be a victim of my crimes.

 

[Blandscape]

We used to call that flaming.

 

[Blandscape]

Try to keep up.

 

[Blandscape]

Trolling is trying to compromise an answer without really getting or wishing for a response, flaming is reminding a troller that he's not really that good at even dat.

 

[Blandscape]

Show me. Show us what you have left in your creative tank...or just be reminded that you are Joo without the juice.

 

[Blandscape]

Stick it in stanza....I will destroy you there as well, build me a layered Potatoshop doc, if ye can. Just say something worth reading that doesn't involve you listing to starboard and taking on watered down memes of what you never amounted too.

 

[Blandscape]

Foxy is always there for you all (and you dumb cunts know who you are),...right up until I'm here.

 

[The Countess]

Oh shut the fuck up already. Geez

 

[Lily]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

Where is there a better forum?

4chan and twitter are the only other "troll" forums. Van forums is an adult day care for people who got kicked out of BF and BC

there are websites for writing and short stories that has all types of good content but those are not for shit posting or trolling





if you wanna

Not interested in 4chan fucks nor twitter fucks. It's as I suspected, there really isn't a better place out there.

 

[Lily]

EB would probably have pinked him for spamming if he posted like he does here.

He would have DM’d me asking what I saw in him, surely.

That said, there was a time at Turd Flail where Bland was typing out some of the best shit this community has seen in ages, and he carried that over to the BG back in the day. It’s not his fault the bar has lowered to the drivel you see here on the regular. Look at what he’s working with.

Nobodies. Idiots.

You, homie, are the only person he can bounce shit off of and there’s an obvious burn out. You cant put a PS5 game in an OG PS and expect it to work.

Blands content goes over most of the low hanging fruits here. I blame the lowering of intelligence across the board amongst the ranks of humanity, chem trails, ultra violet rays, whatever it is that makes the dummying down of society seem normal. When knuckledragging clowns are typing out TL;DR you sure as shit know your scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence and focus.

SoG writes out mini novella’s, the five ppl here wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph without getting a headache and bleating “too long”.

Thats why if this form of content is to keep existing, you gotta club the stupid seals throw them in a cage, and keep them there. If this place is that cage, even better. Nobody is dying to post here. Nobody is telling themselves “hmm, I wonder if there’s anything funny posted at BF, I should check to see”. The lemmings come here because they’re not wanted anywhere else and are losers. They offer nothing but wasted bandwidth.

Seriously, name one person worth a damn who posts here besides yours truly who posts maybe once every three or four months?

I’ll wait

Where is there a better forum?

It’s there. The owner is just really leery about who knows about it from what’s left of this community.

When the discord was active and the talk about starting a new forum was being discussed I made it abundantly clear there was limited talent left within this community and the best idea was to start over from nothing but a proven core of grade A talents and finding other ppl from other types of forums then rehashing this same old shit that killed off what’s left of this one.

The ppl here are still on 2010 type bullshit in 2021. That’s not moving forward. Let that shit stay here.

I already passed the list off of ppl from this place who should get an invite. It’s the owners call, not mine. I just provide content.

They won’t even let me post caps of the Cardy/SOG VS Toefactor/ KM tag match that just happened.

(Shrugs)

Ok. Bland's here though...

Not for long.

The goal is to take away everyone but the fuckwits and leave them here amongst themselves with the shit.

It will be like watching cannibals eat each other alive.

I see.

I don't hold out a lot of hope for any site any longer.

 

[Blandscape]

Don't despair, you are booked on the Ark wiff a one plus.

And anyho, I'll still be here until I sink des fuckers below the waterline. I'll probably give them a hand into a lifeboat.

 

[The Countess]

Oh Lord:facepalm:

 

[Master Pu]

Blandy is on Jihad.
Remember when I sent Brent on Jihad to FT and he killed the place? Bland shut the joint down. Gonned it.
Blandscape > Brent

 

[Master Pu]

Inside joke.

 

[Lily]

Inside joke.

I understand. I don't think I agree with the comparison is all. The only forum killers I know are Dove and Joo.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This buffoon is still blathering about "flaming".

He is unable to move on, which is why Cunty bitch slapped him; all he was doing was following Cunty around like a dog and whining for a "call out."

Blandscape is the type of guy that punches holes in his walls to release all of his pent-up forum rage.

must be some very thin walls if that flailing faggot is punching through them

just sayin

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Inside joke.

I understand. I don't think I agree with the comparison is all. The only forum killers I know are Dove and Joo.

the people who make you cry, lol, piggy

 

[Aylana]

Show me. Show us what you have left in your creative tank...or just be reminded that you are Joo without the juice.

Stick it in stanza....I will destroy you there as well, build me a layered Potatoshop doc, if ye can. Just say something worth reading that doesn't involve you listing to starboard and taking on watered down memes of what you never amounted too.

CW composed a better stanza than you, and when no one liked your "poetry," you had a nervous breakdown.

your writing is usually layered in insecurities and narcissistic ejaculations. that is why people wanted flea on their PYP teams rather than you. Basically all you did in those "call outs" was rub your boner until it was raw and red, but failed to deliver a money shot

have you ever written content that was not about your E-penis/"flames"/about Cunty/about Flea ect. Or is your sole talent posting in just about all of the troll boards that have ever existed since the internet was born?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

someone should hit blandscape in the face with a skateboard

 

[Blandscape]

Show me. Show us what you have left in your creative tank...or just be reminded that you are Joo without the juice.

Stick it in stanza....I will destroy you there as well, build me a layered Potatoshop doc, if ye can. Just say something worth reading that doesn't involve you listing to starboard and taking on watered down memes of what you never amounted too.

CW composed a better stanza than you, and when no one liked your "poetry," you had a nervous breakdown.

your writing is usually layered in insecurities and narcissistic ejaculations. that is why people wanted flea on their PYP teams rather than you. Basically all you did in those "call outs" was rub your boner until it was raw and red, but failed to deliver a money shot

have you ever written content that was not about your E-penis/"flames"/about Cunty/about Flea ect. Or is your sole talent posting in just about all of the troll boards that have ever existed since the internet was born?

FFs, give it a rest old man. She contributed fuck all to fuck all, just like you think you sometimes did. I eat and shite you. You are meaningful to me, only in your inane ability to always make me look better than you.

As for the rest of your pre-amble, and tip-toe through your own fucking tulips, well what can I say, you still even astound me by continually hitting your head constantly, on the cold hard ground.

"Call-outs", why are you still pushing dat shite as your modus operandi for having no actual modus operandi when trying to confront me?

Here's an idea, and I am just spit-balling, why don't you try to keep up, while trying to slow your pulse rate down by never getting too excited about what I post up?

 

[Blandscape]

There's a gid Twat.

 

[Blandscape]

Actually, that's a lie, I fink CW was one of the most talented cunts, and she was a cunt, I have ever encountered.

It's a pity she threw her whole ovum in you and Twatty Von Nobody's basket of despair.

You and him killed her. Not me.

 

[Blandscape]

Was any of those posts too long, or too short for you?

 

[X]

You were never a flamer Foxy, just some fucking multiple account owning nobody who turned an artform into a disabled badge so you could park closer to a Walmart.

NO YOU!!

This guy has got it bad, probably writes "Professional flamer" as his current occupation.

So is the Scottish government providing you a salary for "flaming" on the "troll" boards?

No just a grant to grant you your wish to be a victim of my crimes.

were you beat about the head with a big penis ever ?? because you sound as tho