Dear marks,
Too $hort is the greatest rapper. No doubt. He changed the course of rap long ago with Blowjob Betty, which is so damn exhaulted that another great rapper - Plies - honored that great classic by making a very similar song but with a party beat.
The best rap song ever... ever... is this one, cementing Too $hort in the permanent annals of greatness. There's never been or will be better than Cocktails.