The New Holiday say "Engrish iz hardzz!!"

Well, you have your beaver or rabbit felt hats. Then there's your silk hats.

you got wool felt, and yer Panamas.....
...and then you have the sort you wear, which is the ass hat.

You can't bluff me when it comes to hats, mutherfucker.

Do you think a Panama hat is made of Panama?