The Return of Biggie

[Admin.]

I dont owe anyone anything. I just dont mind discussing things that happened more then 15 years ago if you guys need to.

I dont very well feel like divorcing cheaters is a failure H- Gay.

Not just one cheater, multiple times. It could possibly happen, but to borrow the adage “It takes two to tango”

If I catch my cock in my zipper multiple times over the years, is it bad zippers or am I a bad zipper operator?

 

[The Best Holliday]

It's always a breathtaking performance.
Like an Olympic diver twisting and flipping,
tumbling and tossing into a drained pool.

SPLAT !

 

[Frood]

Not just one cheater, multiple times. It could possibly happen, but to borrow the adage “It takes two to tango”

If I catch my cock in my zipper multiple times over the years, is it bad zippers or am I a bad zipper operator?

You have a zippered gimp mask?

 

[Dove]

Not just one cheater, multiple times. It could possibly happen, but to borrow the adage “It takes two to tango”

If I catch my cock in my zipper multiple times over the years, is it bad zippers or am I a bad zipper operator?

Its 3.

Where were you guys when i was in my 20s with these lectures huh? You wanna preach about it NOW?

Now that im 20 plus years older and know im not responsible for the choices of other adults?

Youre a bit late. Js.

 

[Admin.]

Its 3.

Where were you guys when i was in my 20s with these lectures huh? You wanna preach about it NOW?

Now that im 20 plus years older and know im not responsible for the choices of other adults?

Youre a bit late. Js.

How would anyone in this forum know about all that chaos?

 

[The Best Holliday]

You know things are bad when it's Fruit to the rescue where Rip Van Portzie has failed.

 

[Dove]

How would anyone in this forum know about all that chaos?

Because you literally asked me and i told you.

Admin....there are people here who have been cheated on even MORE than 3 times. I just dump a cheater.

How is this such a mind blowing thing for you? Arent you supposed to be enlightened and im tune with human nature? Now its "omg thats so embarrassing you got cheated on because you didnt satisfy these men!"

Lol!

 

[The Best Holliday]

there are people here who have been cheated on even MORE than 3 times

Certainly. Those are the 3 times you know about.
. Whatever happened the the guy before this one?
Run off with your best friend, or the maid perhaps?

 

[Admin.]

Certainly. Those are the 3 times you know about.
. Whatever happened the the guy before this one?
Run off with your best friend, or the maid perhaps?

Maybe that relationship turned the young man gay?

 

[The Best Holliday]

Maybe that relationship turned the young man gay?

The prattling prawn is sure to tell all about it.

 

[Dove]

Certainly. Those are the 3 times you know about.
. Whatever happened the the guy before this one?
Run off with your best friend, or the maid perhaps?

No, ex is not a cheater. I ended the marriage and i am not going into all the reasons why.

It had absolutely nothing to do with cheating, but im sure you are going to sit there and attack and degrade his character in some desperate attempt to make me feel like "oh no! I cannot satisfy any men!!".

You are in a VERY small percentage of people who think if someone cheats its because their spouse was lacking. You have an unhealthy view of relationships and boundaries.

 

[Admin.]

No, ex is not a cheater. I ended the marriage and i am not going into all the reasons why.

It had absolutely nothing to do with cheating, but im sure you are going to sit there and attack and degrade his character in some desperate attempt to make me feel like "oh no! I cannot satisfy any men!!".

You are in a VERY small percentage of people who think if someone cheats its because their spouse was lacking. You have an unhealthy view of relationships and boundaries.

Could you elaborate on your relationship with your father, and how it relates to your lifestyle today?

 

[Dove]

Could you elaborate on your relationship with your father, and how it relates to your lifestyle today?

Are you guys going to continue asking me questions and crying when i answer them and acting victimized because i didnt have to answer?

Ever heard anyone say if you dont want to know.....maybe dont ask?

 

[Dove]

"How do we make Dovey shut up so we can spit shine eachothers taints in peace? Should we ignore her?! Oh i know! Ask her personal questions about men she dumped more than 15 years ago and her relationship with her father!!"

Lmao

 

[MrNiceGuy]

At the thirty page mark, with all the low hanging fruit gutter snipes, I was going to say the only thing wrong with this thread is that it's thirty pages too long.

But now that all the jerry springer "cash me outside" shit has settled and posters are actually opening up it seems readable and enjoyable even though the outright flaming has calmed.

In hurricanes we call this the eye.

 

[Admin.]

At the thirty page mark, with all the low hanging fruit gutter snipes, I was going to say the only thing wrong with this thread is that it's thirty pages too long.

But now that all the jerry springer "cash me outside" shit has settled and posters are actually opening up it seems readable and enjoyable even though the outright flaming has calmed.

In hurricanes we call this the eye.

but is Biggie coming or what? I haven’t slept for a week!

 

[Jack]

but is Biggie coming or what?

In your mouth, looks like.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Are you guys going to continue asking me questions and crying when i answer them and acting victimized because i didnt have to answer?

Ever heard anyone say if you dont want to know.....maybe dont ask?

Oh oh me me *raises hand*. I have a question Mrs Dove.

In the pic of you standing next to the fetish equipment, which has a bigger rack? You or the fetish equipment?








P.S. This question was forwarded to me by an anonymous poster named Flynn.
P.P.S I am very good at keeping secrets!
P.P.P.S. Hi Flynn! Did I ask it okay?

 

[Dove]

Oh oh me me *raises hand*. I have a question Mrs Dove.

In the pic of you standing next to the fetish equipment, which has a bigger rack? You or the fetish equipment?








P.S. This question was forwarded to me by an anonymous poster named Flynn.
P.P.S I am very good at keeping secrets!
P.P.P.S. Hi Flynn! Did I ask it okay?

Definately the fetish equipment.

 

[The Best Holliday]

I can't wait for Duhv to publish her tell all relationship book.

Relationships for Dummies
...or
After Failing 117 Times,
.you just know things.

 

[Flynn]

I can't wait for Duhv to publish her tell all relationship book.

Relationships for Dummies
...or
After Failing 117 Times,
.you just know things.

Why?

You want some pointers?

 

[Admin.]

Are you guys going to continue asking me questions and crying when i answer them and acting victimized because i didnt have to answer?

Ever heard anyone say if you dont want to know.....maybe dont ask?

Your biograph is an incredible gothic American drama, we’re fascinated watching it unfold.

 

[Admin.]

Why?

You want some pointers?

You must still be polishing your latest story of pretending to play poker, can’t wait!

 

[Flynn]

You must still be polishing your latest story of pretending to play poker, can’t wait!

At least I'm not an expert dick muncher.

 

[Admin.]

At least I'm not an expert dick muncher.

Is that why most your bf’s leave you?

 

[Flynn]

Is that why most your bf’s leave you?

Why you want their numbers? Do you want to ask if you can slurp on their cocks?

 

[Dove]

I can't wait for Duhv to publish her tell all relationship book.

Relationships for Dummies
...or
After Failing 117 Times,
.you just know things.

Ive had 5 serious relationships in my life. Thats counting two back to back very short marriages that were far more about religious obligation than being in love.

Why the fuck would i be interested in writing a book or giving unsolicited advice or lectures to people about their love lives?

YOU and your buds here are the ones who feel desperate to dig into my sexual history and preach about it.

Its literally you and Admin trying to beat ME over the head with useless opinions about people i dumped more than 15 years ago.

I was talking about turgid, throbbing cock and suddenly you both needed to discuss shit that ive been over and done with for two decades telling me its a "pattern"

Look youre both desperate and grasping i get that. This aint it, though. Now you just look more butthurt.

 

[Dove]

Your biograph is an incredible gothic American drama, we’re fascinated watching it unfold.

Then why do you keep whining about it?

 

[Admin.]

Then why do you keep whining about it?

That’s it, that’s all I get one short statement? I’ll just show myself out.