The Return of Biggie

[Flynn]

Well i for one find reading flame posts delightful. Even ...and especially.....when they were directed at me.

We are gathered here for a reason! Bahahaha.

Yes, one can learn from some of the bullshit. All the while Murdy wants to have weird sex with the bullshit.

Hey Dove. I know we've been getting along and all, and that's really cool because you're a pretty neat person. Anyways, with that being said, I'm going to ask you something and I don't want you to get mad at me.

Okay....

...*breathes in...breathes out...takes a deep breath...

...okay. Dove. Do you think if you and Murdy reenacted your one night stand with each other out here from that fateful night...do you think it would kill Reggie Essent? As in you know, his heart wouldn't be able to take it.

Please don't be mad. I was just wondering.

 

[Dove]

"Celebate" lmao

 

[Dove]

Yes, one can learn from some of the bullshit. All the while Murdy wants to have weird sex with the bullshit.

Hey Dove. I know we've been getting along and all, and that's really cool because you're a pretty neat person. Anyways, with that being said, I'm going to ask you something and I don't want you to get mad at me.

Okay....

...*breathes in...breathes out...takes a deep breath...

...okay. Dove. Do you think if you and Murdy reenacted your one night stand with each other out here from that fateful night...do you think it would kill Reggie Essent? As in you know, his heart wouldn't be able to take it.

Please don't be mad. I was just wondering.

It might. It just might.

We cant be doing that sort of thing to Reggie!

As for reenactint im really concerned about her molestating my trust level.

I dont want Reg to see that either!

In all honesty she openly talked about it A LOT much to my chagrin but it didnt seem to have the umm....impact...she was hoping for.

 

[Flynn]

Trying to avoid the problem toxic vampire energy drains while simultaneously honoring my moral compass to encourage all divorcing women to whip their tits all the way out while with their core group of trustworthy gFSx.


But seriously… no…



Tell Teeny he needs to be celebate for 9 months before I will let him slide it down my crack into his very special sacred space. No bargains or side bets. No double downs.

That made about as much sense as you and a dozen unopened boxes of wine.

 

[Flynn]

It might. It just might.

We cant be doing that sort of thing to Reggie!

As for reenactint im really concerned about her molestating my trust level.

I dont want Reg to see that either!

In all honesty she openly talked about it A LOT much to my chagrin but it didnt seem to have the umm....impact...she was hoping for.

Damn, molesting your trust level.

Is that the same as fucking your own trust level? I'm sorry I sound soo lost on this subject, I didn't realize how ignorant I was until Professor Cock and Professor Stay Puff brought up the science behind having sex with one's aura.

And they say I'm weird.

 

[Dove]

Damn, molesting your trust level.

Is that the same as fucking your own trust level? I'm sorry I sound soo lost on this subject, I didn't realize how ignorant I was until Professor Cock and Professor Stay Puff brought up the science behind having sex with one's aura.

And they say I'm weird.

Haha they do shit like that all the time. Say the most unhinged and nonsensical shit you will see on the forum and then act like its everyone else who is dumb or crazy

Admin is just cum drunk and honestly - good for him.

Murd has wet brain syndrome. And HollyGay is just....well. You know about him. Lol.

And Lil is just fat.

 

[Fredricka]

Why do leftards always call people "jealous babbies"?

Honestly. I wanna know.

They say it round here, it's a local thing

 

[Fredricka]

For the love of the sweet baby Jeebus. @Flynn @Dove knock off the narcissistic text wall crap, nobody reads that.

Admin says this thread is all about ME, pay attention to MEEEEE dammit

 

[Frood]

I bet it was a very luxurious pc tower too!

Did it have emblems of stuffed gloryholes airbrushed on it or something?

 

[Aryan Victory]

OMG, OMG, OMG!

@Lily @The Best Holliday @Alticus @Seamajor @Larry Loungelizard (and all the subsidiary alts at sea!)
CHECK YOUR PM’s

What a pitiful "crew"... ye Gawdz.

 

[Fredricka]

@The Best Holliday it's Monday today dear, 2025

 

[No One]

Yep. Ive been on and off for a few days.

I suppose everyone here is unemployed because no one ever has free time if they work. Like ever ever.

No one gets breaks. Or goes home. Or even works from home ever! You guys are TOO smart!

Not to mention tPoTF has double your poast count and according to Shampain had over 100k PMs and that was when he was moderator here a long time ago...but no, it's you who poasts too much...

 

[Question]

There really should be a boomer sub so we don't have to put up with all this old people stuff, I'm fed up with stepping over walking sticks and gnarled old corpses

They should all be at the Native American casinos playing Kenno.

 

[Question]

So, do you suppose Biggie would rent a U-Haul truck and tow a mobile billboard reading, "Admin sucks cock," across the country?

 

[Lily]

So, do you suppose Biggie would rent a U-Haul truck and tow a mobile billboard reading, "Admin sucks cock," across the country?

It makes a good plan for retirement.

 

[Admin.]

It makes a good plan for retirement.

As long as it as a “Luxury U-Haul” he would be doing what he loves.

 

[Seamajor]

Admin was so giddy when he heard Biggie was coming....

Giddy? Like when Frank devours your gid?

 

[Admin.]

Oops did my posting in this thread mean I’m still wracked by angst over some fat guy appearing in a mostly mindless chat room? Please advise, so I can make preparations.

 

[Seamajor]

Giddy? Like when Frank devours your gid?

Take a shot Jack. Ya never know

 

[Admin.]

Not to mention tPoTF has double your poast count and according to Shampain had over 100k PMs and that was when he was moderator hear a long time ago...but no, it's you who poasts too much...

Hey Incel @No One how’s your butthurt today still harboring deep seated resentment and manifold frustrations?

 

[jack]

Take a shot Jack. Ya never know

Barking up/at the wrong tree as usual, little dog.

 

[Seamajor]

Admin is way to eager to get his ass beat lol

Yours smells like Trumps. Both of your fat ASSES smell the same. Longer arms would help.

 

[Seamajor]

Barking up/at the wrong tree as usual, little dog.

Stubby would eat you alive Jack way worse than X. Careful what you wish for

 

[Admin.]

Yours smells like Trumps. Both of your fat ASSES smell the same. Longer arms would help.

Now don’t discourage them, I haven’t had “my ass e-beat” in so long I can’t even remember, it sounds so terribly frightening, No really!

 

[jack]

Stubby would eat you alive Jack way worse than X. Careful what you wish for

LOL keep barking little doggie. Still the wrong tree.

 

[The Best Holliday]

@The Best Holliday it's Monday today dear, 2025

Oh awesome !
. It's the BIGLY BIG day Mr Smellz is due to show up.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Oh awesome !
. It's the BIGLY BIG day Mr Smellz is due to show up.

I'll alert the media.

 

[The Best Holliday]

It makes a good plan for retirement.

So what are the cluckin ducks squawkin about today?
. Same as yesterday and tomorrow?

 

[Lily]

So what are the cluckin ducks squawkin about today?
. Same as yesterday and tomorrow?

Indubitably! she said with a raised pinky...