The screeches of Peaches

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.
 
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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
Dont be jealous, broke witch
 
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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.
Lotus csnt on her flinstone phone
 

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The screeches of Peaches. :LOL3:

I wonder how far his rubber nose flew off his face upon reading this thread?

The last time it flew out the window and his neighbour's chihuahua ran away wth it.
 

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Bro, remember he used to always try to troll me, calling me not really Aryan etc.... Flea worded me in that he's a k1ke, I asked him and he's ignored me ever since haha.

Anyone that is sick of his spam should just call him a Jew and he'll retreat and cower like a typical snivelling hebe...
 

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I wonder how long Bigly will have to pretend Scouse is funny and Scouse pretend Bigly is wise before they get back to 69'ing with each other?
 
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I wonder how long Bigly will have to pretend Scouse is funny and Scouse pretend Bigly is wise before they get back to 69'ing with each other?
Wonder how long you'll continue to fuck strange men in community showers with a wig on before you finally contract HIV and drop dead
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
 
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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants.
Right -- cause 5 star restaurants are always empty -- you retarded fucking ditz
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.

Oh, of course. I'm sure that was it. And so he decided to go to BF to insult Peaches yet again.
 
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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.

Oh, of course. I'm sure that was it. And so he decided to go to BF to insult Peaches yet again.
Don't be mad cause you can't afford 5 star dining.
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

All of a buck fifty? Funny little dwarf.
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.

Oh, of course. I'm sure that was it. And so he decided to go to BF to insult Peaches yet again.
When inspiration strikes, one must poast.
 

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Seems your Republican friends are keeping the price of insulin up there. Aw….
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.

Oh, of course. I'm sure that was it. And so he decided to go to BF to insult Peaches yet again.
When inspiration strikes, one must poast.

That's a tragic statement.

Still, I hope Strapon was able to enjoy the buffet in spite of the space Peaches takes up in his head.
 
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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.
No no... you see, lotustrashbag is an uncivilized barbarian with the table manners of warthog and is used to eating her meals with both her hands and feet and cannot imagine that when you arrive at a 5 star restaurant which is known for world class cusine and is therefore always quite packed you might end up having to wait in line just to speak to the hostess despite the fact that your reserved table is technically sitting there empty waiting for you.

in her world you just bogart your way into the establishment, pound on your chest repeatedly, grunt and groan loudly about your reservation and are immediately whisked off to your table by horrified staff out of fear you may begin foaming at the mouth or striking fellow patrons with your club.

what a toolbag. Seriously
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.
No no... you see, lotustrashbag is an uncivilized barbarian with the table manners of warthog and is used to eating her meals with both her hands and feet and cannot imagine that when you arrive at a 5 star restaurant which is known for world class cusine and is therefore always quite packed you might end up having to wait in line just to speak to the hostess despite the fact that your reserved table is technically sitting there empty waiting for you.

in her world you just bogart your way into the establishment, pound on your chest repeatedly, grunt and groan loudly about your reservation and are immediately whisked off to your table by horrified staff out of fear you may begin foaming at the mouth or striking fellow patrons with your club.

what a toolbag. Seriously

It's not a 5-star restaurant if you had to wait in line.

Oh, by "stars" you mean Yelp stars! Gotcha.
 
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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.
No no... you see, lotustrashbag is an uncivilized barbarian with the table manners of warthog and is used to eating her meals with both her hands and feet and cannot imagine that when you arrive at a 5 star restaurant which is known for world class cusine and is therefore always quite packed you might end up having to wait in line just to speak to the hostess despite the fact that your reserved table is technically sitting there empty waiting for you.

in her world you just bogart your way into the establishment, pound on your chest repeatedly, grunt and groan loudly about your reservation and are immediately whisked off to your table by horrified staff out of fear you may begin foaming at the mouth or striking fellow patrons with your club.

what a toolbag. Seriously

It's not a 5-star restaurant if you had to wait in line.

Oh, by "stars" you mean Yelp stars! Gotcha.
:facepalm:

Listen egghead -- it's obvious you have not dined anywhere besides a local hot dog stand or some deviant sweatshop of a bakery that serves genitalia shaped pastries in the presence of children but if you're going to discuss matters way above your low stature in life at least avail yourself of this wonderful provision called google you spastic water carrying wombat
 
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Why is seadusky polluting my thread with sex offender vibes?

Can someone please lead the local authorities to his IP address and free those poor children chained to his stove?
 

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So unless you've been under a rock like one of the simple minded soy spiders crawling around this place you had to have noticed Vapor NOse's 3 day weep and whine fest brought on after I took a few minutes while waiting for my seating at a five star restaurant in Vegas to totally humiliate him on his lack of understanding of the very scriptures he quotes in a failed attempt to seem versed in any besides being utterly fucking ugly.


That was fun and a totally well worth taking the 10 minutes that would have otherwise been spent overhearing the convo between two ugly liberal cunts that reminded me of LotusGarbage

But seriously, watching him turn into a puddle of piss filled with steamy hysterics on Dovey's doorstep because she does not stop me from big hurting his emo feels is a new level of nervous breakdown for his snowflake scary fairy

I had lots of fun in Vegas by the way. I blew an obscene amount of money

You mean waiting for your seating at a buffet that was included in the price of your room?

People don't have time to post while waiting for seating at a 5-star restaurant.
You can poast from anywhere nowadays. I do.

I realize it is technically possible. I am saying people don't wait for seating at 5-star restaurants. Strapon went to some overpriced steak house and wants people to believe he was eating at a Michelin restaurant because that's how he makes himself feel important. Impotent is more like it.
Maybe he was early for his reservation.
No no... you see, lotustrashbag is an uncivilized barbarian with the table manners of warthog and is used to eating her meals with both her hands and feet and cannot imagine that when you arrive at a 5 star restaurant which is known for world class cusine and is therefore always quite packed you might end up having to wait in line just to speak to the hostess despite the fact that your reserved table is technically sitting there empty waiting for you.

in her world you just bogart your way into the establishment, pound on your chest repeatedly, grunt and groan loudly about your reservation and are immediately whisked off to your table by horrified staff out of fear you may begin foaming at the mouth or striking fellow patrons with your club.

what a toolbag. Seriously

It's not a 5-star restaurant if you had to wait in line.

Oh, by "stars" you mean Yelp stars! Gotcha.
:facepalm:

Listen egghead -- it's obvious you have not dined anywhere besides a local hot dog stand or some deviant sweatshop of bakery that serves genitalia shaped pastries in the presence of children but if you're going to discuss matters way above your low stature in life at least avail yourself of this wonderful provision called google you spastic water carrying wombat

I know you live in Floriduh and you have no clue what actual 5-star (or 3-Michelin-star) dining is. Let me just clue you in. If the restaurant were really world class dining, you would need reservations and no one would be waiting in line. You would simply be turned away if you didn't have reservations.

But enjoy your McMansion, your Audi, and your "5 star" buffet, Mr "I Live in Floriduh and I Vacay in Las Vegas." LMAO