The Succubus receipt discussion thread

[Master]

You mean like one of those prissy English "bitches" do when they hold their pinky finger out while drink their tea?? Sure.

No, as in teabagging your face into submission and giving you some sort of value as a person.

You've heard of #metoo, in this case you will be hashtagging #yesplease

Wouldn't you have to actually have a set of balls to do that? That seems like an impossible task for you.

Set it, on "Heavy Load" there, Maytag. These balls have enough in them to power wash all the app filters on your AV pic and leave a nice glaze on top.

When the next all you can eat fish fry hitting the trailer park?

I don't know. You should ask your friend, Flynn. She knows all about fish fries and trailer parks.

Ok.

Lean your head next to your phone. No, put the phone by your ear for me.

"FLYNN, WHEN IS THE NEXT FISH FRY AT THE TRAILER PARK?"

How in the hell would a fat cow know about a fish fry in a trailer park??? Shouldn't I be out in a field somewhere eating grass and chewing my cud???? Now, I am reduced to a fish fry at a trailer park. Sorry, "I will take the pasture for 300 Alex".....

Carry on my wayward son?

I would say your a glutton for punishment but we will just stop at glutton and call it a day, k?

Ahhh yes, gluttonous. I am a glutton for your demise. Eventually, you will succumb to me. I will have you eating from my hooves and sucking the milk from my tits calling me "moo-ma". In due time dearest.....in due time.

Just don't sit on me with those mounds of human clay you call and ass and we will be good to go.

Ever wake up from laying on your stomach and your kids made a sandcastle out your ass that resembled an old school Chipotle?

Did your mommy take a rolling pin to those deflated balls of yours?? I thought she was making tortillas with them, at first. Explains why you have a spaghetti noodle for a dick. Must be a lot of bread/pasta eaters in your family. Speaking of, oh precious one.....why don't you grow some massive balls and post a pic of your spaghetti noodle so we can all refuse to eat pasta....ever again? You'd be doing @Countess a favor. She is actually trying to stay away from dicks...I mean...er...uh...."noodles" like yours. Carbs will kill ya, ya know?

Yeah, carbs will kill you, but trying to decipher that shit without a decoder ring from a box of cracker jack isn't doing anybody any favors, either.


good lord. whats yhe coincidence to the fact you drive second hand automobiles to go along with second hand posts? your like second hand smoke. you fill the fucking room, others breath that shit in, and in thr long run ppl die from being exposed to it.

whats your next trick, posting up a vagina pic? wait...

Yes!!!!!! At least I have the balls and gumption to do so. Where's that noodle at?? Lounging around in that pasta bowl you call underwear? Impotent much?

No, it's called "attention whore", but is more like

***ATTENTION GORE***
Since your splatter cabbage looks like an infected second degree burn.

Srsly, take your pic, and compare it to any working porn star that no offense, has surely seen more action then you.

One of those pussies is not like the others

My pussy pic has more ratings than your posts, alone. I guess this community likes the "gore". :rightON:

Your surrounded by hapless simps, wtf did you think would happen?

When I thirsty mother fucker been walking around for years without water, what do you think he's gonna go when he sees a bottle of fiji in front of him?

Notice I didn't like that pic.

Seen better

 

[Master]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Flea, don't get me wrong, the whole mesh top thing works like picking out a sack of potatoes at the grocery store, so that's a plus in my book.

But your face looks deformed. Did you have work done?

Nigga, fuck you :ROFL3:

Your eye colour is unusual. Do you describe them as green?

Contacts. Now I’m too lazy for all that and stick to glasses.

I wear glasses but it feels like something obstructing my view and I don't like that shit. I'm going back to contacts, lol.

Um.... Put the burger down?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

.or choke on your own dick.

CHoke himself on his own dick? hahahahahahahahahaha this guy couldn't invoke the gag reflex on a house fly.

You don't read many of Dovey's posts do you?

 

[Succubus]

You mean like one of those prissy English "bitches" do when they hold their pinky finger out while drink their tea?? Sure.

No, as in teabagging your face into submission and giving you some sort of value as a person.

You've heard of #metoo, in this case you will be hashtagging #yesplease

Wouldn't you have to actually have a set of balls to do that? That seems like an impossible task for you.

Set it, on "Heavy Load" there, Maytag. These balls have enough in them to power wash all the app filters on your AV pic and leave a nice glaze on top.

When the next all you can eat fish fry hitting the trailer park?

I don't know. You should ask your friend, Flynn. She knows all about fish fries and trailer parks.

Ok.

Lean your head next to your phone. No, put the phone by your ear for me.

"FLYNN, WHEN IS THE NEXT FISH FRY AT THE TRAILER PARK?"

How in the hell would a fat cow know about a fish fry in a trailer park??? Shouldn't I be out in a field somewhere eating grass and chewing my cud???? Now, I am reduced to a fish fry at a trailer park. Sorry, "I will take the pasture for 300 Alex".....

Carry on my wayward son?

I would say your a glutton for punishment but we will just stop at glutton and call it a day, k?

Ahhh yes, gluttonous. I am a glutton for your demise. Eventually, you will succumb to me. I will have you eating from my hooves and sucking the milk from my tits calling me "moo-ma". In due time dearest.....in due time.

Just don't sit on me with those mounds of human clay you call and ass and we will be good to go.

Ever wake up from laying on your stomach and your kids made a sandcastle out your ass that resembled an old school Chipotle?

Did your mommy take a rolling pin to those deflated balls of yours?? I thought she was making tortillas with them, at first. Explains why you have a spaghetti noodle for a dick. Must be a lot of bread/pasta eaters in your family. Speaking of, oh precious one.....why don't you grow some massive balls and post a pic of your spaghetti noodle so we can all refuse to eat pasta....ever again? You'd be doing @Countess a favor. She is actually trying to stay away from dicks...I mean...er...uh...."noodles" like yours. Carbs will kill ya, ya know?

Yeah, carbs will kill you, but trying to decipher that shit without a decoder ring from a box of cracker jack isn't doing anybody any favors, either.


good lord. whats yhe coincidence to the fact you drive second hand automobiles to go along with second hand posts? your like second hand smoke. you fill the fucking room, others breath that shit in, and in thr long run ppl die from being exposed to it.

whats your next trick, posting up a vagina pic? wait...

Yes!!!!!! At least I have the balls and gumption to do so. Where's that noodle at?? Lounging around in that pasta bowl you call underwear? Impotent much?

No, it's called "attention whore", but is more like

***ATTENTION GORE***
Since your splatter cabbage looks like an infected second degree burn.

Srsly, take your pic, and compare it to any working porn star that no offense, has surely seen more action then you.

One of those pussies is not like the others

My pussy pic has more ratings than your posts, alone. I guess this community likes the "gore". :rightON:

Your surrounded by hapless simps, wtf did you think would happen?

When I thirsty mother fucker been walking around for years without water, what do you think he's gonna go when he sees a bottle of fiji in front of him?

Notice I didn't like that pic.

Seen better

I'm certain you've seen your share of vaginas in your day. Did you notice how I didn't give a fuck about how YOU or anyone else for that matter DIDN'T like my vagina pic??? I didn't post it for the attention. I posted it to shut Flynn up for 5 seconds.....and guess what??? It worked!

 

[The Cuntess]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Flea, don't get me wrong, the whole mesh top thing works like picking out a sack of potatoes at the grocery store, so that's a plus in my book.

But your face looks deformed. Did you have work done?

Nigga, fuck you :ROFL3:

Your eye colour is unusual. Do you describe them as green?

Contacts. Now I’m too lazy for all that and stick to glasses.

I wear glasses but it feels like something obstructing my view and I don't like that shit. I'm going back to contacts, lol.

Yeah, I don’t like that either.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm certain you've seen your share of vaginas in your day.

Fornite is X-rated?

Who knew.

Carry on

 

[Master]

You mean like one of those prissy English "bitches" do when they hold their pinky finger out while drink their tea?? Sure.

No, as in teabagging your face into submission and giving you some sort of value as a person.

You've heard of #metoo, in this case you will be hashtagging #yesplease

Wouldn't you have to actually have a set of balls to do that? That seems like an impossible task for you.

Set it, on "Heavy Load" there, Maytag. These balls have enough in them to power wash all the app filters on your AV pic and leave a nice glaze on top.

When the next all you can eat fish fry hitting the trailer park?

I don't know. You should ask your friend, Flynn. She knows all about fish fries and trailer parks.

Ok.

Lean your head next to your phone. No, put the phone by your ear for me.

"FLYNN, WHEN IS THE NEXT FISH FRY AT THE TRAILER PARK?"

How in the hell would a fat cow know about a fish fry in a trailer park??? Shouldn't I be out in a field somewhere eating grass and chewing my cud???? Now, I am reduced to a fish fry at a trailer park. Sorry, "I will take the pasture for 300 Alex".....

Carry on my wayward son?

I would say your a glutton for punishment but we will just stop at glutton and call it a day, k?

Ahhh yes, gluttonous. I am a glutton for your demise. Eventually, you will succumb to me. I will have you eating from my hooves and sucking the milk from my tits calling me "moo-ma". In due time dearest.....in due time.

Just don't sit on me with those mounds of human clay you call and ass and we will be good to go.

Ever wake up from laying on your stomach and your kids made a sandcastle out your ass that resembled an old school Chipotle?

Did your mommy take a rolling pin to those deflated balls of yours?? I thought she was making tortillas with them, at first. Explains why you have a spaghetti noodle for a dick. Must be a lot of bread/pasta eaters in your family. Speaking of, oh precious one.....why don't you grow some massive balls and post a pic of your spaghetti noodle so we can all refuse to eat pasta....ever again? You'd be doing @Countess a favor. She is actually trying to stay away from dicks...I mean...er...uh...."noodles" like yours. Carbs will kill ya, ya know?

Yeah, carbs will kill you, but trying to decipher that shit without a decoder ring from a box of cracker jack isn't doing anybody any favors, either.


good lord. whats yhe coincidence to the fact you drive second hand automobiles to go along with second hand posts? your like second hand smoke. you fill the fucking room, others breath that shit in, and in thr long run ppl die from being exposed to it.

whats your next trick, posting up a vagina pic? wait...

Yes!!!!!! At least I have the balls and gumption to do so. Where's that noodle at?? Lounging around in that pasta bowl you call underwear? Impotent much?

No, it's called "attention whore", but is more like

***ATTENTION GORE***
Since your splatter cabbage looks like an infected second degree burn.

Srsly, take your pic, and compare it to any working porn star that no offense, has surely seen more action then you.

One of those pussies is not like the others

My pussy pic has more ratings than your posts, alone. I guess this community likes the "gore". :rightON:

Your surrounded by hapless simps, wtf did you think would happen?

When I thirsty mother fucker been walking around for years without water, what do you think he's gonna go when he sees a bottle of fiji in front of him?

Notice I didn't like that pic.

Seen better

I'm certain you've seen your share of vaginas in your day. Did you notice how I didn't give a fuck about how YOU or anyone else for that matter DIDN'T like my vagina pic??? I didn't post it for the attention. I posted it to shut Flynn up for 5 seconds.....and guess what??? It worked!

A pic of your ass in a black thong will shut me up, js

Do the lord's work

 

[Succubus]

You mean like one of those prissy English "bitches" do when they hold their pinky finger out while drink their tea?? Sure.

No, as in teabagging your face into submission and giving you some sort of value as a person.

You've heard of #metoo, in this case you will be hashtagging #yesplease

Wouldn't you have to actually have a set of balls to do that? That seems like an impossible task for you.

Set it, on "Heavy Load" there, Maytag. These balls have enough in them to power wash all the app filters on your AV pic and leave a nice glaze on top.

When the next all you can eat fish fry hitting the trailer park?

I don't know. You should ask your friend, Flynn. She knows all about fish fries and trailer parks.

Ok.

Lean your head next to your phone. No, put the phone by your ear for me.

"FLYNN, WHEN IS THE NEXT FISH FRY AT THE TRAILER PARK?"

How in the hell would a fat cow know about a fish fry in a trailer park??? Shouldn't I be out in a field somewhere eating grass and chewing my cud???? Now, I am reduced to a fish fry at a trailer park. Sorry, "I will take the pasture for 300 Alex".....

Carry on my wayward son?

I would say your a glutton for punishment but we will just stop at glutton and call it a day, k?

Ahhh yes, gluttonous. I am a glutton for your demise. Eventually, you will succumb to me. I will have you eating from my hooves and sucking the milk from my tits calling me "moo-ma". In due time dearest.....in due time.

Just don't sit on me with those mounds of human clay you call and ass and we will be good to go.

Ever wake up from laying on your stomach and your kids made a sandcastle out your ass that resembled an old school Chipotle?

Did your mommy take a rolling pin to those deflated balls of yours?? I thought she was making tortillas with them, at first. Explains why you have a spaghetti noodle for a dick. Must be a lot of bread/pasta eaters in your family. Speaking of, oh precious one.....why don't you grow some massive balls and post a pic of your spaghetti noodle so we can all refuse to eat pasta....ever again? You'd be doing @Countess a favor. She is actually trying to stay away from dicks...I mean...er...uh...."noodles" like yours. Carbs will kill ya, ya know?

Yeah, carbs will kill you, but trying to decipher that shit without a decoder ring from a box of cracker jack isn't doing anybody any favors, either.


good lord. whats yhe coincidence to the fact you drive second hand automobiles to go along with second hand posts? your like second hand smoke. you fill the fucking room, others breath that shit in, and in thr long run ppl die from being exposed to it.

whats your next trick, posting up a vagina pic? wait...

Yes!!!!!! At least I have the balls and gumption to do so. Where's that noodle at?? Lounging around in that pasta bowl you call underwear? Impotent much?

No, it's called "attention whore", but is more like

***ATTENTION GORE***
Since your splatter cabbage looks like an infected second degree burn.

Srsly, take your pic, and compare it to any working porn star that no offense, has surely seen more action then you.

One of those pussies is not like the others

My pussy pic has more ratings than your posts, alone. I guess this community likes the "gore". :rightON:

Your surrounded by hapless simps, wtf did you think would happen?

When I thirsty mother fucker been walking around for years without water, what do you think he's gonna go when he sees a bottle of fiji in front of him?

Notice I didn't like that pic.

Seen better

I'm certain you've seen your share of vaginas in your day. Did you notice how I didn't give a fuck about how YOU or anyone else for that matter DIDN'T like my vagina pic??? I didn't post it for the attention. I posted it to shut Flynn up for 5 seconds.....and guess what??? It worked!

A pic of your ass in a black thong will shut me up, js

Do the lord's work

I'm not trying to get you to shut up. With you, it's just the opposite. :Grin3: :LMAO2:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is flynn still in central booking today?

The meth life is a hard life indeed.

 

[Master]

You mean like one of those prissy English "bitches" do when they hold their pinky finger out while drink their tea?? Sure.

No, as in teabagging your face into submission and giving you some sort of value as a person.

You've heard of #metoo, in this case you will be hashtagging #yesplease

Wouldn't you have to actually have a set of balls to do that? That seems like an impossible task for you.

Set it, on "Heavy Load" there, Maytag. These balls have enough in them to power wash all the app filters on your AV pic and leave a nice glaze on top.

When the next all you can eat fish fry hitting the trailer park?

I don't know. You should ask your friend, Flynn. She knows all about fish fries and trailer parks.

Ok.

Lean your head next to your phone. No, put the phone by your ear for me.

"FLYNN, WHEN IS THE NEXT FISH FRY AT THE TRAILER PARK?"

How in the hell would a fat cow know about a fish fry in a trailer park??? Shouldn't I be out in a field somewhere eating grass and chewing my cud???? Now, I am reduced to a fish fry at a trailer park. Sorry, "I will take the pasture for 300 Alex".....

Carry on my wayward son?

I would say your a glutton for punishment but we will just stop at glutton and call it a day, k?

Ahhh yes, gluttonous. I am a glutton for your demise. Eventually, you will succumb to me. I will have you eating from my hooves and sucking the milk from my tits calling me "moo-ma". In due time dearest.....in due time.

Just don't sit on me with those mounds of human clay you call and ass and we will be good to go.

Ever wake up from laying on your stomach and your kids made a sandcastle out your ass that resembled an old school Chipotle?

Did your mommy take a rolling pin to those deflated balls of yours?? I thought she was making tortillas with them, at first. Explains why you have a spaghetti noodle for a dick. Must be a lot of bread/pasta eaters in your family. Speaking of, oh precious one.....why don't you grow some massive balls and post a pic of your spaghetti noodle so we can all refuse to eat pasta....ever again? You'd be doing @Countess a favor. She is actually trying to stay away from dicks...I mean...er...uh...."noodles" like yours. Carbs will kill ya, ya know?

Yeah, carbs will kill you, but trying to decipher that shit without a decoder ring from a box of cracker jack isn't doing anybody any favors, either.


good lord. whats yhe coincidence to the fact you drive second hand automobiles to go along with second hand posts? your like second hand smoke. you fill the fucking room, others breath that shit in, and in thr long run ppl die from being exposed to it.

whats your next trick, posting up a vagina pic? wait...

Yes!!!!!! At least I have the balls and gumption to do so. Where's that noodle at?? Lounging around in that pasta bowl you call underwear? Impotent much?

No, it's called "attention whore", but is more like

***ATTENTION GORE***
Since your splatter cabbage looks like an infected second degree burn.

Srsly, take your pic, and compare it to any working porn star that no offense, has surely seen more action then you.

One of those pussies is not like the others

My pussy pic has more ratings than your posts, alone. I guess this community likes the "gore". :rightON:

Your surrounded by hapless simps, wtf did you think would happen?

When I thirsty mother fucker been walking around for years without water, what do you think he's gonna go when he sees a bottle of fiji in front of him?

Notice I didn't like that pic.

Seen better

I'm certain you've seen your share of vaginas in your day. Did you notice how I didn't give a fuck about how YOU or anyone else for that matter DIDN'T like my vagina pic??? I didn't post it for the attention. I posted it to shut Flynn up for 5 seconds.....and guess what??? It worked!

A pic of your ass in a black thong will shut me up, js

Do the lord's work

I'm not trying to get you to shut up. With you, it's just the opposite. :Grin3: :LMAO2:

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

That shower nozzle is gonna being doing double the work tonight once the cowboy bangs the triangle to get your attention....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

 

[Flynn]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Oh look, you bonded out.

Or is it that jail officials let you out because they couldn't stand the smell anymore and you turn water to steam upon contact?

 

[The Cuntess]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

 

[Master]

Hey Flynn, stay under one nic already and stop using the Holigay one.


Thanx

 

[Flynn]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

Really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111122233333444444555566667788999

Did this fucktard really call someone else, "tiny?"

 

[Succubus]

You mean like one of those prissy English "bitches" do when they hold their pinky finger out while drink their tea?? Sure.

No, as in teabagging your face into submission and giving you some sort of value as a person.

You've heard of #metoo, in this case you will be hashtagging #yesplease

Wouldn't you have to actually have a set of balls to do that? That seems like an impossible task for you.

Set it, on "Heavy Load" there, Maytag. These balls have enough in them to power wash all the app filters on your AV pic and leave a nice glaze on top.

When the next all you can eat fish fry hitting the trailer park?

I don't know. You should ask your friend, Flynn. She knows all about fish fries and trailer parks.

Ok.

Lean your head next to your phone. No, put the phone by your ear for me.

"FLYNN, WHEN IS THE NEXT FISH FRY AT THE TRAILER PARK?"

How in the hell would a fat cow know about a fish fry in a trailer park??? Shouldn't I be out in a field somewhere eating grass and chewing my cud???? Now, I am reduced to a fish fry at a trailer park. Sorry, "I will take the pasture for 300 Alex".....

Carry on my wayward son?

I would say your a glutton for punishment but we will just stop at glutton and call it a day, k?

Ahhh yes, gluttonous. I am a glutton for your demise. Eventually, you will succumb to me. I will have you eating from my hooves and sucking the milk from my tits calling me "moo-ma". In due time dearest.....in due time.

Just don't sit on me with those mounds of human clay you call and ass and we will be good to go.

Ever wake up from laying on your stomach and your kids made a sandcastle out your ass that resembled an old school Chipotle?

Did your mommy take a rolling pin to those deflated balls of yours?? I thought she was making tortillas with them, at first. Explains why you have a spaghetti noodle for a dick. Must be a lot of bread/pasta eaters in your family. Speaking of, oh precious one.....why don't you grow some massive balls and post a pic of your spaghetti noodle so we can all refuse to eat pasta....ever again? You'd be doing @Countess a favor. She is actually trying to stay away from dicks...I mean...er...uh...."noodles" like yours. Carbs will kill ya, ya know?

Yeah, carbs will kill you, but trying to decipher that shit without a decoder ring from a box of cracker jack isn't doing anybody any favors, either.


good lord. whats yhe coincidence to the fact you drive second hand automobiles to go along with second hand posts? your like second hand smoke. you fill the fucking room, others breath that shit in, and in thr long run ppl die from being exposed to it.

whats your next trick, posting up a vagina pic? wait...

Yes!!!!!! At least I have the balls and gumption to do so. Where's that noodle at?? Lounging around in that pasta bowl you call underwear? Impotent much?

No, it's called "attention whore", but is more like

***ATTENTION GORE***
Since your splatter cabbage looks like an infected second degree burn.

Srsly, take your pic, and compare it to any working porn star that no offense, has surely seen more action then you.

One of those pussies is not like the others

My pussy pic has more ratings than your posts, alone. I guess this community likes the "gore". :rightON:

Your surrounded by hapless simps, wtf did you think would happen?

When I thirsty mother fucker been walking around for years without water, what do you think he's gonna go when he sees a bottle of fiji in front of him?

Notice I didn't like that pic.

Seen better

I'm certain you've seen your share of vaginas in your day. Did you notice how I didn't give a fuck about how YOU or anyone else for that matter DIDN'T like my vagina pic??? I didn't post it for the attention. I posted it to shut Flynn up for 5 seconds.....and guess what??? It worked!

A pic of your ass in a black thong will shut me up, js

Do the lord's work

I'm not trying to get you to shut up. With you, it's just the opposite. :Grin3: :LMAO2:

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

That shower nozzle is gonna being doing double the work tonight once the cowboy bangs the triangle to get your attention....

Last time I even come close to sucking the likes of you off is when I ate a plate full of Spaghetti.

 

[Master]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

Said nobody but you....

How many filters did you use on that pic tho?

Enough to cover a pack of cigarettes?

 

[The Cuntess]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

Said nobody but you....

How many filters did you use on that pic tho?

Enough to cover a pack of cigarettes?

None! That was before filters became popular lol

 

[Master]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

Really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111122233333444444555566667788999

Did this fucktard really call someone else, "tiny?"

Peggy is like the midget version of the Village people.

If he ain't on stilts to make the "Y" nobody is gonna notice.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

Really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111122233333444444555566667788999

Did this fucktard really call someone else, "tiny?"

I did.

Don't go swallowing your tongue over the matter now. THere's no telling where that thing has been.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You mean like one of those prissy English "bitches" do when they hold their pinky finger out while drink their tea?? Sure.

No, as in teabagging your face into submission and giving you some sort of value as a person.

You've heard of #metoo, in this case you will be hashtagging #yesplease

Wouldn't you have to actually have a set of balls to do that? That seems like an impossible task for you.

Set it, on "Heavy Load" there, Maytag. These balls have enough in them to power wash all the app filters on your AV pic and leave a nice glaze on top.

When the next all you can eat fish fry hitting the trailer park?

I don't know. You should ask your friend, Flynn. She knows all about fish fries and trailer parks.

Ok.

Lean your head next to your phone. No, put the phone by your ear for me.

"FLYNN, WHEN IS THE NEXT FISH FRY AT THE TRAILER PARK?"

How in the hell would a fat cow know about a fish fry in a trailer park??? Shouldn't I be out in a field somewhere eating grass and chewing my cud???? Now, I am reduced to a fish fry at a trailer park. Sorry, "I will take the pasture for 300 Alex".....

Carry on my wayward son?

I would say your a glutton for punishment but we will just stop at glutton and call it a day, k?

Ahhh yes, gluttonous. I am a glutton for your demise. Eventually, you will succumb to me. I will have you eating from my hooves and sucking the milk from my tits calling me "moo-ma". In due time dearest.....in due time.

Just don't sit on me with those mounds of human clay you call and ass and we will be good to go.

Ever wake up from laying on your stomach and your kids made a sandcastle out your ass that resembled an old school Chipotle?

Did your mommy take a rolling pin to those deflated balls of yours?? I thought she was making tortillas with them, at first. Explains why you have a spaghetti noodle for a dick. Must be a lot of bread/pasta eaters in your family. Speaking of, oh precious one.....why don't you grow some massive balls and post a pic of your spaghetti noodle so we can all refuse to eat pasta....ever again? You'd be doing @Countess a favor. She is actually trying to stay away from dicks...I mean...er...uh...."noodles" like yours. Carbs will kill ya, ya know?

Yeah, carbs will kill you, but trying to decipher that shit without a decoder ring from a box of cracker jack isn't doing anybody any favors, either.


good lord. whats yhe coincidence to the fact you drive second hand automobiles to go along with second hand posts? your like second hand smoke. you fill the fucking room, others breath that shit in, and in thr long run ppl die from being exposed to it.

whats your next trick, posting up a vagina pic? wait...

Yes!!!!!! At least I have the balls and gumption to do so. Where's that noodle at?? Lounging around in that pasta bowl you call underwear? Impotent much?

No, it's called "attention whore", but is more like

***ATTENTION GORE***
Since your splatter cabbage looks like an infected second degree burn.

Srsly, take your pic, and compare it to any working porn star that no offense, has surely seen more action then you.

One of those pussies is not like the others

My pussy pic has more ratings than your posts, alone. I guess this community likes the "gore". :rightON:

Your surrounded by hapless simps, wtf did you think would happen?

When I thirsty mother fucker been walking around for years without water, what do you think he's gonna go when he sees a bottle of fiji in front of him?

Notice I didn't like that pic.

Seen better

I'm certain you've seen your share of vaginas in your day. Did you notice how I didn't give a fuck about how YOU or anyone else for that matter DIDN'T like my vagina pic??? I didn't post it for the attention. I posted it to shut Flynn up for 5 seconds.....and guess what??? It worked!

A pic of your ass in a black thong will shut me up, js

Do the lord's work

I'm not trying to get you to shut up. With you, it's just the opposite. :Grin3: :LMAO2:

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

That shower nozzle is gonna being doing double the work tonight once the cowboy bangs the triangle to get your attention....

Last time I even come close to sucking the likes of you off is when I ate a plate full of Spaghetti.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Master]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

Said nobody but you....

How many filters did you use on that pic tho?

Enough to cover a pack of cigarettes?

None! That was before filters became popular lol

Now you can't use that as an excuse, dumbass.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

Really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111122233333444444555566667788999

Did this fucktard really call someone else, "tiny?"

Peggy is like the midget version of the Village people.

If he ain't on stilts to make the "Y" nobody is gonna notice.

what's that spazzanova you can't handle this heat?

Yeah that's what I thought needle nerf.

 

[Master]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

Really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111122233333444444555566667788999

Did this fucktard really call someone else, "tiny?"

Peggy is like the midget version of the Village people.

If he ain't on stilts to make the "Y" nobody is gonna notice.

what's that spazzanova you can't handle this heat?

Yeah that's what I thought needle nerf.

Did you fart in your hand and hold it up to your android?

 

[Flynn]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Oh look, you bonded out.

Or is it that jail officials let you out because they couldn't stand the smell anymore and you turn water to steam upon contact?

Go lather on more Old Spice, then you might at least smell like an old man, rather than just sounding and looking like one.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

Really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111122233333444444555566667788999

Did this fucktard really call someone else, "tiny?"

Peggy is like the midget version of the Village people.

If he ain't on stilts to make the "Y" nobody is gonna notice.

what's that spazzanova you can't handle this heat?

Yeah that's what I thought needle nerf.

Did you fart in your hand and hold it up to your android?

Didn't take long to get you to backtrack eh Tiny Tess? :LMAO2:

pwned

 

[Succubus]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Oh look, you bonded out.

Or is it that jail officials let you out because they couldn't stand the smell anymore and you turn water to steam upon contact?

Go lather on more Old Spice, then you might at least smell like an old man, rather than just sounding and looking like one.

Old spice? Only welfare recipients would even mention such a thing.

 

[Flynn]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

You sure about that?

You look like what a Disney cartoonist came up with, while tripping on acid.