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He is mostly a good cat but he has some bad habits. Around 5am each morning he wakes up, is hungry (despite there being a full bowl of cat food, mind you, but he wants fresh food and not old food from the night before). So he has learned that if he starts scratching then people will wake up even if to tell him no. So he will scratch the side of the bed, he will scratch the carpet, peoplr will wake up to tell him no as he is meowing all the time,, he will do what ever it takes to get what ever he wants. Namely, fresh canned food mixed with meow mix.
Now, I dislike being woken up at 5am so I will shout telling the kitty to stop. This will work for five minutes then the cat will start scratching shit again so I will threaten the cat that if I catch him I will take a giant shit on top of his head. The youngest heard this and now he is indignate that I am some how abusing his pet cat.
Darn it, boy, if I actually took a shit upon your cat then you would know it. He would especially know it.
Now, I dislike being woken up at 5am so I will shout telling the kitty to stop. This will work for five minutes then the cat will start scratching shit again so I will threaten the cat that if I catch him I will take a giant shit on top of his head. The youngest heard this and now he is indignate that I am some how abusing his pet cat.
Darn it, boy, if I actually took a shit upon your cat then you would know it. He would especially know it.
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