They made a movie...

[Jack]

LOL someone got totally triggered in this thread.

Made me smile bigly.

 

[X]

Oh!
The newest member of the Lily fucked my ass so hard I’m gonna incessantly cry for years about it LOL.

 

[X]

Hmmm l, fat! Or over 70 ???

 

[Jack]

Oh!
The newest member of the Lily fucked my ass so hard I’m gonna incessantly cry for years about it LOL.

You are? I thought you two were good?

And I dumped her.

 

[X]

You are? I thought you two were good?

And I dumped her.

Huh?

I heard you can sniff an ass and know what a fella ate 3 breakfasts ago

 

[Jack]

Huh?

I heard you can sniff an ass and know what a fella ate 3 breakfasts ago

I heard you can sniff a cock and predict the future in the drippings between your teeth afterwards.

 

[X]

I heard you can sniff a cock and predict the future in the drippings between your teeth afterwards.

What a sad old fucker you are, and to think I was gonna fuck your decrepit wife

 

[X]

I can’t JACK, you’re too much of an ass kisser for me to get along with.. a constant bore, a constant reminder not to loGG in because it’s moar of the same old ass kissing poaster after poaster .. I’ve been watching you for a week, a needy fucking cunt

 

[X]

Btw what’s the weather today?

 

[Jack]

What a sad old fucker you are, and to think I was gonna fuck your decrepit wife

Get over yourself.

Also, stop fucking your cats, it's disgusting.

 

[Jack]

I can’t JACK, you’re too much of an ass kisser for me to get along with.. a constant bore, a constant reminder not to loGG in because it’s moar of the same old ass kissing poaster after poaster .. I’ve been watching you for a week, a needy fucking cunt

Shut up already, fucking whiner crybaby. No one gives a fuck.

 

[X]

Shut up already, fucking whiner crybaby.

No, you can not suck my cock, such a faggot

 

[Jack]

No, you can not suck my cock, such a faggot

Who cares? No one listens to you anyway, crybaby.

 

[Lily]

Huh?

I heard you can sniff an ass and know what a fella ate 3 breakfasts ago

He thinks using my picture as an avatar offends me.

What a schmuck.

 

[X]

He thinks using my picture as an avatar offends me.

What a schmuck.

I’d like to see the sausage fingered fucker LOL he’d NEVER dare, imagine being an old goof with nothing but this place all day everyday
Wasn’t he supposed to like be on vacay this entire summer with like not enough days to achieve it LOL. @The Prowler wasn’t this the case

 

[X]

@Jack at least your back to fuck youing me LOL
I’ve gotta admit I was never comfortable with you liking or laughing at my poasts always felt like you were tryna finger my ass

 

[X]

He thinks using my picture as an avatar offends me.

What a schmuck.

Use his wife’s sausage fingers LOL

 

[Lily]

I’d like to see the sausage fingered fucker LOL he’d NEVER dare, imagine being an old goof with nothing but this place all day everyday
Wasn’t he supposed to like be on vacay this entire summer with like not enough days to achieve it LOL. @The Prowler wasn’t this the case

Something like that. He must forget what he posts. He said he was going to be gone most of last weekend.

Why not just keep his stupid pie hole shut?

 

[X]

Something like that. He must forget what he posts. He said he was going to be gone most of last weekend.

Why not just keep his stupid pie hole shut?

Problem is someone’s always prying it open with a cock LOL

 

[Lily]

@Jack at least your back to fuck youing me LOL
I’ve gotta admit I was never comfortable with you liking or laughing at my poasts always felt like you were tryna finger my ass

I've never seen anyone like him before. We've all seen ass kissers, but Jack is at an elite level...he sucks their innards out.

 

[Jack]

I've never seen anyone like him before. We've all seen ass kissers, but Jack is at an elite level...he sucks their innards out.

Best part? idgaf.

 

[X]

I've never seen anyone like him before. We've all seen ass kissers, but Jack is at an elite level...he sucks their innards out.

HA HA HA HA

Is that a balloon knot in your mouth sir LOL

 

[Jack]

HA HA HA HA

Is that a balloon knot in your mouth sir LOL

You like being fisted by Cow I see. No one listens to you.

HA HA HA HA

 

[X]

Best part? idgaf.

Obviously, which makes it even more of a spectacle LMFAO. it’s like you’re to stupid to notice and where most people correct themselves you choose to be this innard sucking vermin LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Jack]

Obviously, which makes it even more of a spectacle LMFAO. it’s like you’re to stupid to notice and where most people correct themselves you choose to be this innard sucking vermin LOLOLOLOLOL

Says the spectacle no one listens to. At least you got Cow sucking it.

HA HA HA HA

 

[X]

And the fuck you’s. ….
Thank you for your service you old dumb fuck BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[Jack]

And the fuck you’s. ….
Thank you for your service you old dumb fuck BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Need some tissues? Your shirt is soaked from your tears. Please cry more.

HA HA HA HA

 

[X]

You like being fisted by Cow I see. No one listens to you.

HA HA HA HA

Cool story LOL
Look @Lily hes so jelly

 

[Lily]

HA HA HA HA

Is that a balloon knot in your mouth sir LOL

I don't often feel embarassed for others, but damn...he's an exceptional ass kisser. Sincerely, never met anyone quite this bad before. Not even in real life on the job.

 

[Jack]

Cool story LOL
Look @Lily hes so jelly

More tissues? Fun to see you both crying.

HA HA HA HA