Things we see in upper boards but cant be honest

[Frood]

 

[Fredricka]

Get real Fred. I’m only 6 thousand miles away. Just have another sausage roll, or 5

Who was talking to you seamong? Get over yourself, attention whore

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ouuuuch. That one is a gut punch.

 

[Fredricka]

Its poor food for tin miners, think Appalachian types. They may have tarted it up a bit but its basic bitch stuff. You know by reading her posts she is manic and probably scruffy and unkept, the type who wipes her nose on her sleeve.

They're for a better class of people than you. Don't forget to post your dinner tonight, face ache, I need more fodder for this thread, ta

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

They're for a better class of people than you. Don't forget to post your dinner tonight, face ache, I need more fodder for this thread, ta

I wasn't talking to you gimpy and it really isn't for better anything. i'm top tier.

 

[Fredricka]

I wasn't talking to you gimpy and it really isn't for better anything. i'm top tier.

So? You were talking about me and pastys, we're both icons and you're basement tier, get used to it. Anyway, isn't it past your old biddy bedtime? Goodnight me old dear

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

So? You were talking about me and pastys, we're both icons and you're basement tier, get used to it. Anyway, isn't it past your old biddy bedtime? Goodnight me old dear

I m up at 5am, I average 6 hours sleep or less a night and have the blood pressure of a teenager. I have better things to do, everything else is classified.

 

[Fredricka]

I m up at 5am, I average 6 hours sleep or less a night and have the blood pressure of a teenager. I have better things to do, everything else is classified.

Classified! This guy thinks he's James bond when he's nothing more than a lowly lorry driver

 

[Frood]

Classified! This guy thinks he's James bond when he's nothing more than a lowly lorry driver

Better than a donkey and cart, Broomhilda...

 

[Fredricka]

Better than a donkey and cart

Thanks for that, captain cockrot. Only Seamajor did not know this

 

[Frood]

Thanks for that, captain cockrot. Only Seamajor did not know this

He doesn't know about your mode of transportation?

 

[Fredricka]

He doesn't know about your mode of transportation?

Dont ask stupid questions, Seamajor doesn't know anything ever

 

[Seamajor]

Classified! This guy thinks he's James bond when he's nothing more than a lowly lorry driver

You’re losing ground chubby. You knew this tho

 

[Seamajor]

He doesn't know about your mode of transportation?

A beefy tricycle?

 

[Fredricka]

You’re losing ground chubby. You knew this tho

Explain in your best clear English how I'm losing ground

 

[Seamajor]

Explain in your best clear English how I'm losing ground

Take the sausage roll outta your beak and read it again

 

[Fredricka]

Take the sausage roll outta your beak and read it again

Why? It won't explain how I'm losing ground if I read it again. Face it, you're talking shit again

 

[Seamajor]

Why? It won't explain how I'm losing ground if I read it again. Face it, you're talking shit again

To you. 100%

 

[Fredricka]

To you. 100%

So you can't explain and you admit you just post pure mumbo jumbo. Got it

 

[Seamajor]

So you can't explain and you admit you just post pure mumbo jumbo. Got it

You respond nicely. You’re catching on

 

[The Cuntess]

Not the fucking cockeye cat

 

[Seamajor]

Not the fucking cockeye cat

The 300 pounder hon

 

[Fredricka]

You respond nicely. You’re catching on

That's generally what happens on a message board, people will respond shocker

 

[Seamajor]

That's generally what happens on a message board, people will respond shocker

In English this time

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That's generally what happens on a message board, people will respond shocker

Slopey has never gotten beyond the most basic of basics. ;)

 

[Fredricka]

Slopey has never gotten beyond the most basic of basics. ;)

It doesnt help that he can't understand English

 

[The Cuntess]

The 300 pounder hon

Dude, you bonked your cats eyes out. Stfu perv

 

[Seamajor]

Dude, you bonked your cats eyes out. Stfu perv

Hardly Tractor Ass. I’d like to hear your story, when you banged a 300 pounder. Were you practicing for Fatso Trump?

 

[Frood]

I prefer to look at Seamajor not as a deranged and mentally retarded geriatric cat buggerer but as a kind and charitable philanthropist willing to drop his pants at a moments notice and reverse the naturally occuring bungeye afflictions of cats, pets, and kittens....

It's like when a parent threatens to slap the stupid out of a kid....when, inversely, excessive slapping can give the kid the stupids....

Seaboobs is no different..... Seaboob bungeye fucketh; Seaboob bungeye unfucketh....

Seaboob fucketh bungeyed fawns, calves, kits, mobs, litters,, packs, murders, kids (baby goats).

He really loves kids (baby goats).....

 

[Fredricka]

Come back frood in pain and can barely see, all is forgiven