Things we see in upper boards but cant be honest

I see Seamajors looking at alticus' porn thread, i hope he survives. Imagine the people who find his body amid alts porno ladies moaning away
 
Do you jog, ride a bike, walk? Something tell me, you do not
I've told you before about this. You don't retain information and I'm not going to keep repeating myself. Search your memory for answers
 
I had to help cookie keep his own cooking with cookie thread on theme today, poor guy needs so much guidance, I want carers allowance for the help I give