This goes out to all you fuckfaces.

[Dove]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

 

[Frood]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

He can only do out of context word flows.

"I see what the sea says as a soothsayer but the bimini can't shade the sharding of muppets"
Et cetera....

 

[Murdy]

Thirst trap?

Like a Gatorade stand?

I THINK it means a profile where a woman is posting tons of sexy selfies.

Thirst is slang for horny.

you’re correct

it originated on IG and generally received the response fire icon

thirst means she wants attention... which translates to cock

 

[Dove]

Hello Countess, you are right about Shia. Keep being gay, please.

I give two shits about him being Jewish. He played a fine ass Mexican in that movie.

I can be a fine ass Mexican too. Wanna meAT? your hubby can pay to watch...:) I mean I meant something totally different and forgot. Don't your man about our indiscretions and shit. Maybe tell him about it as you find out you are preggo with our kid?!?!? YEAH you is such a cool Countess. I'll send you monies from what I make on my gofundme account as OUR I mean my grandmother your steppedness Woman is dying of the COVID and will lose all but she put me in the will so WE got it made. Just one baby...your hubby will accept this in time. I can throw a few bucks his way too

I care about so much and wanna have a great kid together. WE can make this kid the next President:)

You just wanna throw it in the oven:facepalm:

I really need to take that basement dweller off ignore...I thought you were talking to me? :LOL1:

I am the father. Not YOU. Back off the Countess. I am the father right? Oh fuck if he is I will never ever forgive this BITCH. Oops. Didn't mean that

What time is it your side? It’s way too early for me to make sense of what you just said!

You talking to me? or someone else? this shit is so fucked up. If me its like 6 :26 pm on the 17th maan and you ain't talking to me FUCK OFF! LET ME be in peace I've been drinking almost 2 days now

Oh don't I hate you? FUCK OFF with quoting me. Let us have peace already man

Well it’s Friday morning here and way too early for a drink. Don’t overdo it or your liver won’t have time to repair itself, no matter how forgiving and resilient it may seem.

What? so you are talking me now?? Please I need God now to make sense of this thread. dude DUDE its never too early to drink. Almost 48 hrs straight for me. Oh I don't ever overdo it but I am in a weird somewhat psycho depressed state right now so BACK OFF my booze. My liver is FINE BITCH...just been getting chest pains lately but if its my heart that gives out FINE BY Me. Thanks for caring for a change though:)

Excessive drinking also causes heart disease. Go for a cardiogram at your nearest cardiologist and they will put you through a stress test. It’s worth knowing what underlying issues you may have before it’s too late. See...I do care. Fuckwit.

Fuck! I hate when you are so helpful and shit. Stop being this way. Get drunk dude. Thanks I think. Fuck regretting that thanks already....

P.S. I did have something hateful to say and I forgot it quick. You are so lucky right now:)

I only binge-drink from time to time thank fuck. Last week I was so drunk that I fell backwards whilst trying to piss standing up, and ended up landing in the kitty litter tray and whacking the back of my head on the tiled floor. My head is still bruised...

I know how that feels man, usually go on a damage limitation spree and try and excuse my actions, either that or I get the board fear coz I know I've said shit that I'll be like "oh fuck man" :LOL1:

Murd and I have broke the internet a couple times drunk posting.

Itll happen here sooner than later lol

not to mention when you park us within social distanced with a bottle of rum aka dirty pirate hooker juice

I mean.....I'm only 5 feet. So even after the rum is gone and I'm sitting on your face, we would still be violating CDC guidelines.

I guess we can find out "how far left IS murd after all?"

:LOL1:

 

[Dove]

Thirst trap?

Like a Gatorade stand?

I THINK it means a profile where a woman is posting tons of sexy selfies.

Thirst is slang for horny.

you’re correct

it originated on IG and generally received the response fire icon

thirst means she wants attention... which translates to cock

I was thinking it was either that.....or the place boners go to die. Like anywhere Casket is.

 

[Murdy]

Thirst trap?

Like a Gatorade stand?

I THINK it means a profile where a woman is posting tons of sexy selfies.

Thirst is slang for horny.

you’re correct

it originated on IG and generally received the response fire icon

thirst means she wants attention... which translates to cock

I was thinking it was either that.....or the place boners go to die. Like anywhere Casket is.

If you text a guy more than 20x and he leaves you on read and you keep texting... you’re a thirsty ass trick

 

[Frood]

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

 

[Dove]

Truth!

 

[Breakfall]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out yet?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Oh please... lotusdirtycrotch barely managed to earn minimum wage for most of her adult life

People with high IQs don't end up that way

why you think she's so bitter

 

[Frood]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out yet?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Oh please... lotusdirtycrotch barely managed to earn minimum wage for most of her adult life

People with high IQs don't end up that way

why you think she's so bitter

Genital warts and maybe herpes?

 

[Breakfall]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out yet?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Oh please... lotusdirtycrotch barely managed to earn minimum wage for most of her adult life

People with high IQs don't end up that way

why you think she's so bitter

I think it’s because her balls are bigger than her better-half’s!!! :LOL1:

 

[Frood]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out yet?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Oh please... lotusdirtycrotch barely managed to earn minimum wage for most of her adult life

People with high IQs don't end up that way

why you think she's so bitter

I think it’s because her balls are bigger than her better-half’s!!! :LOL1:

Or her genital warts...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out yet?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Oh please... lotusdirtycrotch barely managed to earn minimum wage for most of her adult life

People with high IQs don't end up that way

why you think she's so bitter

I think it’s because her balls are bigger than her better-half’s!!! :LOL1:

Her balls used to belong to her better half

 

[Murdy]

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

I approve of this post... it has fuckboy energy.

 

[Dove]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Blandscape is cool.

He has his style and it's more sophisticated that it looks. He is actually pretty funny.

But I get what you mean about him....because he CAN get kinda...mmmm....intense about it.

He really is one of a kind though. We like to kick him around because he was parroting out leftist media narratives....but he really is pretty cool.

I dont mind getting ripped on by him. He is an aquired taste, though.

 

[Frood]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Blandscape is cool.

He has his style and it's more sophisticated that it looks. He is actually pretty funny.

But I get what you mean about him....because he CAN get kinda...mmmm....intense about it.

He really is one of a kind though. We like to kick him around because he was parroting out leftist media narratives....but he really is pretty cool.

I dont mind getting ripped on by him. He is an aquired taste, though.

He dangles his across the pond existence to hoodwink so many...

 

[Murdy]

I was reading blunt force trammadol last night... he is a good read.

 

[Frood]

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

I approve of this post... it has fuckboy energy.

I'm too old for fuckboy level excursions.

I'm more keep the drinks coming and don't overcook my steak energy.

 

[Dove]

But fucking Peechode is an absolute trainwreck. On and offline.

He is exactly the way he posts. Narcissistic, spazzy and delusional wackjob.

 

[Frood]

I was reading blunt force trammadol last night... he is a good read.

I find his angle wholly unsatisfactory for holding interest but he is a good strategist in one sense....

 

[Murdy]

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

I approve of this post... it has fuckboy energy.

I'm too old for fuckboy level excursions.

I'm more keep the drinks coming and don't overcook my steak energy.

I prefer to open the door in a kimono and a thong and send you home in an Uber


That I cancel mid ride :sneaky1:

 

[Frood]

But fucking Peechode is an absolute trainwreck. On and offline.

He is exactly the way he posts. Narcissistic, spazzy and delusional wackjob.

He's always been on the general level with me.

 

[Murdy]

But fucking Peechode is an absolute trainwreck. On and offline.

He is exactly the way he posts. Narcissistic, spazzy and delusional wackjob.

his sext typos are public execution worthy

 

[Frood]

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

I approve of this post... it has fuckboy energy.

I'm too old for fuckboy level excursions.

I'm more keep the drinks coming and don't overcook my steak energy.

I prefer to open the door in a kimono and a thong and send you home in an Uber


That I cancel mid ride :sneaky1:

I don't take public transport...so, likely not my scene...

 

[Breakfall]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Blandscape is cool.

He has his style and it's more sophisticated that it looks. He is actually pretty funny.

But I get what you mean about him....because he CAN get kinda...mmmm....intense about it.

He really is one of a kind though. We like to kick him around because he was parroting out leftist media narratives....but he really is pretty cool.

I dont mind getting ripped on by him. He is an aquired taste, though.

I invited him over here to have a troll-off. But he seems to just prefer a quick dig out of my time frame, and then he scuttles away quickly. I told him that he reminds me of a little chihuahua, all bark and no bite. It’s harder to fight him on his turf because of the layout and tight script. I need stronger magnification to not make continual typo’s...and then it’s “Bawhawhaw...Brainfart can’t spell for shit the dumb fuck!”.
:LOL2:

 

[Dove]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Blandscape is cool.

He has his style and it's more sophisticated that it looks. He is actually pretty funny.

But I get what you mean about him....because he CAN get kinda...mmmm....intense about it.

He really is one of a kind though. We like to kick him around because he was parroting out leftist media narratives....but he really is pretty cool.

I dont mind getting ripped on by him. He is an aquired taste, though.

I invited him over here to have a troll-off. But he seems to just prefer a quick dig out of my time frame, and then he scuttles away quickly. I told him that he reminds me of a little chihuahua, all bark and no bite. It’s harder to fight him on his turf because of the layout and tight script. I need stronger magnification to not make continual typo’s...and then it’s “Bawhawhaw...Brainfart can’t spell for shit the dumb fuck!”.
:LOL2:

He very well could be put off because of this latest outbreak of Dovid 19.

It's been slowly killing forums for over a year and we still dont have a vaccine.

This place seems to have a good immunity....though high risk people may be spooked of exposure.

 

[Murdy]

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

I approve of this post... it has fuckboy energy.

I'm too old for fuckboy level excursions.

I'm more keep the drinks coming and don't overcook my steak energy.

I prefer to open the door in a kimono and a thong and send you home in an Uber


That I cancel mid ride :sneaky1:

I don't take public transport...so, likely not my scene...

you’re a little t

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

I approve of this post... it has fuckboy energy.

I'm too old for fuckboy level excursions.

I'm more keep the drinks coming and don't overcook my steak energy.

I prefer to open the door in a kimono and a thong and send you home in an Uber


That I cancel mid ride :sneaky1:

I don't take public transport...so, likely not my scene...

I’ll excuse myself to the ladies room and start screaming in terror until you excuse yourself like a gentleman then.

 

[Breakfall]

Now see these bitches are flamers... rugged and raw right to the point and funny as fuck

not like this Super Chimpanzee fuckwad that comes around daily to drool all over the place about things people dont care about

It’s his unnecessary jargon that gets to me. Him and those other idiots like Blunderscape aka Blunt Dick Truffle, always using jargon completely out of context too.
:Dazed:

Because they are tryhards that take the boards WAY too seriously.

Totally...without a doubt. They haven’t the knack to be lovable trolls. Conversing with anyone should be a natural progression, not some verbal dysfunctional word-off. I just gloss over that shit. Some of the funniest trolls I’ve ever met are almost dyslexic. To me it’s always been about presentation.

And then you have the likes of Lotusbutt trying to tell everyone on a daily basis how bright she is. It’s like, “lady, if you’re so bright, how come you haven’t worked it out?” But I digress...
:LOL1:

Blandscape is cool.

He has his style and it's more sophisticated that it looks. He is actually pretty funny.

But I get what you mean about him....because he CAN get kinda...mmmm....intense about it.

He really is one of a kind though. We like to kick him around because he was parroting out leftist media narratives....but he really is pretty cool.

I dont mind getting ripped on by him. He is an aquired taste, though.

I invited him over here to have a troll-off. But he seems to just prefer a quick dig out of my time frame, and then he scuttles away quickly. I told him that he reminds me of a little chihuahua, all bark and no bite. It’s harder to fight him on his turf because of the layout and tight script. I need stronger magnification to not make continual typo’s...and then it’s “Bawhawhaw...Brainfart can’t spell for shit the dumb fuck!”.
:LOL2:

He very well could be put off because of this latest outbreak of Dovid 19.

It's been slowly killing forums for over a year and we still dont have a vaccine.

This place seems to have a good immunity....though high risk people may be spooked of exposure.

That shit must be tiring. It just makes one really not want to post. But that’s what I’ve been saying all along, trolling on our type of forum boards should never get so personal and nasty and then rinse and repeat. It’s fucking tasteless humour to say the least.

 

[Frood]

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

I approve of this post... it has fuckboy energy.

I'm too old for fuckboy level excursions.

I'm more keep the drinks coming and don't overcook my steak energy.

I prefer to open the door in a kimono and a thong and send you home in an Uber


That I cancel mid ride :sneaky1:

I don't take public transport...so, likely not my scene...

you’re a little t

Women are almost always the thirsty ones.

Nothing more assured than abruptly ending contact with one and watching them have a biological meltdown.

...doesn't matter their status or attractiveness. Once you irritate the princess complex, they're yours.

I approve of this post... it has fuckboy energy.

I'm too old for fuckboy level excursions.

I'm more keep the drinks coming and don't overcook my steak energy.

I prefer to open the door in a kimono and a thong and send you home in an Uber


That I cancel mid ride :sneaky1:

I don't take public transport...so, likely not my scene...

I’ll excuse myself to the ladies room and start screaming in terror until you excuse yourself like a gentleman then.

That's how I've ever felt about putting myself in a grimy bacteria and virus infested mode of conveyance for a number of decades.... but to each their own....