Pro tip: no one lie to Flyn on the internet. When it demands personal info about your junk.....you better be forthcoming and truthful, lest it mercilessly "owns" you by having a spam fest meltdown over your cruel and mean liiieesss.
Oh yeah, don't like to her. She's like Santa Clause only less human and healthy looking...
she knows when you been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
Man you better tell the truth 100 percent when this cretin demands it.
Because if it finds out you've been less than completely honest and transparent right out on the public board......your ass is owned AS FUCK.
AssFlynt will catch that shit and proceed to utterly humiliate you too net death by all cap posting it. Not once. Not twice. But THRICE. In every thread. There is NO escape.
One time I lied to Flyn and it caught on....it fucking owned me so hard on the innerwebz... fuck I was so embarrassed I couldnt even turn any etricks for a full week. I almost suicided.
Learn from my example. Dont do it. It's not worth your whole elife.