This goes out to all you fuckfaces.

[Half Dead Cat]

the bathroom in my house is absolutely disgusting

I have to burrow holes in Poofer's sheetless mattress just to take a shit

 

[Whomever]

If you are not the principal authority in your life and this sabotages your romantic opportunities, you might be DorianGay.

 

[Flynn]

I wonder what DorianGay is doing to reverse his impotence. Perhaps he takes supplements for his libido. Perhaps they do not work and he is resentful toward partners.

Dear, he cannot even afford his own bus ticket.

Lulz.

That's fucking rich from someone that got evicted 4 times in a year. One of those times being Christmas.

Fucking idiot.

You confusing me with poofturd now? Haha.

When I back ground checked that fat psycho fuck I got a few pics of the absolute hovels he got evicted from.

Let's just say.....I understand the need lulz.

Will your client be further window licking my marriage?

Sure. You. Did. Why stop there you fucking pathological liar? Even fucking Flea told you not to call Kevin's baby momma. But you did it anyway.

Tell me Dovey, can you post that picture where you have a child's Nintendo Switch hovering over a toilet at the cheap motel you were staying at when you got evicted.

Lulz.

 

[Half Dead Cat]

And the entire living room is carpeted with all the dirty kitty litter from all the other poor cats that died in that house before me.

Don't let me die alone here please

 

[Whomever]

Is this anyone's cat?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Would someone call an animal care hotline please?

Poofer's cat is so desperate it actually wisked it's way through several species of mammal just to log on and get this message to us

It's obviously under duress at the moment

 

[Whomever]

I am concerned about the cat.

 

[Whomever]

I thought I heard a mewing not long ago.

 

[Flynn]

Imagine being so fucking dysfunctional that you have a several month tantrum over people on the internet lying.

And expecting normal people to share that rage.

Lulz.

Imagine you still trying to fucking lie about it. :LOL1:

Imagine even fucking caring.

You really should go snort the mold out of the bottom of Peeturds toilet. It's more dignified way too die than bashing your empty fucking head all over a keyboard because people dont care about your feels.

Lulz.

The funny thing is you actually think i'm King Martini. That's fucking ownage right fucking there. :LOL1:

 

[Whomever]

Please shut up, your thread is now about finding a loving home for this unfortunate cat.

 

[Dove]

the bathroom in my house is absolutely disgusting

I have to burrow holes in Poofer's sheetless mattress just to take a shit

I really wanted to rescue you. :(

I wonder what DorianGay is doing to reverse his impotence. Perhaps he takes supplements for his libido. Perhaps they do not work and he is resentful toward partners.

Dear, he cannot even afford his own bus ticket.

Lulz.

That's fucking rich from someone that got evicted 4 times in a year. One of those times being Christmas.

Fucking idiot.

You confusing me with poofturd now? Haha.

When I back ground checked that fat psycho fuck I got a few pics of the absolute hovels he got evicted from.

Let's just say.....I understand the need lulz.

Will your client be further window licking my marriage?

Tell me Dovey, can you post that picture where you have a child's Nintendo Switch hovering over a toilet

Lulz.

Ahhh....yes. Right here.

You feel it?

Lulz.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This poor cat.

 

[Dove]

I am concerned about the cat.

We all are.

Poor thing couldnt even meow. It just grunted and sniffed around my purse for something to over dose on.

 

[Flynn]

you really cum off as a true Liberal

I've never been so insulted in all my life

may a thousand angry wolves bite at your testicles slowly until you expire you fucking inconsiderate bastard fuckhole sausage hugger

Kindly go kill yourself, cunt :)

So you want me to continue reading your posts?

Nah...fuck off you dismal cow! :LOL1:

What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over your high pitched squealing. Perhaps, you can educate me on the finer points on "flaming?"

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No one cares that you can press a button and talk at the same time. Idiot.

and who cares about you fucking idiot? tell us all how you matter at all. don't attack my family like this again.

Or what? You going to get all stupid on me and call me a doo-doo head?

Fuck off you insignificant speck of dust before I verbally powerbomb you through Breakfall's unbroken hymen.

Yeah sure. Try even harder kid. Nothing but glass and a wannabe. Shatters easily. But do go on puppet. I give that much permission:)

Do me a favor and stick your head up Breakfall's ass you stupid bastard.

Maybe you should offer 3.5k and ask nice if you are looking for some action on forums.

Works for me.

Lulz.

We. Know. I have a job unlike you.

Oh muh gawd.

Do you wipe your own ass too? Wear pants in public?

Did the judge give you a gold star for wiping the tables at taco bell with the rest of the specail needs community?

What I don't do is live on a forum like you. What I don't is ask for handouts. What I don't is advertise my personal relationships online, then get mad about it when your attention seeking ways backfire on your slutty ass. What I don't is obsess over Kevin for over six months. What I don't do is use heroin and cocaine like your junkie ass does.

What's wrong Dovey? Your meatshields not coming to your rescue fast enough?

 

[Murdy]

If you have a small cock, refuse to manscape and send crooked dick pics... you might be DorianGrey

 

[Half Dead Cat]

the bathroom in my house is absolutely disgusting

I have to burrow holes in Poofer's sheetless mattress just to take a shit

I really wanted to rescue you. :(

I wonder what DorianGay is doing to reverse his impotence. Perhaps he takes supplements for his libido. Perhaps they do not work and he is resentful toward partners.

Dear, he cannot even afford his own bus ticket.

Lulz.

That's fucking rich from someone that got evicted 4 times in a year. One of those times being Christmas.

Fucking idiot.

You confusing me with poofturd now? Haha.

When I back ground checked that fat psycho fuck I got a few pics of the absolute hovels he got evicted from.

Let's just say.....I understand the need lulz.

Will your client be further window licking my marriage?

Tell me Dovey, can you post that picture where you have a child's Nintendo Switch hovering over a toilet

Lulz.

Ahhh....yes. Right here.

You feel it?

Lulz.

that bathroom is so clean

The mold in my bathroom think they're cute. they're like graffiti artists

one of my lungs just failed

 

[Flynn]

Guys.....everyone back the fuck up.

Flyn GOES TO WORK. Has a whole 4 year certification assuring us that he wont beat off on the job anymore either.

Lmao.

Correction: Degree

Tell us what you have? We already know. :LOL1:

 

[X]

It's good to see you, Flynn.

Here's hoping your viral load holds steady.

Yeah flynn

Here's to hoping your venereal disease explodes into something far more deadly and painful and ravages through your body like an army of angry termites causing you to spend your final days quivering in a puddle of your own blood and piss

How sweet! Thank you for your kind words Mini Me. Isn't about time to change out hampsters that power your nice luxury Hyundai? :LOL1:

Kinda funny watching you try to rip on someone's car while you throw yourself in front of a fucking slob that cant even buy his grey hound tickets.

Lulz.

I really shoulda plunged a fucking axe in that retards chainsaw catcher. Live and learn.

Hahaha.

Kinda funny watching you flounder out here as EVERYONE WILL FUCKING KNOW WHAT KIND OF SUBHUMAN TRASH YOU REALLY ARE.

And there's not a fucking thing you, Biggie Steroids or Flea can do about it.

What will you do now, skank? Perhaps, you'll fuck one of the mods here in real life so they'll ban me?

We've already seen those episodes.

 

[Flynn]

If you can get yourself out of bed and brew your own coffee and get ready for work without needing a 12 panel and a legal guardian .....you are probably are not DorianGrey.

If you sleep with men off a flame forum then lie about it only to get busted by Flynn, then you are definately Dovey.

 

[Murdy]

Imagine being so fucking dysfunctional that you have a several month tantrum over people on the internet lying.

And expecting normal people to share that rage.

Lulz.

Imagine you still trying to fucking lie about it. :LOL1:

Imagine even fucking caring.

You really should go snort the mold out of the bottom of Peeturds toilet. It's more dignified way too die than bashing your empty fucking head all over a keyboard because people dont care about your feels.

Lulz.

The funny thing is you actually think i'm King Martini. That's fucking ownage right fucking there. :LOL1:

your aura matches his... no one else online is diarrhea green

 

[Whomever]

Goodness, this poor cat is putting us to shame. It needs our undivided attention in order to survive.

 

[Half Dead Cat]

I'm peeing on Poofer's bed right now

 

[Whomever]

See what happens when cats are neglected?

 

[Dove]

Imagine being so fucking dysfunctional that you have a several month tantrum over people on the internet lying.

And expecting normal people to share that rage.

Lulz.

Imagine you still trying to fucking lie about it. :LOL1:

Imagine even fucking caring.

You really should go snort the mold out of the bottom of Peeturds toilet. It's more dignified way too die than bashing your empty fucking head all over a keyboard because people dont care about your feels.

Lulz.

The funny thing is you actually think i'm King Martini. That's fucking ownage right fucking there. :LOL1:

Look at this. You think the corner touched the toilet water at all? I tried to be careful

Maybe we can all pool together and get you a box of tissues with this printed out on each sheet so each time you cry about it the pain can be just as fresh.

Yeah? For Christmas?

 

[Flynn]

Oh yay the meth-faced junkie whoe is back....

How's that fifteenhead of yours doing?

Well if isn't the poster boi for dental hygiene. How are those last three teeth holding up in that near empty oblong head of yours?

I see that your constant mewlings have brought me back here again to restore the balance. First order of business is to find out why you're still a 3 tooth bitch.

Lolz 2 replies to a single post huh? I see those remarks about your Guiness World record sized forehead have cut deep. :LOL1:

I'd feel bad if you weren't such an annoying wench.

Tell the whole story bitch boi. I will always fuck you up on sight you fucking misguided dullard.

Don't be scared of someone you always talk crazy about when they're not here.

You better run that specail little ass over to SG and grab that fucking link, yeah.

I think he is lying. Right here in public.

You better hurry up and spam the board before people start believing him.

Get to WORK.

Oh. What's wrong Dovey? Not going your way? Notice you have alk these "special" friends of yours trying to protect you. Lol.

Go ahead, tell everyone i'm King Martini. No one believes you anymore

 

[Murdy]

Guys.....everyone back the fuck up.

Flyn GOES TO WORK. Has a whole 4 year certification assuring us that he wont beat off on the job anymore either.

Lmao.

Correction: Degree

Tell us what you have? We already know. :LOL1:

look who is playing spelling Nazi lol that’s ripe

If you have horrific sexy typos and should be publicly executed... you might be DorianGrey

 

[Dove]

If you can get yourself out of bed and brew your own coffee and get ready for work without needing a 12 panel and a legal guardian .....you are probably are not DorianGrey.

If you sleep with men off a flame forum then lie about it only to get busted by Flynn, then you are definately Dovey.

I sleep with women from the boards, too.

I'm a loving person ♡

 

[X]

Ha ha
Slept loser sexy time from web WHAT ???

 

[Dove]

Guys.....everyone back the fuck up.

Flyn GOES TO WORK. Has a whole 4 year certification assuring us that he wont beat off on the job anymore either.

Lmao.

Correction: Degree

Tell us what you have? We already know. :LOL1:

look who is playing spelling Nazi lol that’s ripe

If you have horrific sexy typos and should be publicly executed... you might be DorianGrey

Girl lmao.

Potatoes.

 

[X]

:LMAO: