This goes out to all you fuckfaces.

[X]

God dude sounds like such a LOSER ,...

 

[Murdy]

So while Poofturd is waiting for photochopped text messages to post, should I start off with an appetizer of the real ones?

Should I go with him bragging about having everyone's PI and threatening to use Scoundrals.....the 20 paragraph long emotional PMs that made my friends worry for my safety.....or the one were he called me a "princess in exile" and was gonna "spoil me" with Victoria's Secret?

So many options hahahaha

@Biggie Smiles .....which ones were your favorites, daddy?

post the shit we text when Big is “busy” :IggyMcLulz:


on second thought... I don’t want to responsible for someone committing suicide tonight.....

 

[Flynn]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

Only absolutely no one thinks someone buying a gift for someone is a "con" here but you. The two people involved dont gaf.

And yeah Pooftard TRIED to con me out of 160 bucks with that Switch stunt.

But you are big smart. I'm sure you see right through all this and know poor Pooturd is just a victim of a woman who cant get over him. None of his "exs" can. All that "stop contacting me or call the police" and faking deaths is just our way of flirting.

And I'm not even an "ex" of his and he refuses to leave me the fuck alone.

Wait...Wait...Wait...You fucking slut. How did Biggie Dildo "buy you" $3.5k? Did he go to the Federal Reserve drive through and order a number #1? Hold the change?

You fucking moron. You've been saying it was "gifted" to you but I told your broke ass that Biggie Fuckface knew you would never pay it back or would ever even have the ability to.

Maybe you are just a fucking retarded inbred with FAS and you dont know wtf you are talking about.

OR maybe I fucking do and you're all butthurt about being outted as a selfish lying slut?

Could that be it?

 

[Murdy]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

Only absolutely no one thinks someone buying a gift for someone is a "con" here but you. The two people involved dont gaf.

And yeah Pooftard TRIED to con me out of 160 bucks with that Switch stunt.

But you are big smart. I'm sure you see right through all this and know poor Pooturd is just a victim of a woman who cant get over him. None of his "exs" can. All that "stop contacting me or call the police" and faking deaths is just our way of flirting.

And I'm not even an "ex" of his and he refuses to leave me the fuck alone.

Wait...Wait...Wait...You fucking slut. How did Biggie Dildo "buy you" $3.5k? Did he go to the Federal Reserve drive through and order a number #1? Hold the change?

You fucking moron. You've been saying it was "gifted" to you but I told your broke ass that Biggie Fuckface knew you would never pay it back or would ever even have the ability to.

Maybe you are just a fucking retarded inbred with FAS and you dont know wtf you are talking about.

OR maybe I fucking do and you're all butthurt about being outted as a selfish lying slut?

Could that be it?

people don’t care if a slut has integrity... or is this you’re first trip to slitchville?

 

[Flynn]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

You know: if you were anything besides a urinal cleaner at some seedy bar making 5 bucks an hour 3.5k wouldn’t really seem like that big a deal to you

This coming from the "millionaire" that scrapes the bottom of the barrel on a "flame forum" and fucks Dovey?

You're only pathetic because you don't know any better, that and you look like a 9 month old stillborn fetus left out in the sun to rot for two weeks.

Don’t hate me because your parents were first cousins

You're a fucking midget sand mutant and you want to talk about my pedigree?

You are intelligent as you are tall.

So they actually brother and sister

My apologies to your entire line of deformed mutant hillbilly methheads

Tell all the alcolochics I didn’t forget them either

This bitch is suffering from FAS.

You can tell.

And you're suffering from a case of "I NEED TO LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL."

You are a suffering case of fucking FAS

Awwwwww...how cute. Where are your psuedo paragraphs that say jack shit? Where are all your friends at you stupid bitch?

When you fucked Kevin on his filthy mattress, did you ever once think about your husband?

Did you ever offer to pay Biggie Homo back?

 

[Flynn]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

You know: if you were anything besides a urinal cleaner at some seedy bar making 5 bucks an hour 3.5k wouldn’t really seem like that big a deal to you

This coming from the "millionaire" that scrapes the bottom of the barrel on a "flame forum" and fucks Dovey?

You're only pathetic because you don't know any better, that and you look like a 9 month old stillborn fetus left out in the sun to rot for two weeks.

Don’t hate me because your parents were first cousins

You're a fucking midget sand mutant and you want to talk about my pedigree?

You are intelligent as you are tall.

So they actually brother and sister

My apologies to your entire line of deformed mutant hillbilly methheads

Tell all the alcolochics I didn’t forget them either

This bitch is suffering from FAS.

You can tell.

And you're suffering from a case of "I NEED TO LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL."

she has never stolen anything... and when she was at her WORST she never hit me up for $$$

Perhaps you have her confused with some of the other trifling ass females you’ve dated?

Pooftard told this FAS victim the "'real truth" yanno.

Bahahaha. Notice how it talks to me like I'm pootard? Lmao.

If it were actually female and owned a pussy... this concept wouldn’t be so foreign.

All Pooftard has proven is that he is a prick to women when they cut him off.

He is dangerous when cut off.

I didnt get harrassed as badly as two others I know of.

MORE IT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT AND YOU'RE THE FUCKING VICTIM AGAIN.

 

[Flynn]

Were is Dovey???

Is she:

A). Crying to Biggie Autism and asking for an advance on her incoming Stimulus Check?

B). Holding more property that isn't hers over some cheap motel toilet?

OR

C). Offering to suck off whoever can silence me?

shes hiding as always. she fears you but once you leave she act like the toughest cunt there is. you watch and see.

Yes. Myself and others know this.

 

[X]

 

[Flynn]

Poofers on here pretending to be his girlfriend again and thinks I'm "hiding from Flyn" because I'm not plastered to the board all excited for its next mental breakdown.

Hahahahaha!!!

Hey Lasagna crotch....did "daddy" get your text or was that just for us in the random thoughts thread? Lulz.

Oh...now i'm not Martini but now i'm his girlfriend???

You really just like making up shit don't you? You fucking attention whore.

Look how your stories change on the fly without any single facts to back up your uneducated guesses.

Jesus. You really can't be this fucking stupid can you?

 

[Murdy]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

You know: if you were anything besides a urinal cleaner at some seedy bar making 5 bucks an hour 3.5k wouldn’t really seem like that big a deal to you

This coming from the "millionaire" that scrapes the bottom of the barrel on a "flame forum" and fucks Dovey?

You're only pathetic because you don't know any better, that and you look like a 9 month old stillborn fetus left out in the sun to rot for two weeks.

Don’t hate me because your parents were first cousins

You're a fucking midget sand mutant and you want to talk about my pedigree?

You are intelligent as you are tall.

So they actually brother and sister

My apologies to your entire line of deformed mutant hillbilly methheads

Tell all the alcolochics I didn’t forget them either

This bitch is suffering from FAS.

You can tell.

And you're suffering from a case of "I NEED TO LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL."

You are a suffering case of fucking FAS

Awwwwww...how cute. Where are your psuedo paragraphs that say jack shit? Where are all your friends at you stupid bitch?

When you fucked Kevin on his filthy mattress, did you ever once think about your husband?

Did you ever offer to pay Biggie Homo back?

does your pussy get wet thinking about a cute chick sitting on that mattress waiting for the most unremarkable sex of her life?

do you cry big alligator tears waiting for a man to hand you a wad of cash as he kissed you goodbye?

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

if KM made up a "girlfriend" nic and is posting as his girlfriend, that is both funny and wack as hell

can this thread get anymore surreal.

 

[RAVEN]

if KM made up a "girlfriend" nic and is posting as his girlfriend, that is both funny and wack as hell

can this thread get anymore surreal.

not sure if it's him, could be the creepy fucker, Maxis :/

 

[Lasagnabreath]

if KM made up a "girlfriend" nic and is posting as his girlfriend, that is both funny and wack as hell

can this thread get anymore surreal.

I am more real than all of you. My Daddy is so pissed at you. He will be gathering up all your information soon too. Anybody that hurts me will pay.

 

[Frood]

I'm really the only flamer left these days and I hardly activate that switch anyway. Lots of people think they're flamers, but alas... they're the Fraggle Rock of Flametown...

your backpack is weak
get a rare pair of nikes to compliment your UGH's
how often do you fall asleep while taking a bubble bath, that was pretty sad.

My backpack gave yours a bitchslap and I bath in acid, tard nipples!

El Oh El

My backpack bitch game is STRONG. I’ve still got my 3 zip hot pink with leopard Jansport mini from my 90s raver daze that people have offered me good money for, but it’s PRICELES

be serious murdock! now your backpack is good, probably has a better chakra than freuds, but it's not unique.

our backpack is one of a kind and has great backstory. it's also Canadian and was on tv.

My backpack is stacked. Yours bends over and takes external objects through rips in its denim...

 

[Frood]

Hi Locustbug...

 

[Master Pu]

McNack gets his back packed, no question.

 

[Dove]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

Only absolutely no one thinks someone buying a gift for someone is a "con" here but you. The two people involved dont gaf.

And yeah Pooftard TRIED to con me out of 160 bucks with that Switch stunt.

But you are big smart. I'm sure you see right through all this and know poor Pooturd is just a victim of a woman who cant get over him. None of his "exs" can. All that "stop contacting me or call the police" and faking deaths is just our way of flirting.

And I'm not even an "ex" of his and he refuses to leave me the fuck alone.

Wait...Wait...Wait...You fucking slut. How did Biggie Dildo "buy you" $3.5k? Did he go to the Federal Reserve drive through and order a number #1? Hold the change?

You fucking moron. You've been saying it was "gifted" to you but I told your broke ass that Biggie Fuckface knew you would never pay it back or would ever even have the ability to.

Maybe you are just a fucking retarded inbred with FAS and you dont know wtf you are talking about.

OR maybe I fucking do and you're all butthurt about being outted as a selfish lying slut?

Could that be it?

This is why you belong in a psych ward, yanno.

......how the fuck are YOU "outing me"? There are TWO people here that have known me...in REAL LIFE for TEN YEARS in this very thread making fun of your dumb ass too. Did you somehow miss that fucking part? I'm the only one in this shit with actual real life character references. I also happen to be the only real life witness to that fucking drooling ass slob who created this pile of cyber trash.

What you are doing is obvious, you are trying to cover the ass of an abusive fucking loser who cannot get over the fact I shut him down hard and abruptly and he ran to the boards to start some psycho PI war to get ahead of the fact that i know about him. And its STILL continuing because it did not go his way, and since he is an ABUSER and a NARC he cannot let it go and walk away.

The posters here are rolling their eyes, skimming the thread, and occasionally mocking you because you sound like an unhinged, owned ass, sevenheaded hunched back with a crippling level of arrested development and a stinky uncircumsized maggot dick.

You're welcome. Now maybe consider realizing this is a FORUM. It's not NOT Dr Phil. No one gives a single fuck if I'm a full blown hooker. In fact....if I was? They would likely seize the moment to ask questions.....because this is a FORUM.

Do you think everyone is gonna read your diatribes, be like "that's it guys! Let's purge the blow job queen!" And grab little cyber pitch forks and run me off the internet before I can provide oral sex or nudes or finish masturbating? I think you DO think that.....hahahahaha

Good talk.

 

[Frood]

McNack gets his back packed, no question.

I do? At a Howard Johnson's on the border of Florida by a bucktoothed Arby's Fry Chimp, after I stowed my walker in the guts of a greyhound bus in Connecticut?

 

[Dove]

if KM made up a "girlfriend" nic and is posting as his girlfriend, that is both funny and wack as hell

can this thread get anymore surreal.

He did it at SG. Lol.

That Little Mermaid thing. A girl he said he met HERE who he got engaged too.

Lmao.

 

[Master Pu]

McNack gets his back packed, no question.

I do? At a Howard Johnson's on the border of Florida by a bucktoothed Arby's Fry Chimp, after I stowed my walker in the guts of a greyhound bus in Connecticut?

No, by a BUM illegally living in Canada.
Let's see:
Harry McFudgepacker
Harry McNutbuster
Harry McBallsacker
No job Harry McSlacker
Heh. Looks like this name will stick for awhile.
Good choice-

 

[Frood]

McNack gets his back packed, no question.

I do? At a Howard Johnson's on the border of Florida by a bucktoothed Arby's Fry Chimp, after I stowed my walker in the guts of a greyhound bus in Connecticut?

No, by a BUM illegally living in Canada.
Let's see:
Harry McFudgepacker
Harry McNutbuster
Harry McBallsacker
No job Harry McSlacker
Heh. Looks like this name will stick for awhile.
Good choice-

Stick all over your keyboard and mouse...

 

[H.C.Trouble]

Hasn't anyone wished flynn a Merry Christmas yet?

No wonder she picks on you impolite douchebags.

Happy holidays, Flynn.

 

[Master Pu]

Hasn't anyone wished flynn a Merry Christmas yet?

No wonder she picks on you impolite douchebags.

Happy holidays, Flynn.

She probably is a Jew.
Good call-

 

[Master Pu]

McNack gets his back packed, no question.

I do? At a Howard Johnson's on the border of Florida by a bucktoothed Arby's Fry Chimp, after I stowed my walker in the guts of a greyhound bus in Connecticut?

No, by a BUM illegally living in Canada.
Let's see:
Harry McFudgepacker
Harry McNutbuster
Harry McBallsacker
No job Harry McSlacker
Heh. Looks like this name will stick for awhile.
Good choice-

Stick all over your keyboard and mouse...

Not as sticky as yours Harry 'dude' McWacker.

 

[Frood]

McNack gets his back packed, no question.

I do? At a Howard Johnson's on the border of Florida by a bucktoothed Arby's Fry Chimp, after I stowed my walker in the guts of a greyhound bus in Connecticut?

No, by a BUM illegally living in Canada.
Let's see:
Harry McFudgepacker
Harry McNutbuster
Harry McBallsacker
No job Harry McSlacker
Heh. Looks like this name will stick for awhile.
Good choice-

Stick all over your keyboard and mouse...

Not as sticky as yours Harry 'dude' McWacker.

NO YUO! :Hello:

Knackers is a synonym for testicles, btw... you lite beer tipping bingo bum spreader...

 

[Master Pu]

McNack gets his back packed, no question.

I do? At a Howard Johnson's on the border of Florida by a bucktoothed Arby's Fry Chimp, after I stowed my walker in the guts of a greyhound bus in Connecticut?

No, by a BUM illegally living in Canada.
Let's see:
Harry McFudgepacker
Harry McNutbuster
Harry McBallsacker
No job Harry McSlacker
Heh. Looks like this name will stick for awhile.
Good choice-

Stick all over your keyboard and mouse...

Not as sticky as yours Harry 'dude' McWacker.

NO YUO! :Hello:

Knackers is a synonym for testicles, btw... you lite beer tipping bingo bum spreader...

Oldy but goodie:
Harry McCracken.
*BOOM*

 

[Frood]

Nahh... Harry McKnackers is the winner.

No BOOM for you.

 

[Omnipotent]

Where did Dovey go? Dovey are you fake crying to every mod in this place? Are you telling them you might "use drugs again?"

Only problem is, you never stopped.

And shonky Biggie Smells probably got his new dump from foreclosing on some covid victims. It's not hard to work out how he's landed himself a 6 bedroom dump in a mould infested backwater.

 

[Breakfall]

Where did Dovey go? Dovey are you fake crying to every mod in this place? Are you telling them you might "use drugs again?"

Only problem is, you never stopped.

And shonky Biggie Smells probably got his new dump from foreclosing on some covid victims. It's not hard to work out how he's landed himself a 6 bedroom dump in a mould infested backwater.

Are you on this thing’s side??? Jesus...that’s not very Australian?!

 

[Breakfall]