This goes out to all you fuckfaces.

[Flynn]

Fix me a Christmas curry....

Apu, Ramesh, Latsha, Jagdeep, and Kumara!

Why don't you step out in front of an oncoming lorry?

Why don't you guys play Soggy Biscuit with your last piece of Naan bread?

Maybe you can eat some glass and then wash it down with a half gallon of some yummy bleach?

Why don't you "5 Guys, One Cup" lads play pin the tail on a rabies infected mongoose?

For the 9th time, Freud. No one here speaks Albanian. Now fuck off.

 

[Blurt]

I just read all 83 pages of this thread.

Flynn has a point.

Oh. Well, hello Blurt. Are you still haunting these forums with your outdated sense of humor befitting a 90 year-old? Of course you are.

Yeah, no.

I just dropped by to see if I'd received any more tit pix in my inbox but, at my age, I figured I might as well see what else I could do while I was down here.

(With apologies to George Burns, who lived to be 100 years old.)

Well. Great. It's good to know you're still smoking cigars and eating red meat. Good for you.

Tit pix? Hmmm. So Dovey has a marketing campaign going on? Interesting. Well. Anyhoo try to stay safe and healthy.

Thanks, Flynn. You too.

And, um, for the record, I smoke the meat and eat the cigar.

 

[Flynn]

Barely know Murdock from a hole in the wall, she sounds fun.

"More cushion for the pushin'?"

 

[Frood]

A number struggle with basic English as well...

 

[Flynn]

Where did Dovey go? Dovey are you fake crying to every mod in this place? Are you telling them you might "use drugs again?"

Only problem is, you never stopped.

And shonky Biggie Smells probably got his new dump from foreclosing on some covid victims. It's not hard to work out how he's landed himself a 6 bedroom dump in a mould infested backwater.

Are you on this thing’s side??? Jesus...that’s not very Australian?!

Since when is it being Australian to be on the side of a slag and the ex side who uses someones dead son to insult? I want them jailed.

Hasn't anyone wished flynn a Merry Christmas yet?

No wonder she picks on you impolite douchebags.

Happy holidays, Flynn.

I'll second this...

Merry Christmas Flynn..... HC Trouble too..... And your families..... oxox

Merry Christmas, Cathy. Maybe Santa will fly through that 38 mille wide gap in your teeth this year?

Christmas Eve is going to be 40C here (way over 100 f here).... our family have decided to cancel our get together.....postponed maybe.

Christmas here is forcasted to be 45 degrees F. Lucky you. Yes. We were going to Santa Barbara this year but with everything happening we cancelled those plans. I think it's wise to forgo the big celebration this year for everyone's sake. Especially now that there's a variant strain of Covid-19 running around.

Well. I hope you and your family stay safe and healthy.

No, no
40 Celsius .... that's 110 F or more.
We have no Coronavirus here in Western Australia....
You should visit flametruth more often....

I cannot visit FT anymore. Sum Cun't threatened to send me pictures of his face in 4k. I can take most anything but I can't fuck with that.

 

[Flynn]

I just read all 83 pages of this thread.

Flynn has a point.

Oh. Well, hello Blurt. Are you still haunting these forums with your outdated sense of humor befitting a 90 year-old? Of course you are.

Yeah, no.

I just dropped by to see if I'd received any more tit pix in my inbox but, at my age, I figured I might as well see what else I could do while I was down here.

(With apologies to George Burns, who lived to be 100 years old.)

Well. Great. It's good to know you're still smoking cigars and eating red meat. Good for you.

Tit pix? Hmmm. So Dovey has a marketing campaign going on? Interesting. Well. Anyhoo try to stay safe and healthy.

Thanks, Flynn. You too.

And, um, for the record, I smoke the meat and eat the cigar.

Ummmm...well, Blurt all to their own.

 

[Flynn]

A number struggle with basic English as well...

So now it's my fault that you're stupid?

 

[Frood]

A number struggle with basic English as well...

So now it's my fault that you're stupid?

^^^ "A number struggle with basic English as well..." ^^^

 

[Flynn]

A number struggle with basic English as well...

So now it's my fault that you're stupid?

^^^ "A number struggle with basic English as well..." ^^^

So now you're a broken record stuck on stupid?

 

[Frood]

A number struggle with basic English as well...

So now it's my fault that you're stupid?

^^^ "A number struggle with basic English as well..." ^^^

So now you're a broken record stuck on stupid?

Only if I can't break the vapour lock of your arse around my boot...

 

[Omnipotent]

I just looked up temps 40C = 105 F

Thank goodness I have refrigerated aircon.

 

[Blurt]

What's a refrigerated air cunt?

 

[H.C.Trouble]

A colder version of a root cellar?

 

[Omnipotent]

What's a refrigerated air cunt?

A split system airconditioner... try googling. Google is your friend.

 

[H.C.Trouble]

Hey Omni, how long do you have to stare at a fresh carrot before it goes limp?

 

[Master]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

Wat?

The coffee mug was handled thru a distribution company. They made it, packaged it, and shipped it.

If Vitty has an issue, it's with them, not me. And since every mug sold was shipped and delivered to everyone who bought one in tact from perfect packaging, I'm claiming shenanigans on Vittys self made problem. He prolly used the hammer he bangs the dents out of his skull on a coffee mug I received a grand total of $1.24 on with commission.

So fuck him. He can buy another one and try again. I made a grand total of 85 bucks off this community on coffee mugs and the last one that was sold online was for 30 fucking dollars.

The autographed t-shirts from the bottled blonde meet up? Those are collectors items. Should have kept a couple.....

Wait, you idiots are either still talking about me or the shit I pulled a year ago.


Carry on



Chumplain still ran from a call out tho

 

[Master]

Let’s digress... deeper and deeper so Mar~Teeny~Weenie can see how it’s done...

Men throw $$$ @ good pussy. These are the facts... since the beginning of time.

Which is why

A) I never spent a fucking dime on Dovid outside of letting her pawn a Switch I got back that got me taco bell, cigarettes, minecraft for her kids and PS+ for her kids for a month.

I didn't even put gas in that bitches car to pick me up if she wanted this dick, and the bitch still came and got me

Money for pussy? Fuck that. You old bitches need to pay for dick and any type of attention from any man who isn't a fucking drooling incel simp.


Haw Haw

 

[Master]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

You know: if you were anything besides a urinal cleaner at some seedy bar making 5 bucks an hour 3.5k wouldn’t really seem like that big a deal to you

This coming from the "millionaire" that scrapes the bottom of the barrel on a "flame forum" and fucks Dovey?

You're only pathetic because you don't know any better, that and you look like a 9 month old stillborn fetus left out in the sun to rot for two weeks.

Don’t hate me because your parents were first cousins

You're a fucking midget sand mutant and you want to talk about my pedigree?

You are intelligent as you are tall.

So they actually brother and sister

My apologies to your entire line of deformed mutant hillbilly methheads

Tell all the alcolochics I didn’t forget them either

This bitch is suffering from FAS.

You can tell.

And you're suffering from a case of "I NEED TO LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL."

she has never stolen anything... and when she was at her WORST she never hit me up for $$$

Perhaps you have her confused with some of the other trifling ass females you’ve dated?

Pooftard told this FAS victim the "'real truth" yanno.

Bahahaha. Notice how it talks to me like I'm pootard? Lmao.

If it were actually female and owned a pussy... this concept wouldn’t be so foreign.

All Pooftard has proven is that he is a prick to women when they cut him off.

Hold on, this whale is sliding down the fucking hill cuz she's on a roll.

Cut off? Dumbass are you still on that? It was content. There isn't a single guy on the face of the earth who thinks a married woman with a flock of seagulls from numerous men is some sort of catch.

I'll say it out loud for the bitches in the back;

Dovid isn't a catch. She isn't my type, she's closer to a hobbit then a human and at first glance I thought she was a dwarf. I date models, not mother's.

I saw an opportunity for a troll this community hasn't seen before, and took it. This community hasn't been the same since and for one reason only, me. You fucking gimps can't help yourselves from talking about it to this very day and lord knows the next move I make to interject fresh content into the jetstream will render you domesticated dolts irrelevant once again like you were before The Summer of Poofer.

Drink it in now

 

[Master]

This has all become so fucking ridiculous.. How bout, I don't gaf what happened in someone's private life 10 years ago.. I don't gaf where someone lives or how they live, who they've fucked in the past or who they're fucking now.. This PI bullshit needs to go.. for the sake of this forum. :rightON:

Hey, you all were warned about it from Flea and everyone else who's seen these clowns bust tears on forums and told repeatedly they're forum killers.

Those here in the know are getting sick of it already so....

 

[Flynn]

What's a refrigerated air cunt?

A cold cunt. Not that Cun't. But a cold cunt that does cold things. Like serve runny ice cream. Or touches you with their cold feet while in bed.

I just know about this because I remember reading a comic book about a refrigerated air cunt. They were employed at a Dairy Queen deep in North Korea. This is where the crux of the cold shenanigans took place.

 

[Flynn]

Hey Omni, how long do you have to stare at a fresh carrot before it goes limp?

Depends on how long it's been stuck in her ass.

 

[Lasagnabreath]

A number struggle with basic English as well...

Shut the fuck up faggot bitch!

 

[Dove]

This has all become so fucking ridiculous.. How bout, I don't gaf what happened in someone's private life 10 years ago.. I don't gaf where someone lives or how they live, who they've fucked in the past or who they're fucking now.. This PI bullshit needs to go.. for the sake of this forum. :rightON:

You think these fuckwits care? Everyone has been telling them this and they just blather on regardless and pretend everyone is following this and hanging on every word like gospel truth, and I'm running to cry and use drugs lol.

It's a gotdamn case study.

 

[Lasagnabreath]

Like losers don't address without permission. Get off my clit and lost.

 

[Lasagnabreath]

This has all become so fucking ridiculous.. How bout, I don't gaf what happened in someone's private life 10 years ago.. I don't gaf where someone lives or how they live, who they've fucked in the past or who they're fucking now.. This PI bullshit needs to go.. for the sake of this forum. :rightON:

You think these fuckwits care? Everyone has been telling them this and they just blather on regardless and pretend everyone is following this and hanging on every word like gospel truth, and I'm running to cry and use drugs lol.

It's a gotdamn case study.

We all know how much crack you need to survive. Surprised your kids haven't tried it yet. No they will leave you as you OD and laugh as you are dying. Worthless cunt.

 

[Frood]

A number struggle with basic English as well...

Shut the fuck up faggot bitch!

Would you prefer gaffers tape and a rag over your mouth or something more final?

 

[Flynn]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

Wat?

The coffee mug was handled thru a distribution company. They made it, packaged it, and shipped it.

If Vitty has an issue, it's with them, not me. And since every mug sold was shipped and delivered to everyone who bought one in tact from perfect packaging, I'm claiming shenanigans on Vittys self made problem. He prolly used the hammer he bangs the dents out of his skull on a coffee mug I received a grand total of $1.24 on with commission.

So fuck him. He can buy another one and try again. I made a grand total of 85 bucks off this community on coffee mugs and the last one that was sold online was for 30 fucking dollars.

The autographed t-shirts from the bottled blonde meet up? Those are collectors items. Should have kept a couple.....

Wait, you idiots are either still talking about me or the shit I pulled a year ago.


Carry on



Chumplain still ran from a call out tho

So. You continue to pen this ongoing sitcom of somehow you are the main draw? If you look. Your name hasn't been mentioned in several pages, but like Dovey; here you are dressed up like a retarded looking Harlem Globetrotter so we all see that you're here. Okay, tard. I''ll play.

Your comment about "the distribution was handled through a distribution company" is a fucking lie. I bet your last testicle and that dead cat you still have putrifying next to your virus ladden mattress that the "distribution company" was your broken down dwelling you still call a "house." For crying out fucking loud, you couldn't even afford to buy sheets. How the fuck were you going to afford the necessary business cost of having the coffee cups made?

Your assertions that Vitriol would "take a hammer" and "bang the dents out of his skull" only then to use it on something he paid for is utterly ridiculous, much like that pubic hair you have growing on your upper lip. Do you think that everyone is as stupid as Dovey and Flea? Do you really for a red hot minute think that people believe you actually had coffee mugs? That's just like saying Biggie Ape is a bonafide millionaire and Dovey doesn't look like Dennis Rodman in drag.

Why would Vitriol buy anything else from you? He's lucky he didn't catch Covid-18. Why you feel the need to superimpose whatever mental illness ails you into your sloppily written posts is still a mega puzzle that will probably never be solved. Much like the mystery of the dead cat in a locked room with only a filthy bare mattress keeping it company.

With that being said. You're not too bad as far as social rejects go. Sure, you have the typical male embellishment gene. All guys do. But, come on man. You're starting to sound like every single president up for reelection. Promises...Promises...Promises. I don't ever think I ever remember you keeping your word or following through on an obligation. But. Hey. You can't be perfect like me, right?

By the way SHAMPAIN'S a fucking tard. Why don't you callout Dovey. There would be your legend status. Don't fuck it up.

 

[Frood]

Poofer did indeed sell some MiTM coffee mugs through a third party personalised merchandise seller.

 

[Dove]

A number struggle with basic English as well...

Shut the fuck up faggot bitch!

A number struggle with basic English as well...

Shut the fuck up faggot bitch!

Like losers don't address without permission. Get off my clit and lost.

Getting to itchy to compose a coherent statement, cheesepussy?

Bahahahaha.

 

[Dove]

Oh. Dovey in regard to Martini's "500 hundred bucks." Whether it ever existed or not isn't the point. The point is that he didn't con someone out of $3.5k. He only fucked over Vitty. And was just a coffee mug. No where near worth $3.5k, though Martini would tell everyone differently.

Wat?

The coffee mug was handled thru a distribution company. They made it, packaged it, and shipped it.

If Vitty has an issue, it's with them, not me. And since every mug sold was shipped and delivered to everyone who bought one in tact from perfect packaging, I'm claiming shenanigans on Vittys self made problem. He prolly used the hammer he bangs the dents out of his skull on a coffee mug I received a grand total of $1.24 on with commission.

So fuck him. He can buy another one and try again. I made a grand total of 85 bucks off this community on coffee mugs and the last one that was sold online was for 30 fucking dollars.

The autographed t-shirts from the bottled blonde meet up? Those are collectors items. Should have kept a couple.....

Wait, you idiots are either still talking about me or the shit I pulled a year ago.


Carry on



Chumplain still ran from a call out tho

So. You continue to pen this ongoing sitcom of somehow you are the main draw? If you look. Your name hasn't been mentioned in several pages, but like Dovey; here you are dressed up like a retarded looking Harlem Globetrotter so we all see that you're here. Okay, tard. I''ll play.

Your comment about "the distribution was handled through a distribution company" is a fucking lie. I bet your last testicle and that dead cat you still have putrifying next to your virus ladden mattress that the "distribution company" was your broken down dwelling you still call a "house." For crying out fucking loud, you couldn't even afford to buy sheets. How the fuck were you going to afford the necessary business cost of having them made?

Your assertions that Vitriol would "take a hammer" and "bang the dents out of his skull" only then to use it on something he paid for is utterly ridiculous, much like that pubic hair you have growing on your upper lip. Do you think that everyone is as stupid as Dovey and Flea? Do you really for a red hot minute think that people believe you actually had coffee mugs? That's just like saying Biggie Ape is a bonafide millionaire and Dovey doesn't look like Dennis Rodman in drag.

Why would Vitriol buy anything else from you? He's lucky he didn't catch Covid-18. Why you feel the need to superimpose whatever mental illness ails you into your sloppily written posts is still a mega puzzle that will probably never be solved. Much like the mystery of the dead cat in a locked room with only a filthy bare mattress keeping it company.

With that being said. You're not too bad as far as social rejects go. Sure, you have the typical male embellishment gene. All guys do. But, come on man. You're starting to sound like every single president up for reelection. Promises...Promises...Promises. I don't ever think I ever remember you keeping your word or following through on an obligation. But. Hey. You can't be perfect like me, right?

By the way SHAMPAIN'S a fucking tard. Why don't you callout Dovey. There would be your legend status. Don't fuck it up.

Oh the drrraaaammmmaaa of it all

Why dont you mentally ill fuckwits join up and give a "call out" to the closest ER doctor so you can all get a psych consultation and be put on suicide watch? Get the fucking help you need.

And take RicottaCrotch with you. That yeast infection has been slowly working up towards her frontal fucking lobe and at this point she can barely type.

Better yet, you guys should challenge eachother to a gasoline huffing contest. I will provide the 500 dollars to the winner myself. You gotta live stream it though.

People will remember you! It's a sure way to get BIG and be famous! Dont blow your chances!