This is jack.....

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"All" my pictures? How many of them are there on this board? I think it's hilarious that you have to invent your own identity, but don't even try inventing mine.

2 pictures.

One where you're 90 pounds and drinking cheap beer.

The second is where you look like you ate a whole family of Mormons, and you look like a perverted version of The Family Guy.

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Your identity? What would that be? A moron running around with more chins than a Chinese phone book, all the while dressed up as a glorified park ranger?
 
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Out of an opaque coffee thermos? How do you know what's inside the thermos, what with it being, as mentioned, opaque like yourself?

Yes, you gotta hide the alcohol as you were prolly "working" a day gig for Labor Ready. Nice soiled wife beater, Mr. Spindly Arms.

If you were taller and waaaay thinner we could call you "slender man," instead I'll just call you Lily's left thigh.