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Dageaux

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knife, a fire starter would be easier to manufacture than a good knife.

live off the grid, or in the center of the city.
 

TheHaze

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Off the grid when I was younger but now in the city- - - - - -

Work out in a gym or work out at home ?
 

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Watch film alone or in company.
 

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depends if they're quiet



get raped by a bunch of rummies or have a bunch of midgets shit and piss all over you?
 

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Jfc lol, suppose it’s the shit , it would be quicker.

Eat a pickle that’s been up a tramps arse or lick dryed shit from his underpants?
 

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mmm hope its a Dill


only food round is Monkey Brains and Ox Testicles whats on the menu?(both animals die either way)
 

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I'll take the crack hoes i mean house


if animals got sexual arousal from being milked which would you milk Goat or Cow?
 

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goat

live 100 yrs in prison or 5 yrs rich & free?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Rich and free.

Wake up and see a real ghost standing starring at you, or a burglar?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Homeless.

Be the all powerful god and ruler of a tribe of pygmies, or a subordinate in a ape clan.
 

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I'll take the minion of pygmies



Would You Rather Have A Button That Slowed Down A Good Day Or Sped Up A Bad Day?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Slowed , I’d use it today cos today is great so far.

Be a fat pig looking cunt with acne, or be anorexic?
 

Jeannie

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anorexic - just eat and no acne scars

jrr tolkien or george rr martin?
 

Dageaux

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pfft Tolkien

Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman
 

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idk im reading ben bova now lol
 

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Stranded on a broken boat in the middle of the sea surrounded by sharks or, slowly eaten from the inside by incurable organ munching worms ?
 

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Is that even a debatable choice?
 

Scott

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I'm sorry. I'd wait on the boat.

Buried or burned alive?