This or That?

[Gutterballs]

backwards.

get eaten by JAWS or die in a barrel shut closed with leeches

 

[realgrimm]

So brief traumatic frenzy or long drawn out suffocation I'll take the quick death

Saw this one in a movie

Fart out your mouth or sweat urine

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Mouth farts every time.


Be found is a million years time as a fossil, or fade into history as just another dead twat.

 

[Breakfall]

Mouth farts every time.


Be found is a million years time as a fossil, or fade into history as just another dead twat.

Another dead twat…the fossil sounds like misadventure of sorts.

If you were born as a hermaphrodite and left with both functioning sexual parts until you became of an age to make your own choice and potentially undergo surgery- would you void one that less identified you as your perceived gender or forego surgery altogether and go fuck yourself gently?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Another dead twat…the fossil sounds like misadventure of sorts.

If you were born as a hermaphrodite and left with both functioning sexual parts until you became of an age to make your own choice and potentially undergo surgery- would you void one that less identified you as your perceived gender or forego surgery altogether and go fuck yourself gently?

I’d forgo surgery and charge weirdos on the internet loads of money to see my interesting crouch.

If you was stranded on an island and came across people that thought you was a god, and treated you like a god, but you saw a ship, would you draw attention to yourself, or live as a mighty god ?

 

[realgrimm]

Nah ,I'd have to tell em.. It's a ripple effect the people attached to each other...


Big Dick or Big Brains?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Big dicks.

Being a Fatherfucker or more a motherfucker?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bit of both is good for the soul.


Pop a trams arse boil, or spend a week on the streets sleeping rough.

 

[realgrimm]

Shake it rough for a week.. been there done that for longer


Watch TV or Read a book?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Watch TV.

BAREBACK or Condome?

 

[Breakfall]

Bareback, they don’t make condoms big enough.

Eat shit or drink menstrual blood?

 

[realgrimm]

yes


Wax on or Wax Off