This or That?

Fart, although my dad used to say "Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it" Sick fucker.

Jacuzzi or sauna?
 
With... an REAL mayo, too .. not miracle whip .. yucks!
stormy night or sunny day?
 
HAHA... I LOVE TRUMP... don't care how much pussy he's grabbed... Women put it out there.. it's going to get "snatched" LMFAO!!!

Boating or biking?
 
Trump all the way

Hit by a train or burn to death
 
Aw great another question about dying! lol

Hit by a train. What the hell is wrong with you people? lol

Read a book or listen to an audiobook?
 
Pfffft…. neither, but if I had to.. I guess a bus :/
Mouth to mouth to a stranger, or wait for ems? (ambulance)