This or That?

[Swamp-Duck]

Vanilla.

Swings or slide ?

 

[RAVEN]

Swings
true love or one night stands ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Meeeh...

Live as a free wild bird for 5 years, or 15 years in a cage ?

 

[Dageaux]

Free, living in a cage sucks.

Miles Davis Jazz or Louis Armstrong Jazz?

 

[skinofevil]

Louis Armstrong jazz.

Ella Fitzgerald or Eartha Kitt?

For reference:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Both a little depressing.

Fingernails pulled out slowly, or eat out an Africans arse ?

 

[skinofevil]

Take the fingernails, I don't fuckin' need 'em!

Get blamed for something you didn't do? Or get no credit for something you did do?

 

[realgrimm]

Blame's nothing new...

sharp cheese or mild

 

[X]

No cheese ...makes me poop

A shitty smelling moostache for a week orrrrrrr ... no wiping and going about as usual for 72 hrs ??

 

[skinofevil]

Mustache; my sense of smell still isn't the sharpest even after having quit smoking almost 7 years ago.

Rather drive a Ferrari but with its speed electronically limited (un-hackable) to 55MPH? Or drive a vintage rally-tuned Mini Cooper?

 

[RAVEN]

Neither really are my style.. but I wouldn't be caught dead in a mini cooper, so? guess it would be the Ferrari :/

Pizza or steak?

 

[skinofevil]

Steak. Omnomnomnomnom!

Rather sleep with an extremely attractive woman over 60 or a plain (but not unattractive) woman in her early 20s?

 

[realgrimm]

girls lie about age ,trick question

cabbage or lettuce

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Cabbage!

Piss or shit?

 

[skinofevil]

Need more context on that one.

Holding for more context.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

A nice satisfying eye watering shit.

Attacked and mauled to death by a zombie or fall in a mincer and be minced to death ?

 

[realgrimm]

Zombie at least I could fight back


Drown or Burn to death?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

drown

deaf or mute ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Mute.

Bend over backwards to help someone or bend forward so they can kiss your arse ?

 

[RAVEN]

kiss my arse :D

private person or social butterfly :)

 

[Dageaux]

Private person

Live for the day or save for tomorrow?

 

[TheHaze]

Save save save

Eat snake or from a McDonalds trash can ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'd dine at the McDumpster ....

chicken wings ..... medium hot or garlic parm ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I don’t eat meat.


Rock or a hard place ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hard place

Devil or the deep blue sea?

 

[knife wielder]

deep blue sea

disrespect or get disrespected?

 

[TheHaze]

Disrespect

Lose a leg or lose a arm ?

 

[knife wielder]

How about neither?!

Pee on poop or poop on pee?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Both at the same time.

Have you got a sexy arse ?

 

[skinofevil]

Definitely not.

Put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp, or put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?