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Trump. He's a vulgar loudmouth, but he's playing 3D chess against the Communists, and stompin' 'em good.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cockroaches or a bowl of warm vomit?
 

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Rob Zombie. I like my "trying to be scary" musicians to actually land somewhere in the neighborhood of Scary rather than in a teenaged-metrosexual-clogged Hot Topic at the nearest mall.

Would you rather lose one finger or lose one testicle (ovary for the ladies)?
 

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Lose 1 nut since you only need 1 anyways- - - - - -

Get attack with a knife or a gun ?
 

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A gun. Either one is bad, but a gunshot will draw attention and if the gunman doesn't kill you with the first shot, your odds are way better that he won't take another. A knife is silent; when somebody is in close enough to use one on you, you're gonna get cut a lot before you can even respond, and nobody is coming to run your attacker off. All of that is dismissing what happens if I fight back, because although I carry both a fixed blade knife and a handgun myself most of the time (and a fairly sizeable folding knife on me all the time) it's foolish to boast about "Well, I'd..." in hypotheticals.

Let the hottest female you've ever seen beat you up? Or beat up the ugliest female you've ever seen?
 

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A stick in the eye or answering another question ??
 

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Hmmmm burnt feet requiring hospitalization or stepping on a toy ... legos


Toast on the setting of 4 OR 7 ..
 

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LOL great question .. I'm goin Pelosi she's got a mature Porn star thing going on,

Same question .
 

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Between Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi, I'd rather fuck a running blender on setting 10.

Listen to Fran Drescher have an orgasm or watch Bea Arthur dance naked?
 

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Bacon, of course. That's a trick question, shame on you.

Hessians or Hottentotts?
 

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Fuck Hillary Clinton or Nancy pelosi
Nancy - - - - -

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Tidy and neat or messy and disorganized? which are you ?
 

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Tidy, especially if I’m going out, can’t walk back into a mess.

Be killed mangled in agony at aged 80, or die peacefully in your sleep at 70 ?
 

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Die Peacefully..
Would you rather know it all or have it all?
 

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Know it all.

Swallow a live fish and feel it wiggle down, or stick an eel up your arse and feel it wiggle out ?