This Week's Editorial.

Flynn

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You know the month of September brings changes. Kids back to school, less daylight, and the upcoming freeze. Changes, they're happening at such a rapid pace, that the changes happening here are at light speed.

Something that hasn't changed is The Prowler and his every six month assboxing or/and ban. Here's the weird thing about The Prowler's banning, it's like too top secret. No one has the faintest idea why he was banned. Trying to get a clear definitive answer to why the bald fucker was jettisoned faster than admin slurping every single dick at an all you can eat cock buffet was no joy. To this day there's no evidence of The Prowler being an active poster, except for random pictures of a white corvette and some ambiguous receipts. The truth is out there.

Speaking of the truth. It has come to my attention that some of the daily input from some of the posters here has greatly improved. Take for example Fred. Sure, she still a spammer covered in chocolate chips, but she tries, and has some funny quips. A far cry from what I saw a year ago to even four months ago. With that being said, Fredricka is still a spammer. Always will be, because it's in her nature. Trolls, and flamers are born, not made. You either have it or you don't. It's not something you can learn and master. It's an inherent "skill" one needs to have first, to be able to cultivate the latent talent. Our little terrorist perhaps will outgrow this trait, but being in her late 40's I doubt much will change.

Now we come to my favorite part of the evening. The biggest tard of the month. Fuck the poll, and fuck all of you. My definitive pick for being the biggest fucking tard of August is none other than the dick sipping sissy, admin.

I don't even know where to begin with that useless piece of shit. Whether it's him taking a play out of @Jack 's stolen play book and spamming the forum with nonsensical gifs, or him not being able to have a conversation without him bringing up politics, Biggie, Biggie and Biggie's cock in every post. The turd is not funny, and he seems mildly retarded from what I could glean from my many interactions with him. Also, I would venture along with the retardation that admin is probably on some sort of bi-polar medication, even as I type this. Just the simple fact that the little crying bitch had run from this forum more than once over some online slights, highlights his mental fragility when it comes to online message boards. I will say this about admong, he is a good and loyal lap dog. Too good to a fault. That stupid fucker took soo many shots intended for Lily that he should look like a piece of Swiss cheese with legs. That too should highlight his inability to decipher when to leave, and let big bertha fight her own battles. I don't even know why admin even thinks Lily needs defending. She's built like a fucking battleship, with a 3 foot thick hull, made of industrial grade blubber, compliments of Taco Bell. If anything admin should be taking shelter in her purse.

Yep. Changes. They suck. But they happen. Change is constant and always will be. That's the one thing that is consistent. Soon, a younger generation of posters will replace us.
 
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Garraty_47

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Quick witted one liners are always better than long winded bore fests

That's heresy and I'll thank you to show more respect for our lord and savior Garrulous.

It isn't wise to anger His Loquaciousness.
Garrulous may be a patient deity but his patience isn't infinite and his wroth is not to be courted.
 

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UPDATE

As we all know lily has taken her snark on holiday, in its last few days of being here it was barely half a snark and really needed recuperation. We hope after some much needed sun sea and sex it will be restored to its former glory

Jack and Alticus are friends again after finding god together yesterday, they plan on meeting up every Sunday for a buddy prayer and pop tarts

X is fast on his way to becoming the new Prowler. Once he's lost a bit more hair he'll graduate from posting his daily schedule in the shout box to posting a full on weekly schedule thread in Meltdown. The ghost of Prowler looks on proudly

Kirk has been in hiding after receiving a shit tonne of hate mail from lotusbud and a shit tonne of love letters from weeg. We pray for his safe return

More to come later if I remember