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This thread is a great idea, I want to schedule a hot shower sometime in the morning after coffee and gazing out over the ocean across the sea watching and waiting for Chairman Xi’s forces to come and liberate America from America.
 

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This thread is a great idea, I want to schedule a hot shower sometime in the morning after coffee and gazing out over the ocean across the sea watching and waiting for Chairman Xi’s forces to come and liberate America from America.


Hmmm, interesting. I've always really believed no one really gives two shits about what I do in my real life. Silly me.
 

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This thread is a great idea, I want to schedule a hot shower sometime in the morning after coffee and gazing out over the ocean across the sea watching and waiting for Chairman Xi’s forces to come and liberate America from America.
You wouldn't like Chinese cock, Admin.
 
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Thursday, playing catch, thats my favourite part :GiggleBitch:

I have not thrown a ball since September....no, that is not true. I played catch a few times in a gym over the winter.

But I have to get my arm in shape and it is supposed to be warmish on Thursday.

The guy I am going to throw with is 23 or 24...something like that. One of the youngest on my team.
 
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The two of you have obviously never played catch before and maybe don't even know anyone who has.

The playing of catch is only part of the event; one might call it the excuse to get together and socialize. The framework, if you will, of a far more complex and meaningful interaction.

It's the kind of thing people with friends do.

You've heard of "friends", right?
Believe it or not they aren't just for gossip and shit-talking other people.

Yeah, it was a pretty odd thing for her to try to criticize.

Other than getting some throwing in, I plan to have a beer or two with him...on my deck if the weather is nice enough. Otherwise we will go inside. His dad was going through cancer treatment last summer so I am hoping there is good news on that front. But, yeah, you get the idea...
 
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Hmmm, interesting. I've always really believed no one really gives two shits about what I do in my real life. Silly me.

You are correct.


Back to me.



I thought I could give people some help in case they want to schedule a game of catch...

Here is an email exchange that might give you some ideas, @Lardo and @Fredreeks ...


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Hmmm, interesting. I've always really believed no one really gives two shits about what I do in my real life. Silly me.
Prowler does, he's a real sticky beak
Which reminds me, @The Prowler why haven't you interrogated garrety over why he's posting so much here? What's the deal?
 

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Is there ever a second date after the first Frisbee fiasco? Or is her number mysteriously disconnected?

Tune in next week for a new episode of:
"Intrusive Questions- The Garraty Files"

Does he date?
How long do the dates last?
Are there follow-ups?
Who are these women and do they have social media accounts we can stalk?

Nosy people need to know!

:OhGawd:
 

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Tune in next week for a new episode of:
"Intrusive Questions- The Garraty Files"

Does he date?
How long do the dates last?
Are there follow-ups?
Who are these women and do they have social media accounts we can stalk?

Nosy people need to know!

:OhGawd:
And how old are they to be playing Frisbee of all things? Don't forget that important question
 

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And how old are they to be playing Frisbee of all things? Don't forget that important question

If there's an age limit on throwing a frisbee why haven't I ever been arrested?

Surely 60+ violates that statute and yet I've never been accosted by the local constabulary.

Hmm.
 

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If there's an age limit on throwing a frisbee why haven't I ever been arrested?

Surely 60+ violates that statute and yet I've never been accosted by the local constabulary.

Hmm.
I can still throw one over 100 yards and hit the target if I'm higher than the destination.
 

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I'd rather play Frisbee than catch as well. Some skill required
 

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If there's an age limit on throwing a frisbee why haven't I ever been arrested?

Surely 60+ violates that statute and yet I've never been accosted by the local constabulary.

Hmm.
It's not a criminal offence, just a bit odd, especially for a date. You need some help with all this if you're ever going to get a second date. I'm happy to help out if you want
 

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I almost hit a local media celebrity in the head with a Frisbee once, it was one of the bigger ones, he would have noticed, but some killjoy warned him just in the nick of time.
Once I learned how to forward snap the disk instead of the regular flip I increased the distance dramatically.
 

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It's not a criminal offence, just a bit odd, especially for a date. You need some help with all this if you're ever going to get a second date. I'm happy to help out if you want

I'll make a deal with you:

If I ever feel like I need dating advice you'll be the first person I ask. That's not to imply I'll follow it because it appears you have a rather limited (and boring) view of "dating" but I promise if I ask for it I will listen to and consider what you say. Until then you should just keep that stuff to yourself.

The deal's non-negotiable; take it or leave it.
 

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I'll make a deal with you:

If I ever feel like I need dating advice you'll be the first person I ask. That's not to imply I'll follow it because it appears you have a rather limited (and boring) view of "dating" but I promise if I ask for it I will listen to and consider what you say. Until then you should just keep that stuff to yourself.

The deal's non-negotiable; take it or leave it.
You should podcast about this!
 

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I'll make a deal with you:

If I ever feel like I need dating advice you'll be the first person I ask. That's not to imply I'll follow it because it appears you have a rather limited (and boring) view of "dating" but I promise if I ask for it I will listen to and consider what you say. Until then you should just keep that stuff to yourself.

The deal's non-negotiable; take it or leave it.
No deal, I will not be keeping anything to myself . So ungrateful....