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Fredricka

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Cookie just let slip what his home help 'cooks' him for dinner.

IKWYA
I know what you are..

It was a really bad attempt at deflecting back Thread Filla.
It was pointing out the shit you eat. How do you even know what it is? I've never heard of it. You buy meals from the dried food section in poundland and that's sad
 

Garraty_47

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Garraty will be along soon to tell me off with his battered man routine, yadda yadda yadda

<blank stare>
I will?!?
<double-checks appointment calendar>
Will I?!?

Sincere apologies but my secretary must have forgotten to pencil that in. I'll be available in the afternoon on the ninth of May if you'd like to schedule that poast? Best I can do; sorry.
 

MrNiceGuy

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Do you mean this video?



I made that a long time ago just quickly to show someone in Flametown that "Yes, I really do play guitar."

I guess it stuck with you.

I have progressed significantly since then and am a pretty good guitarist and get booked regularly for gigs. I still just do it as a fun hobby, though.

Nah, never saw that one.

No, it was a post of yours last year where you were throwing up some vocaroos on acoustic and maybe you were drinking like I do because it sounded shitfaced like I wanna be? No offense; I mean, you could be keeping physicians with otoscopes in biz for the multitudes with ear bleeds who heard your plucking, so cheers for that, mate.

I sold my electric when I moved and rented for awhile because I didn't want to jam the neighbors walls down and trying to turn the amp down or playing with headphones is like having one of those vettes of yours and never stomping the pedal to the floor. What's the fucking point? I've since bought my own place again and if I ever get an electric again, I'll throw something around here. I'm def not a lead guitarist but I can riff like a son of a dime bag darrell.
 

MrNiceGuy

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You realize natural gingers are less than 2% of the world's population? So, basically, when it comes to being a minority; I am GOD tier status.

We can't suntan but our temper is very fuck you up real; although I usually direct mine at inanimate objects... i.e. try to fix something, something goes wrong, destroy the something I was trying to fix.

Either way... PROBLEM SOLVED.
 

MrNiceGuy

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That looks to be 4 bastardized Cobb Salads. Or Spring Salads.

I shouldn't think that an Asian place would have that much turkey laying around, let alone the cheese.

Prowler goes to this themed Asian place. It's called Catty Shack. It's the cat's meow. Puurrrfecto. Why chase tail when you can ingest it? Fur real. It's just a whisker away from a no kill shelter. Lulz. Dad puns 4eva
 

MrNiceGuy

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You sound like a ginger.
You didn't know that?

Don't feel bad. I can remember everything someone said after meeting them but still forget their name. Because what people say to me is important to me because it is important to them. Names are pedantic & superfluous.