Thread Topic: Melanin Challenged Mysteries of the Universe

[Frood]

Or "How Can I Make Fox Mulder Flip Out Again?"

I don't tan very well... I do tan on my arms a bit but always burn hard and peel if I'm mostly naked bar a pair of swimmers.

YET if I expose a small portion of my body to the sun over a day or two, I brown up.

My inner Mexican is there, but barely present.

 

[The Cuntess]

My hub is as white as you and his redness turns to tan after a day.


My daughters are whiter than you and never tan. They stay red.

 

[Frood]

My hub is as white as you and his redness turns to tan after a day.


My daughters are whiter than you and never tan. They stay red.

What colour was your milkman? :Grin3:

 

[Omnipotent]

My hub is as white as you and his redness turns to tan after a day.


My daughters are whiter than you and never tan. They stay red.

this is how you tan if you are fair so you can tell your girls this,.... put your swimming suit on, lay in the sun, 5 MINUTES ONLY, TURN OVER AND DO THE OTHER SIDE 5 MINUTES ONLY.

then

every day increase by 1 minute... so day 2, it is 6 minutes a side, day 3, 7 minutes a side,.... and so on until you reach 20 MINUTES A SIDE per day....

Never allow a burn.... burning is a 100% waste of time and dangerous for fair people.

do not tan between 10 am - 3 pm..

gradual building of a tan is perfect.

 

[Frood]

I prefer being pale...

 

[Omnipotent]

I prefer being pale...

Me too but not in my twenties... I was a beach bunny.

 

[Breakfall]

Or "How Can I Make Fox Mulder Flip Out Again?"

I don't tan very well... I do tan on my arms a bit but always burn hard and peel if I'm mostly naked bar a pair of swimmers.

YET if I expose a small portion of my body to the sun over a day or two, I brown up.

My inner Mexican is there, but barely present.

Oi...yoo have finger-toes like me my brother! :LOL1:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Or "How Can I Make Fox Mulder Flip Out Again?"

I don't tan very well... I do tan on my arms a bit but always burn hard and peel if I'm mostly naked bar a pair of swimmers.

YET if I expose a small portion of my body to the sun over a day or two, I brown up.

My inner Mexican is there, but barely present.

So that part of you foot smells I take it ?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Tan injections are good for those who are fair but want a tan, it's pretty much impossible to burn.....