Tournament of Champions: West Coast & East Coast Brackets
- Thread starter Flynn
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So now I'm sporting the full bunny outfit and "Ralphie", this is getting confusing. 2 pictures its just the head piece and I dont have any purple ones?
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Flynn
jack's a CuNt!!!
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***Administrative action: realgrimm forfeits his round one match due to over the top bitching and moaning....
....JUST KIDDING!!!
Shut up grimm.
Garraty_47
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Oh dear.
How did I end up on the west coast team?
I thought everyone knew I'm in Virginia which, last time I checked, was still on the east coast.
...and isn't Flea in California?
Admittedly I'm not a professional sports guy or card-based gamer so maybe this is normal and I don't mind running with it but I would appreciate someone explaining how/why things are how they are.
Thanks in advance.
How did I end up on the west coast team?
I thought everyone knew I'm in Virginia which, last time I checked, was still on the east coast.
...and isn't Flea in California?
Admittedly I'm not a professional sports guy or card-based gamer so maybe this is normal and I don't mind running with it but I would appreciate someone explaining how/why things are how they are.
Thanks in advance.
Garraty_47
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I think it'll come down to realgrimm /vs/ Flynn but beyond that... </coinFlip>
Garraty_47
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What are we doing here? And why am I paired up against the Dilf fellow? I don't think I've ever talked to that guy. Will there be hatchets and smallish knives involved? And most importantly, will there be pizza and beer?
You see that x? You're going DOWN
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Flynn
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The brackets were generated randomly.
It's not based on where you live naturally. Think of it as the poor man's World Cup, except without the fanfare, and the skill, and the soccer.
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Flynn
jack's a CuNt!!!
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You're not.
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Flynn
jack's a CuNt!!!
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Favorite (4-1)
Flynn — Her combination of intelligence and wordsmith abilities makes her the most complete competitor. She rarely beats herself.
Top Contenders
- Garraty_47 (5-1) — The Ethereal God of Halitosis plus his smokescreen defense make him incredibly difficult to counter.
- Flea (7-1) — A powerhouse capable of absorbing absurd punishment, provided she stays fueled.
- Fredricka (8-1) — Tough enough to survive almost anything and always a threat to make a deep run.
Dangerous Challengers
- RANCIDMILKO (9-1) — Pure unpredictability. Can upset anyone.
- Bastard Factory (10-1) — Thrives in chaotic tournament conditions.
- Admin. (12-1) — A solid all-around competitor whose parody card gives them upset potential without making them an overwhelming favorite.
Sleepers
- realgrimm (14-1) — Consistent and disciplined.
- Seamajor (16-1) — Capable of catching favorites off guard.
- Iggy Mclulz (18-1) — High-risk, high-reward.
Long Shots
- Frood (22-1)
- UncleDiLF (25-1)
- Reggie_Essent (30-1)
- Dove (35-1)
- X (50-1) — The mystery entrant who could surprise everyone.
- SSS (75-1) — His confusion aura gives him a puncher's chance, but his weaknesses make sustaining a championship run difficult.
Garraty_47
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Just in case I'm drinking twice as much coffee and smoking twice as many cigs as usual.
Breath of Doom FTW!
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Well fuck! Maybe I should go pluck on my guitar for a while. Maybe drag the laptop in there and make a video.
... that's a lot of work though ...
