Trolling angles, topics, techniques, and personal faves

[Frood]

...in your grimoire, toolbox, or kit.

Have at it, folks....

 

[Master Pu]

Whatever Frood says, do the opposite.
That faggot has written the most goodbye threads on multiple forums ever seen.
And the most common response to his pussy drama threads?
Buh-bye-

 

[Frood]

Are you powered by avatar penor'...?

 

[X]

Whatever Frood says, do the opposite.
That faggot has written the most goodbye threads on multiple forums ever seen.
And the most common response to his pussy drama threads?
Buh-bye-

Are you brushing your teeth ffs ??

 

[Master Pu]

Whatever Frood says, do the opposite.
That faggot has written the most goodbye threads on multiple forums ever seen.
And the most common response to his pussy drama threads?
Buh-bye-

Are you brushing your teeth ffs ??

You don't?
Speaking of teefs..
Frood has the worst set of choppers on the internet.
The guy is a dentists dream-

 

[Frood]

Back on topic:

I love baiting closet Pooftasexuals like BEnzover to inadvertently blurt out their deep seated anxieties, and shame, while making arses of themselves in the process.

 

[Breakfall]

Dr Pepper once asked me if I knew anyone that could organise him a gun, because he felt threatened by particular individuals. I immediately became a bit suss, thinking I was being set-up, and went into some detail about the value of 3D- gun printing and the like and how I wanted to inject cynaide into the Coffin Cheater’s (Bikie Gang) water supply myself being the clandestine soldier that I am.

I think good trolling is inventive trolling. Create a good mix of drama, some angst and plenty humour. At the end of the day is all about a bit of larrikinism and Karenism (minus the insanity)...

 

[Master Pu]

Back on topic:

I love baiting closet Pooftasexuals like BEnzover to inadvertently blurt out their deep seated anxieties, and shame, while making arses of themselves in the process.

Frood, you pitched a tent and camped out in your living room.
You have a stockpile of goods in your basement (he's a prepper) even Ice would be proud of.
You holler about the end of the world every six months.
And you have a male sugar daddy.
Folks! Put two and 2 together, and know Froodle Poodle is no threat.

 

[Frood]

Would you be interested in buying a bridge?

 

[Master Pu]

Would you be interested in buying a bridge?

You want a used couch you faggot?

 

[Frood]

No deal.

You and your beau live to burrow up each other comfortably for another night...

 

[Master Pu]

No deal.

You are your beau live to burrow up each other comfortably for another night...

You got marbles in your mouth?

 

[Master Pu]

Frood, how long did you pretend to be female at BC?
3 years?
Lulz

 

[Frood]

No deal.

You are your beau live to burrow up each other comfortably for another night...

You got marbles in your mouth?

Do you?

 

[Master Pu]

You love Mulder big and proud, huh?
Reminds you of catfishing dudes, brah

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

ohh no, no, no, mulder and scully don't want to investigate that gay XXX-Files in your avatar

 

[Master Pu]

ohh no, no, no, mulder and scully don't want to investigate that gay XXX-Files in your avatar

You put it there, faggot.
I'd like to know how long it took to find?
Long time, bet on that-

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

ohh no, no, no, mulder and scully don't want to investigate that gay XXX-Files in your avatar

Long time, bet on that-

you sucky sucky that cock long time, seven days. nasty

 

[Frood]

BEnzNomNomNomNomover's again and again...

 

[Dove]

I like to inspire very charged and emotional dramas and use the art of division.

You can get months of entertainment out of it. I think my favorite was actually one of my shortest.....it was some early MGTOW sort of board ran by a character named "Dick Masterson"... .who was really some dweedy beta named Dax Herra(?).

Eventually I trolled his board so hard they started banning their own members and shut down registration. Then a video of Dax popped up with him playing piano and singing air supply songs and it was just....done.

I recruited a few of those members to TV. It was pretty funny.

It's a pretty cheap tactic nowadays though. People love a good drama/web fight. All you gotta do really is push the button and there goes the nuke. It's not even a sport anymore.

 

[Seamajor]

...in your grimoire, toolbox, or kit.

Have at it, folks....

DD you’re the finest troll known to man. You’ve told some of the most bazaar tales I ever heard. :rightON: I got to hand it to ya.

 

[Dove]

Seabooby, it's weird that you are now so impressed with Freuds trolling when I'm fairly confident you were the last person to understand DD.

You were hysterically warning me about Freud and how dangerous he was. I clearly remember thinking...."gotdamn, Freud drug his kill in and it's just flopping around spewing blood and piss all over the nice new floor".

Where the fuck do you think you are, boy? Love shack?

Lulz.

 

[Blurt]

Troll is best troll when Switch over a bowl. Yep.

Martinoid make mileage with whistleblowing past the graveyard.

Yep.

 

[Breakfall]

Troll is best troll when Switch over a bowl. Yep.

Martinoid make mileage with whistleblowing past the graveyard.

Yep.

What kind was cryptic mumbo-jumbo is this?

 

[Blurt]

One of the better trolls in recent memory consists in Dove hanging her erstwhile two-bit lover King Martini's Switch portable video game console over a toilet bowl and threatening to cut the thread with a pair of scissors and then posting a photo of the electronic device's mortal predicament on a forum.

Yep.

 

[Breakfall]

One of the better trolls in recent memory consists in Dove hanging her erstwhile two-bit lover King Martini's Switch portable video game console over a toilet bowl and threatening to cut the thread with a pair of scissors and then posting a photo of the electronic device's mortal predicament on a forum.

Yep.

I gotz yoo...I think! :ThumbsUp2:

 

[deport_liberals]

Supporting the President.

 

[Frood]

...in your grimoire, toolbox, or kit.

Have at it, folks....

DD you’re the finest troll known to man. You’ve told some of the most bazaar tales I ever heard. :rightON: I got to hand it to ya.

:Thinking:

Most of said tales are rooted in fact or experiences; some aren't.

 

[Seamajor]

Supporting the President.

Joe Biden?

 

[Breakfall]

Supporting the President.

Joe Biden?

Biden’s in contention Sea...haven’t you heard the latest? Cheaters never win in the end.