Tuesday Night Genysis

[Flynn]

Fade In: An overhead view of The Skydome Arena.

Mark Andrews: Tonight, that's where Genysis 1 takes place. The first ever televised wrestling match taking place in the Bastard Factory universe in partnership with Ring Of Honor. Let's go down to the two guys who'll be calling the matches tonight. JB and Sabastian Booger, take it away!

Fade Out: Blackness.

Fade In: Promo





Fade In: Inside The Skydome Arena. Cheering fans can be seen holding signs. Some read, "Biggie, I will marry you for $3.5K." While others say, "King Martini for President."

JB: Welcome to Genysis! Along with my broadcast partner, a legend in professional wrestling, none other than Sabastian Booger.

SB: Well, heck JB, I just don't know...

JB: Hold that thought, SB. Tonight for the very first time in the Bastard Factory universe partnering with Ring Of Honor wrestling, we have the very first pay-per-view. Hold onto to your seats folks, this is going to be a very special night.

SB: Special indeed! I cannot wait to see the ladies duke it out. Also, there will be some scores to settle tonight.

JB: That's what makes this tonight's card very exciting. Tonight we will have title matches. In the main event King Martini will be taking on Biggie Smiles for the BF World Championship belt. Also in our co-main event, Omnipotent will be battling Dovey for the Women's BF belt. In addition to these matches, we also have Aryan taking on 18Holliday81. Flea will attempt to silence Fox once and for all when they meet in the squared circle. Here's a breakdown of the matches:

Main Event
King Martini Vs Biggie Smiles
Winner will be crowned BF Champion

Co-Main Event
Omnipotent Vs Dovey
Winner will be crowned BF Women's Champion

Featured Bout
Freud Vs BEnzo

Undercard

Succubus Vs Flynn
Lotusbud Vs Breakfall
Flea Vs Fox
Aryan Vs 18Holliday81

SB: I am so excited to to see the Freud and BEnzo match. I have so many questions. Will the Cunt Wranglers push BEnzo down the ramp? Will Freud submit BEnzo with his feet? That match has the makings to be great, that is, if BEnzo can get out of his wheelchair.

JB: Good point! It did look like was going to rain tonight. With that being said let's take it down to the ring for our first match.

*Camera pans to the ring*

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman WELCOME TO GENYSIS! This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down to the ring, hailing from the North Side somewhere in Europe, here he is....Aryan!

*Aryan's music starts playing*





*Aryan walks towards the ring with a snarl on his face. His red lipstick has already jumped onto his only two front teeth. The crowd is booing Aryan as he makes his way into the ring. Standing in the middle of the ring he jumps up and does the splits, which only causes the fans to start throwing used condoms at him. As the camera starts to pan away, Aryan can be seen stuffing the used condoms into his spandex pockets.*

JB: There he is. The one, the only, Aryan. What a specimen of mean. 18Holliday81 is going to have his hands full tonight.

SB: Is Aryan really going to take those used condoms?!

Announcer: And soon to be making his way to the ring, coming out of Washington, DC; 18Holliday81!!!!!!!!!

*Holliday's music starts playing*

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[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Breakfall]

C u next Tuesday @Flynn !
:EvilOne:

 

[Adam Hitler]

I still can't get my head around a female being so fond of oldschool wrestling...

Perhaps it's different in the US, but here it's unheard of.

 

[UncleDiLF]

What a scum

 

[Adam Hitler]

What a scum

Are there many female rasslin' fans in Deutschland? :LOL1:

 

[UncleDiLF]

What a scum

Are there many female rasslin' fans in Deutschland? :LOL1:

Not that much anymore! We were close to you brothers in the UK. I remember the 80s, 90s and 2000s !!! RASSLIN was huge in GErmany!**

I once met The BIG SHOW in Cologne in 2003! In the city! He grabbed me for a choke slam! Sadly I lost all my photos! I was live when STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN was in the ring!!! And Ric Flair even!!! It was a dream!

But now==??? NO, not anymore!

Allthough ARYAN!!!! I watch AEW!!!! With arrogant Chris Jericho and MJF!!! Sting, Big Show, etc. Very well made show! No SJW crap etc. Worth a watch!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

My guilty pleasure is watching old footage on Youtube of WWF/WCW from the late 80's and early 90's, like Superstars and Worldwide which were broadcast on UK TV, it gives me a nice nostalgic buzz and reminds me of being a kid watching it with my nan.


Million Dollar Man was always my fave though. :Grin3:

 

[Flynn]

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Fade In: The Direct TV logo.

*The Logo disappears and the scene changes back to Genysis.*





JB: We should be seeing 18Holliday81 out here....soon?

SB: This is just like that time my ex-wife told me to wait at the park for her. She said that I was to wait there no matter how many days go by.

JB: I hear ya brother, Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup is my favorite too. Wait! Wait! I'm just now getting word that there has been some kind of altercation backstage.

*The camera pans to the ramp, Holliday's music is still playing. Suddenly. The lights go out and the music stops. After a moment, Evil Blood's music starts playing.*

SB: Like I was saying, my ex-wife told me...

JB: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! Is that Evil Blood's music??!!!

SB: Holy shit! Aryan is in trouble! Aryan is dead.

*The lights come back on and in the middle of the ring is Holliday. He attacks Aryan from behind. They begin brawling.

SB: What the hell is going on?

JB: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! It's chaos!

*The camera pans back to the ramp. UncleDiLF appears and walks towards the ring*





JB: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! Did you see Aryan just throw UncleDiLF out of the ring!!!! OHMYGOD!

SB: Holy crap.

*The bell finally rings as the match starts.*

JB: Aryan delivers a strong kick to the midsection of Holliday, and transitions into a swinging neck breaker! Aryan goes for the pin...1...and Holliday kicks out!

SB: What was UncleDiLF thinking? He had no business trying interfere in this match.

JB: Yes. The sky is indeed blue. And a quick kickout by Holliday.

*Aryan grabs Holliday by the crotch and points to his mouth.*

JB: It looks like Aryan is signaling for his finisher, "The Gumminator."

SB: Look at Holliday's face, look at the terror, he wants no part of The Gumminator!

*Holliday is on his knees begging Aryan to let go of his crotch. The ref is trying to break Aryan's death grip. Aryan reaches into his pocket and pulls out several used condoms. The ref really goes crazy and starts a ten count on Aryan to drop the condoms as he waves them in Holliday's face.*

JB: What is he doing!?

SB: Who? Aryan?

JB: No. The fucking beer guy. He's looked right at me twice and both times has pretended not to see me.

*The ref continues counting and is up to 52 as he tries to get Aryan to break the hold and to put the condoms away. No such luck. Aryan is enjoying crushing Holliday's crotch with his woman-like hands as he starts making balloon animals with the used condons.*

SB: What the fuck is he DOING?!

JB: Who? Aryan?

SB: No. The beer guy. You're right. He is a fucking dick. He looked right at me and nodded, then pretended he didn't just do that.

JB: Folks we'll be right back after this sponsored break.

Voice Over: The wait is over! In two weeks, the sensation, the man, ICEJJFish is dropping his #1 hit single, "On The Floor."




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*Suddenly the screen freezes and it shows that Direct TV is buffering at 1.5 kbs.*

 

[UncleDiLF]

My guilty pleasure is watching old footage on Youtube of WWF/WCW from the late 80's and early 90's, like Superstars and Worldwide which were broadcast on UK TV, it gives me a nice nostalgic buzz and reminds me of being a kid watching it with my nan.


Million Dollar Man was always my fave though. :Grin3:

I bought a Original 90s Action Figure of Million Dollar back in 2017. He is the best man.

I will rematch some of the late 80s and early 90s shows brother. Please make a thread where you drop some good shows and shoot interviews if you have time.

I'll watch them for sure.

Remember orient express with Mister fuji? I hated these 2 japs . Lol

 

[Master Pu]

Ted is a Bible Thumper, and was caught up in a scandal.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Ted is a Bible Thumper, and was caught up in a scandal.

Whats wrong with believing God you fucking atheist scum? Devil swine.

I fiund your youtube channel you dick kisser. All hail to this preacher.

 

[The Countess]

Ted is a Bible Thumper, and was caught up in a scandal.

Nothing wrong with knowing the Bible, Bae. Now JW’s, them mofo’s are annoying asf

 

[Master Pu]

I said there was something wrong?
Ted and his son allegedly grifted a few millions from the State of Mississippi.
He had to sell his mansion. Scandal ongoing.
All in the name of religion.

 

[Master Pu]

Ted is a Bible Thumper, and was caught up in a scandal.

Whats wrong with believing God you fucking atheist scum? Devil swine.

I fiund your youtube channel you dick kisser. All hail to this preacher.

The top of your head looks like it's been kissed by a few dicks.
Mfrs gots to tap out a code on it to open your mouth.
You prolly like getting a Camel Clutch before you suck.
You sick bastard.

 

[X]

Ha ha faggot thread ...no wonder dicky kisser dilF is in here :ROFL3:

 

[UncleDiLF]

Ted is a Bible Thumper, and was caught up in a scandal.

Whats wrong with believing God you fucking atheist scum? Devil swine.

I fiund your youtube channel you dick kisser. All hail to this preacher.

The top of your head looks like it's been kissed by a few dicks.
Mfrs gots to tap out a code on it to open your mouth.
You prolly like getting a Camel Clutch before you suck.
You sick bastard.

Hey you scum!!!! At least it is my real pic you pond scum! What about you?? Fuck you!!!

TED DIBIASE is a household name! FAKE NEWS what you say!!!

Missisippi NIGGAZ will piss on you!!! Motherfucker is saying “prolly”. Learn English you LA trash!!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Ha ha faggot thread ...no wonder dicky kisser dilF is in here :ROFL3:

Still letting the twins kissing your dick and get youth AIDZE???? You sick scum!

 

[Master Pu]

Million Dollar Man is

Ted is a Bible Thumper, and was caught up in a scandal.

Whats wrong with believing God you fucking atheist scum? Devil swine.

I fiund your youtube channel you dick kisser. All hail to this preacher.

The top of your head looks like it's been kissed by a few dicks.
Mfrs gots to tap out a code on it to open your mouth.
You prolly like getting a Camel Clutch before you suck.
You sick bastard.

Hey you scum!!!! At least it is my real pic you pond scum! What about you?? Fuck you!!!

TED DIBIASE is a household name! FAKE NEWS what you say!!!

Missisippi NIGGAZ will piss on you!!! Motherfucker is saying “prolly”. Learn English you LA trash!!!!

Ted is Phony Balognie. No surprise to me. You were PROLLY laughing at dicks in your AV. You wish you could laugh at a Black Man's Mamba. Then again, knowing you, maybe you wouldn't be wishing anything. Lulz!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Prolly? Is that Bulgarian?

 

[Breakfall]

Hey @UncleDiLF ...what do you reckon about this @Flynn chick, the one with the massive fivehead? Lately she’s gone gospel and on the verge of happy-clapping. She’s also stating that us alphas are all hommusexuals. Is it possible that she’s swapped the meth for da jenkem?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Hey @UncleDiLF ...what do you reckon about this @Flynn chick, the one with the massive fivehead? Lately she’s gone gospel and on the verge of happy-clapping. She’s also stating that us alphas are all hommusexuals. Is it possible that she’s swapped the meth for da jenkem?

I read on Reddit that @Flynn is a perma vergin and betamale incel, hating women. That's why he is turning this all upside down. He needs attention according to Reddit.

Also @Flynn catched collosal AiDS.

It is time us alphas to cum together again of flynns perms virgins skull

 

[Flynn]

I stand here before the ones who have hate in their hearts. UncleDiLF and Breakfall, you two are due for an infusion of love. I love the both of you.

Here at the loving place known as BF you will be accepted. UncleDiLF, no longer will you be mocked for your high pitched lisp and your proclivities for Breakfall's decorated penis. Breakfall, you will be loved and cared for, even if you dream about UncleDiLF's anus every night. Love does not judge, love accepts.

 

[Flynn]

Here is some nice music to relax to.